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GoCubsGo
10-10-2005, 12:15 AM
I got this idea from the play Hamlet. In it Hamlet wants to die but refuses to commit suicide because he thinks God would damn him to hell for this.

So, if you wanted to die, but couldn't do anything blatantly asking for it? For example, you can't sleep on train tracks or yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that. I'd say I'd go to Africa and bang a bunch of women and catch AIDS, but 1) That's a little blatant, and 2) I don't think I could get it up.

So where would you go/what would you do if you wanted to die, but not want people to know you were asking for it?

10-10-2005, 12:18 AM
here (http://http://www.army.mil/)

handsome
10-10-2005, 12:19 AM
Hahhahahaa, I LOVE your blatant racism!!

GoCubsGo
10-10-2005, 12:21 AM
Just an example. Can't yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd either.

MonkeeMan
10-10-2005, 12:25 AM
Camden, NJ

rwesty
10-10-2005, 12:30 AM
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yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd

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This is what I'd do.

dizong
10-10-2005, 12:35 AM
corner of crenshaw and slauson (in south central la) 2am sunday wearing bright blue doo-rag and lots of bling

MelchyBeau
10-10-2005, 12:48 AM
act as a christian minister in Falluja.

Melch

cokehead
10-10-2005, 12:50 AM
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Camden, NJ

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this is the obvious answer

WackityWhiz
10-10-2005, 12:53 AM
I would hold some people hostage in a bank with a fake gun. I'd have a note taped to the gun that said "ThinMan said if I didn't do this, he would rape my family in front of me, starting with my dad." Then they would find that note after they shot me.

<font color="white"> ThinMan: Any publicity is good publicity right? </font>

M0n3y0nf1r3
10-10-2005, 12:54 AM
Id sit at my computer all day reading oot, multitabling 3/6, getting fat eating junk food, not sleeping, ..... S H I T....
-Andrew

Cancer Merchant
10-10-2005, 12:55 AM
Spring break. Palm Beach or Lake Mead. Booze. Jet Ski.

Gotta have a little fun before shuffling off the mortal coil.

imported_anacardo
10-10-2005, 01:36 AM
Pluto, in something leaky.

M2d
10-10-2005, 01:46 AM
http://www.sportplanet.com/ksps/todos_4.jpg

diebitter
10-10-2005, 01:54 AM
I'd get killed saving the planet earth whilst driving my spaceship headlong into the oncoming meteor, whilst leaving a final message to the collective planet, as it holds its breath for the outcome:

"you kids be good now!"

blaze666
10-10-2005, 02:01 AM
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I got this idea from the play Hamlet. In it Hamlet wants to die but refuses to commit suicide because he thinks God would damn him to hell for this.

So, if you wanted to die, but couldn't do anything blatantly asking for it? For example, you can't sleep on train tracks or yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that. I'd say I'd go to Africa and bang a bunch of women and catch AIDS, but 1) That's a little blatant, and 2) I don't think I could get it up.

So where would you go/what would you do if you wanted to die, but not want people to know you were asking for it?

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touchfaith
10-10-2005, 02:04 AM
Springfield, IL. With no bat.

radek2166
10-10-2005, 02:20 AM
New Jersey

peachy
10-10-2005, 02:49 AM
hiking/endurance racing and not watching out for snakes

PoBoy321
10-10-2005, 02:59 AM
Taking flight lessons then getting drunk and going up before I learn how to land.

wacki
10-10-2005, 03:00 AM
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1666/caving5yc.jpg

[censored]
10-10-2005, 03:02 AM
I would find some war to fight in. Soldiers who do not fear death can do awesome things on the battlefield.

Duke
10-10-2005, 03:20 AM
http://www.sportplanet.com/ksps/todos_4.jpg

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http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/point_break-bodhi-7.jpg

Call me Bodhi.

~D

Duke
10-10-2005, 03:23 AM
Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

[censored]
10-10-2005, 03:26 AM
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Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

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holy [censored] I need to check this out, thanks

The Deadliest Catch (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/deadliestcatch/splash.html)

diebitter
10-10-2005, 05:01 AM
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I'd get killed saving the planet earth whilst driving my spaceship headlong into the oncoming meteor, whilst leaving a final message to the collective planet, as it holds its breath for the outcome:

"you kids be good now!"

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+ I'd expect this act of heroism to make me a legend for countless generations to follow, and my name to be passed down through the eons, and probably outlive the last red twinklings of the galaxy's last star.

Actually, scratch 'probably', it makes me sound wishy-washy.

10-10-2005, 05:41 AM
Space or Mars.

If it was a month ago and I had limited resources, New Orleans.

peachy
10-10-2005, 06:22 AM
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http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1666/caving5yc.jpg

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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

wacki
10-10-2005, 06:30 AM
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Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

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holy [censored] I need to check this out, thanks

The Deadliest Catch (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/deadliestcatch/splash.html)

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If I didn't get seasick I'd do it.

wacki
10-10-2005, 06:31 AM
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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

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Fat people and caves don't mix.

BirdieLongSocks
10-10-2005, 06:43 AM
I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

peachy
10-10-2005, 06:45 AM
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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

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Fat people and caves don't mix.

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if i hit the side ive got cushioning to push me off and protect my vital organs

diebitter
10-10-2005, 06:49 AM
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vital organ

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FYP

peachy
10-10-2005, 06:57 AM
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vital organ

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FYP

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ok maybe its just super late....but i dont get it...

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diebitter
10-10-2005, 07:00 AM
I was suggesting only one organ was truly vital. Which is of course true.

Go to bed.

peachy
10-10-2005, 07:04 AM
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I was suggesting only one organ was truly vital. Which is of course true.

Go to bed.

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this isnt true....what r u refering to?

diebitter
10-10-2005, 07:07 AM
Your winkie (penis for boys, vagina for girls, or both)!

It was a joke that this discussion is rendering really old really fast, okay?

wacki
10-10-2005, 07:11 AM
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I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

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I'll give you the info as I have info listed for thousands of public (and private) caves in the US. I would post it but peachy is yelling at me to provide the info. She obviously can't figure out how to search the archives or use google. I guess she never learned any valuable skills while googling her thesis. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

peachy
10-10-2005, 07:20 AM
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I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

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I'll give you the info as I have info listed for thousands of public (and private) caves in the US. I would post it but peachy is yelling at me to provide the info. She obviously can't figure out how to search the archives or use google. I guess she never learned any valuable skills while googling her thesis. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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i wanted pics u hard tardo!!!! im not gonna go google that!!! ggrrr i hate u!!!

wacki
10-10-2005, 07:33 AM
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i wanted pics u hard tardo!!!! im not gonna go google that!!! ggrrr i hate u!!!

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So does the rest of OOT..... of your fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!

peachy
10-10-2005, 07:41 AM
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i wanted pics u hard tardo!!!! im not gonna go google that!!! ggrrr i hate u!!!

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So does the rest of OOT..... of your fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!

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ive told u...i cant morally post pics of me...they would be too traumatizing for the majority of the people here...i cant do that in good conscious

DoubleDown
10-10-2005, 08:02 AM
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yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

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or scream out honkey-tonk, white-trash, cracker to a gaggle of rednecks

DoubleDown
10-10-2005, 08:07 AM
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act as a christian minister in Falluja.

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muslim/jewish/buddhist/hindu/anynonchristainfaith minister in the bible belt of the deep south

Lazymeatball
10-10-2005, 08:13 AM
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or scream out honkey-tonk, white-trash, cracker to a gaggle of rednecks

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muslim/jewish/buddhist/hindu/anynonchristainfaith minister in the bible belt of the deep south

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Wow, you've got a real anti-south bias going there, especially if you believe bible thumpers to be less tolerant of religious diversity than muslims regimes in the middle east.

Same goes for the comment about yelling honkey whitetrash cracker comments at rednecks vs yelling the word nigger at black people. Black people would react much more violently as they would be much more offended for good reason as nigger is a much more offensive word than any disparaging comments you could throw at white people.

peachy
10-10-2005, 08:18 AM
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or scream out honkey-tonk, white-trash, cracker to a gaggle of rednecks

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muslim/jewish/buddhist/hindu/anynonchristainfaith minister in the bible belt of the deep south

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Wow, you've got a real anti-south bias going there, especially if you believe bible thumpers to be less tolerant of religious diversity than muslims regimes in the middle east.

Same goes for the comment about yelling honkey whitetrash cracker comments at rednecks vs yelling the word nigger at black people. Black people would react much more violently as they would be much more offended for good reason as nigger is a much more offensive word than any disparaging comments you could throw at white people.

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hahaha i laughed at this response b/c its so true...u yell that in a trailer park ur gonna have drunk rednecks hoisting up a beer to u and sayin "hell yeah son! damn right" and then commencing with chugging - then offering u a beer

astroglide
10-10-2005, 11:58 AM
that looks sweet. i hope they show it on discovery hd...

STLantny
10-10-2005, 12:01 PM
Worst city in the nation is about a 15 minute drive from my house. East St. Louis.

codewarrior
10-10-2005, 12:19 PM
I'll pack your chute for you.

MonkeeMan
10-10-2005, 12:23 PM
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Worst city in the nation is about a 15 minute drive from my house. East St. Louis.

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Wrong. It is in the top 5 though.

Most Dangerous City (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6555449/)

Tailgunner
10-10-2005, 12:29 PM
My ideal suicide would be to drop a bunch of acid and skydive without a chute to Pink Floyd's "Learning to Fly"...

If I had to just walk around with a death wish I'd find something to do in Iraq, at least I could go out doing something useful.

<font color="teal">~TG</font> /images/graemlins/cool.gif

samjjones
10-10-2005, 12:55 PM
Nice refrence, brah!

Sephus
10-10-2005, 01:22 PM
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Worst city in the nation is about a 15 minute drive from my house. East St. Louis.

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Wrong. It is in the top 5 though.

Most Dangerous City (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6555449/)

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"downplayed the dubious designation Sunday,"

it seems like at least 50% of journalists use the word "dubious," and about 2% know what it means.

rohjoh
10-10-2005, 01:48 PM
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http://www.sportplanet.com/ksps/todos_4.jpg

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Todos is not that bad, probably would not kill you unless you got caught inside, and pushed up on the rocks.. This on the other hand would kill you, and kill you quickly. About 3 feet of water at point of impact on a razor sharp coral reef.


http://www.isurfsc.com/surf/images/pixs/Tahiti.jpg

gulebjorn
10-10-2005, 01:48 PM
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Worst city in the nation is about a 15 minute drive from my house. East St. Louis.

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Wrong. It is in the top 5 though.

Most Dangerous City (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6555449/)

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"downplayed the dubious designation Sunday,"

it seems like at least 50% of journalists use the word "dubious," and about 2% know what it means.

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I'm a journalist.

I don't use it.

Maybe that's why I don't have a job.

Namdrahsirhc
10-10-2005, 01:50 PM
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Camden, NJ

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Im about 3 miles away /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

MonkeeMan
10-10-2005, 02:57 PM
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Camden, NJ

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Im about 3 miles away /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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That's a good start, but keep your guard up.

Cancuk
10-10-2005, 03:53 PM
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I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that.

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I was just in South Amercia for 6 months, and specifically the Amazon for 3 1/2 weeks without any vaccinations...it's a very small probability that you'll die from something there. I guess if you were trying to die, it wouldn't be too hard...

hmm..

TheBlueMonster
10-10-2005, 04:02 PM
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hiking/endurance racing and not watching out for snakes

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too tame and the chance of encountering a snake is smaller than you think. I'd amend this to say: go around with the Crocodile Hunter wearing sandals and lots of meat scented cologne.

M2d
10-10-2005, 04:31 PM
uluwatu?

I picked Todos over other reef breaks because it's so damned impressive. 1000's of miles of pissed off pacific ocean breaking in that spot.

I think, also, that, based on the OP, you just go there and let it happen. if you don't struggle a bit, you'll die at todos, no problem. probably a lot safer than other pacific spots, though.