1000th Post - Rate the girl I lost my virginity to!

[tonypaladino]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2647/lespeople4jpg3jh.jpg

This is the only pic of her I can find, a scanned polaroid on some douchbag's blog.

The pic is from the end of senior year of HS, in spring 2001. I banged her in the begining of senior year.
I did not use a condom. My dick did not fall off, nor did she get pregnant. (for the dude in the other thread.)

Background info: She "got around" in HS, and the dude who's blog I found her pic on was a chemistry teacher at the school who also banged her. (He was in his mid 20s).

Please rate from 1-10

Thanks

[The Don]

5.5

[ThaSaltCracka]

who cares what her rating is, you banged here.

[partygirluk]

4

So he screwed one of his students, and then put her photo on his blog?

EDIT: 6.5, by the way

[STG]

6.5, nice breasts

[lighterjobs]

i don't know if this counts since you didn't date her (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3621275&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1), but ironic anyway.

[HopeydaFish]

Do all the girls you've banged look so depressed?

[tonypaladino]

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So he screwed one of his students, and then put her photo on his blog?

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I told you, he's a douchbag. He's not a teacher anymore though, so I doubt he could get into much trouble. He doesn't say on the blog he slept with her.

[miajag81]

Nothing special, not hideous though. About the same as the girl I lost my virginity to. 6-ish.

[A_C_Slater]

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6.5, nice breasts

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This is what I was going to rate and say, except I was going to say "rack" instead of breasts.

[tonypaladino]

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Do all the girls you've banged look so depressed?

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Yeah, once they realize they get no more Tony.

[Deftoner]

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Do all the girls you've banged look so depressed?

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Yeah, once they realize they just slept with Tony.

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FYP

[nothumb]

Not bad. Pic makes her face look bad but she's pretty fit and the ta-tas are very nice. I bet she's one of those chicks that has great days and lousy days. I dated a chick like that once. Half the time I couldn't keep my hands off her, the rest of the time she was pretty much locked in the basement.

NT

[tonypaladino]

I got a PM that I should post the blog, but it's nothing that would be interesting, mostly a photography blog, the guy's an amatuer photographer. The pic was just on a page that says "Random photos from 2001" I found it by chance about 6 months ago.

[MarkL444]

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6.5, nice breasts

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[BottlesOf]

6

[Vote4Pedro]

rack > breasts for sure

[tonypaladino]

Yeah, it's not a great pic. I wish I knew where my yearbook was. I think I might have lent it to someone 3 years ago. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[MrTrik]

I give her a 6. I'd do her, but I'd have to be drunk.

[tonypaladino]

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I give her a 6. I'd do her, but I'd have to be drunk.

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You'd do her if you were a 17 year old virgin.

[nothumb]

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Yeah, it's not a great pic. I wish I knew where my yearbook was. I think I might have lent it to someone 3 years ago. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I kind of felt like that, certain people don't photograph well. If she's a cool chick I might have gone after her too. Of course most people on 2+2 will probably want to slag off anyone that hasn't been in Playboy, but I'd say you did okay, considering what an ugly lowlife you are.

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[Perseus]

I only use two options when I'm rating a girl.

She gets "I'd do her"

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I give her a 6. I'd do her, but I'd have to be drunk.

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You'd do her if you were a 17 year old virgin.

[/ QUOTE ]whats the issue here, anyone would bang her if they were a virgin, and the simple fact that she has fat tits and isn't ugly is a bonus.

[siccjay]

7

It's a shitty pic so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.

[tonypaladino]

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Yeah, it's not a great pic. I wish I knew where my yearbook was. I think I might have lent it to someone 3 years ago. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I kind of felt like that, certain people don't photograph well. If she's a cool chick I might have gone after her too. Of course most people on 2+2 will probably want to slag off anyone that hasn't been in Playboy, but I'd say you did okay, considering what an ugly lowlife you are.

NT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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My pics been posted on oot before. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

She's at least a 6, possibly up to a 7.5. That skirt isn't doing her any favors though.

[Voltron87]

6-6.5 with benefit of doubt

worst case 4.5-5

id prolly hit it if i were drunk and it were a low effort thing.

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[TheBlueMonster]

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[ibankonu]

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7

It's a shitty pic so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.

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6-7

Would definitely hit it, would definitely not tell the internet about it

[GrooveNougat]

That girl is the definition of a Moped. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on her.

Good times. 5.

[bugstud]

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That girl is the definition of a Moped. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on her.

Good times. 5.

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nah, she's substantially better than that.

[imported_anacardo]

5.75.

Dig the rack. Can't tell if that's acne. Looks like a potential sour-faced bitch.

All considered.

8

[WackityWhiz]

9.5 cuz she's not smiling

WTG d00d

[pearljam]

she's very pretty.

7.5

[gmrankin]

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That girl is the definition of a Moped. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on her.

Good times. 5.

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thats funny, did you just come up with that?

[siccjay]

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That girl is the definition of a Moped. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on her.

Good times. 5.

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thats funny, did you just come up with that?

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ahahaha

[GoCubsGo]

I'd give her a 3. I'm kind of drunk right now and I wouldn't hit it. But maybe with a lot more drinks in me.

[MonkeeMan]

7-8

I'm a breast man and those look nice and natural.

[Ulysses]

Based on that pic, she could be a little heavy and so-so face, like a 5. Or she could have a pretty nice body and a pretty face, like an 8. So, I'll split the difference at like 6.5 .

[vulturesrow]

This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

[siccjay]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

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Exactly. The people going below 6 are being pretty retarted morans. Any guy here would bang this girl. She is easily above average.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

[/ QUOTE ]yeah for real Slim.

[SL__72]

1 less then Ashlee Simpson.

[touchfaith]

I'd rather just rate your action of posting her pic...

ZERO

[Jim Kuhn]

I think she is a HOTTIE! I give her at least a 9! She would have been a 10 but I think I saw a mole under her right armpit!

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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[SoCalRugger]

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7

It's a shitty pic so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.

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[GoCubsGo]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

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Exactly. The people going below 6 are being pretty retarted morans. Any guy here would bang this girl. She is easily above average.

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I suspect you're defending this girl to show your support of OP. That's BS. He asked us to rate her and I'm gonna rate her. I respect him and his posts, but that doesn't make this girl any better. Kind of fat, but that wouldn't be a problem if her face wasn't so round and ugly. Even assuming this is a bad pic of her, she could only max out at about a 4 and I can still find a fold.

[gmrankin]

boobies... my standards are VERY LOW... this girl is like a 10+! She is under 200lbs, has all her teeth, probably is not married, and she had nice boobies. i'd do her, and alot worse. i wouldn't even turn out the lights or feel shamefull the next day. Believe me, there are those nights when i will get back to my place and do shot after shot after shot until i am about to puke, make sure the lights are off, wrap it up and take one for the team. I am your ultimate wing man.

[Manque]

I think a lot of the guys in here get confused between porn they've watched and girls they've banged.

[GrooveNougat]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

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I meant no disrespect by rating a 5. It's just tough to tell with that photo. El D's rating and explanation is right on.

This could be an even better thread if everyone else could dig up a pic of their first.

[Manque]

It's a low thing to do.

[Peter666]

I don't know dude. She looks beefy. 4.5

[tonypaladino]

BTW, boobs are natural.

I wonder what she looks like today....

Anyway, this being OOT, I know some people here will rate anyone who's not Natalie Portman a 3. I certainly don't take any offence to it.

[imported_anacardo]

She could easily be a 7+ were it not for my trepidation re: possible acne (hard to tell) and bitchiness (ditto). I'm no hater; I just have my concerns.

[tonypaladino]

No acne. At least not when I hit it.

[diebitter]

Yeah, I'd do her under the right conditions. or wrong.

In fact, I think I did.

[siccjay]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

[/ QUOTE ]

Exactly. The people going below 6 are being pretty retarted morans. Any guy here would bang this girl. She is easily above average.

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I suspect you're defending this girl to show your support of OP. That's BS. He asked us to rate her and I'm gonna rate her. I respect him and his posts, but that doesn't make this girl any better. Kind of fat, but that wouldn't be a problem if her face wasn't so round and ugly. Even assuming this is a bad pic of her, she could only max out at about a 4 and I can still find a fold.

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I'm not defending anyone. She is not fat. Her face is a little round but it is not ugly. A clearer and upclose picture could go either way though.

I made my post because I think that people are that posting like you are, are trying to look like some kind of super pimp on the internet. If you aren't banging models then I really don't see how you could rate her so low.

[imported_anacardo]

Good to hear. 6.5. Can you confirm/deny sour bitchhood?

[GoCubsGo]

Not at all. Just cause I think she's gross doesn't mean I could do much better. I would just go home and jack off instead. I'm not banging models, I haven't been banging any one lately, and I'm still gonna give her a 3.

[ClaytonN]

looks like an ugly(er) version of that hot black haired chick from that 70's show

i'd say a 6 if normal and an 8 if ur a virgin.

[imported_anacardo]

While we're at it: What the [censored] are those pants made out of?
Lint?

[Voltron87]

only reason i said it could be 4-5 is the weight.

[tonypaladino]

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While we're at it: What the [censored] are those pants made out of?
Lint?

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I dunno, I wasn't there when the pic was taken.

As for bitchiness, she was a little bit of a bitch, but not too much.

[Cancuk]

5.35.

[Duke]

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This thread really drives home how ridiculous some people are on this forum (not directed at ElD, his was the last post when I replied.)

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Exactly. The people going below 6 are being pretty retarted morans. Any guy here would bang this girl. She is easily above average.

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I would not, but I'm a special case.

~D

[SossMan]

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Based on that pic, she could be a little heavy and so-so face, like a 5. Or she could have a pretty nice body and a pretty face, like an 8. So, I'll split the difference at like 6.5 .

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[Duke]

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BTW, boobs are natural.

I wonder what she looks like today....

Anyway, this being OOT, I know some people here will rate anyone who's not Natalie Portman a 3. I certainly don't take any offence to it.

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I thought Natalie Portman was a 3.

~D

[MyTurn2Raise]

I need an ass shot.

nice rack...good starter model=6

[tom441lbk]

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I only use two options when I'm rating a girl.

She gets "I'd do her"

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you totally ripped off my rating system!#(!#*

i agree

[Vavavoom]

She has big ol Funbags.....

However - I'm feeling thats shes a 5.5...

Not that my opinion means anything but You'll remember her for the rest of your life.....So she probably means a lot more for you...than she does OOT !

[Sadat X]

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6-7

Would definitely hit it, would definitely not tell the internet about it

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[Notorious G.O.B.]

Why even talk when it's to say something like that. If Natalie Portman's a 3, where exactly is Whoopie Goldberg? Somewhere around absolute zero, I imagine.

[tonypaladino]

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Why even talk when it's to say something like that. If Natalie Portman's a 3, where exactly is Whoopie Goldberg? Somewhere around absolute zero, I imagine.

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Some here will call you a racist.

[lu_hawk]

I say 4-6, you can't be certain with one photo. Honestly though, there might be something illegal about this but there is definitely something immoral about posting some girls picture on the internet to be seen by 10,000 people and saying i banged her.

[tonypaladino]

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I say 4-6, you can't be certain with one photo. Honestly though, there might be something illegal about this but there is definitely something immoral about posting some girls picture on the internet to be seen by 10,000 people and saying i banged her.

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If my immoral you mean awesome, then I agree.

[kurosh]

Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

[tonypaladino]

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Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

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There is probably a higher percentage of we who did, just because sluts are more easily available.

[Boris]

Wow dude. you're pretty hardcore. post a picture of the girl who took pity on you and then call her a slut. did she tell you to get lost afterwards?

[MonkeeMan]

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Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

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There is probably a higher percentage of we who did, just because sluts are more easily available.

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Yea, do the math.

[1800GAMBLER]

4

[Voltron87]

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Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

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no, i didnt

[Duke]

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Why even talk when it's to say something like that. If Natalie Portman's a 3, where exactly is Whoopie Goldberg? Somewhere around absolute zero, I imagine.

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The point is that these things are far from objective, and that goes for the extremes as well.

~D

[IndieMatty]

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Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

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From the last few weeks of posts, I think you may actually be one of the few on here to actually have had lost their virginity.

[Richie Rich]

She's a cuter version of the chunky monkey variety.

6/10

[M2d]

definate 3.

[lu_hawk]

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I say 4-6, you can't be certain with one photo. Honestly though, there might be something illegal about this but there is definitely something immoral about posting some girls picture on the internet to be seen by 10,000 people and saying i banged her.

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If my immoral you mean awesome, then I agree.

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no wonder you needed to bang a bad looking slutty girl to lose your v card.

how about a rating of I'd do her

[imported_CaseClosed326]

meh, I would hit it. I am sure she is hoter in real life than she is in that pic.

[speirs]

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/7052/officehit7xk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[stabn]

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6.5, nice breasts

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This is what I was going to rate and say, except I was going to say "rack" instead of breasts.

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She's no where near a 6.5. She's a solid 4.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Am I the only one here who didn't lose their virginity to a slut?

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I lost mine to a virgin. Afterwards we both became sluts.

As for OP, I'd hit it.

5...and at age 18, that's pretty bad. She must be a 2 now.

[RunDownHouse]

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She's no where near a 6.5. She's a solid 4.

[/ QUOTE ]
This whole "rating out of 10" thing needs to stop. Nobody wants to read posts like the one above, much less read them over and over.

Either establish a more concrete scale for OOT - something like a 1 is in the bottom 10% of the population, or something more qualitative like "has only one redeeming feature" (ala Tucker Max) - or slip back to something more binary, such as "I'd hit it."

Key in all of this, however, is that posts like the one above just plain suck. They do nothing to improve discussion or make a significant contribution. They simply provoke another idiot to retort with, "No way! Definitely a 7!" and then other idiots chime in with their numbers, and nothing constructive ever happens. Elaboration on why she received the rating she did is critical, and keeps threads like this from degenerating into a bunch of no-content posts. Respond, "I'd hit it, because..."

If I can take 5-10 minutes to explain why I think the above post sucks, and offer suggestions for improving threads like this in the future, surely the rest of you can take 2-3 minutes and implement at least the elaboration part of my suggestions.

[diebitter]

I agree. Many women have attractive attributes without having conventional 'beauty' - might be the eyes, might be the curve of the face, might be the walk, might be the smile. Some women look quite plain at first, and then each time you see them again, they get more and more beautiful. Rating em is a boy's game.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Rating em is a boy's game.

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http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9163/james3tx.png


And this is a man's world.

[Cancer Merchant]

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Rating em is a boy's game.

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And this is a man's world.

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Boys rate, men count.

[tonypaladino]

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Rating em is a boy's game.

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And this is a man's world.

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Boys rate, men count.

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are you saying quantity &gt; quality?

i disagree

[theben]

5.5

[Blarg]

Am I reading you correctly? It sounds like you're bragging about not using a condom.

[Blarg]

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Yeah, it's not a great pic. I wish I knew where my yearbook was. I think I might have lent it to someone 3 years ago. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I kind of felt like that, certain people don't photograph well. If she's a cool chick I might have gone after her too. Of course most people on 2+2 will probably want to slag off anyone that hasn't been in Playboy, but I'd say you did okay, considering what an ugly lowlife you are.

NT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Yeah, a 6 on OOT is like a 9 anywhere else.

[Blarg]

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Based on that pic, she could be a little heavy and so-so face, like a 5. Or she could have a pretty nice body and a pretty face, like an 8. So, I'll split the difference at like 6.5 .

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Very hard to tell how cute she is from the picture. Especially hard to tell how heavy she is, since her arm is over her belly and she's just got a black haze of a skirt from the hips down.

Damn nice boobs though. I'm guessing she's a 6.5 who could easily be a 7.5 on another day.

I'd definitely do her, but I think first I'd like her to get a few nights sleep, eat well, get some fresh air -- just look less depressed. She looks like she thinks life really sucks. I wouldn't want to poke the bone in her and have her burst into tears or something. I could wind up traumatized or something.

[tonypaladino]

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Am I reading you correctly? It sounds like you're bragging about not using a condom.

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I only mentioned it because of this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=exchange&amp;Number=3626977) thread, that was posted right before mine.

[gorie]

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While we're at it: What the [censored] are those pants made out of?
Lint?

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it looks like a floral (or some kind of print) skirt to me. ?

p.s. i think she is pretty, but this thread is pretty lame.

[gildwulf]

I'd give her a 7 out of pity for you...since I am sure from the pic she was one of those girls who wrote crappy, tortured poetry about how awful her upper-middle class suburban life was.

[tonypaladino]

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I'd give her a 7 out of pity for you...since I am sure from the pic she was one of those girls who wrote crappy, tortured poetry about how awful her upper-middle class suburban life was.

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yeah, these girls run rampant in new york city public high schools.