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nyc999
10-09-2005, 12:11 AM
Don't know if anyone is watching...she should really go back to lip-synching.

istewart
10-09-2005, 12:15 AM
Elaborate. [censored], I kinda wanted to see this.

10-09-2005, 12:17 AM
Actually the first song was kind of nice.

tonypaladino
10-09-2005, 12:39 AM
she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

peachy
10-09-2005, 12:42 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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at least her sister is hot as hell

Tron
10-09-2005, 12:44 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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Her body is vicious. If she could just do something about that nose she would be ridiculously hot.

nyc999
10-09-2005, 12:47 AM
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Elaborate. [censored], I kinda wanted to see this.

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She cannot sing. Maybe would be okay in a karaoke bar, but that could even be a stretch.

Notorious G.O.B.
10-09-2005, 12:53 AM
bs, there is no way she qualifies as 'ugly as sin'. Is this fark, now, then?

Voltron87
10-09-2005, 12:55 AM
somethings weird with her hair.

so who is downloading her album right now?

GMan42
10-09-2005, 01:01 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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at least her sister is hot as hell

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I might get flamed for this, but I don't really find Jessica Simpson attractive--always just thought there was something "off" about her. Ashlee isn't great either, but I actually think she's a bit cuter.

10-09-2005, 01:04 AM
She not that ugly really,
but:
+1 nose job = +1.5 hotness
+0 nose job = WHY?

Rev. Good Will
10-09-2005, 01:08 AM
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she's ugly as sin.

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http://static.flickr.com/5/9124926_22323f9f71.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/30/ashleesimpson_narrowweb__200x293.jpg

no

tonypaladino
10-09-2005, 01:20 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/30/ashleesimpson_narrowweb__200x293.jpg


You're gonna tell me that's not ugly?
Move your eyes up from her tits. It looks like a monkeys going down her shirt head-first.

Victor
10-09-2005, 01:33 AM
epitome of porn star hot.

Rev. Good Will
10-09-2005, 01:36 AM
too big to drag the thread down (http://www.wallpaper-world.net/Gallery/data/media/102/APB_CBS_AshleeSimpson.jpg)

nope, she still looks hot in the above picture

2+2 wannabe
10-09-2005, 01:37 AM
how do people think she's "ugly as sin"???

that's pretty stupid

chuddo
10-09-2005, 01:44 AM
"ugly as sin" is a bit of an overstatement; but there is no way words such as 'beautiful', 'amazingly pretty' or 'gorgeous' will ever be used if i am describing her.

if she were not famous and some random girl out at a bar or on campus, i wouldn't think twice about her. for normal girl, she is not really attractive enough to seriously date.

the fact a lot of people hate her and like to call her ugly as sin is because she isn't pretty enough to be a pop star. the fact she is devoid of any talent only serves to highlight this fact.

this is all in addition to how annoying and terrible her personality came across in her television shows and interviews.

lighterjobs
10-09-2005, 02:36 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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please post a picture of the hottest girl you have ever been with. seriously.

Eurotrash
10-09-2005, 02:37 AM
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"if she were not famous and some random girl out at a bar or on campus, i wouldn't think twice about her.

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are you trying to tell us that you slept with the tart in question?

lighterjobs
10-09-2005, 02:38 AM
looks pretty good in this one
http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsaug04/Ashlee%20Simpson_files/ash54.jpg

TheBlueMonster
10-09-2005, 02:46 AM
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Actually the first song was kind of nice.

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chuddo
10-09-2005, 02:46 AM
http://www.thedigested.com/img/celebs/ashlee_simpson_is_ugly.jpg

undateable.

tonypaladino
10-09-2005, 02:51 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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please post a picture of the hottest girl you have ever been with. seriously.

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I assure you I've dated girls prettier than Ashlee, as I'm sure most people have. She just does not have a pretty face. Maybe girls I've been with don't have as nice a body, but def better looking.

Ugly as sin may have been an overstatement.

Voltron87
10-09-2005, 02:52 AM
chuddo if we took 2,000 pictures of you and took the worst one and posted it on the internet youd only get dates from fat chicks.

dont hate on her.

chuddo
10-09-2005, 02:56 AM
that picture was a counter to the one lighterjobs posted with her body looking nice.

i stand by my initial post that she is not "ugly", just not pretty.

and i can only get fat chicks anyhow.

uw_madtown
10-09-2005, 02:57 AM
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chuddo if we took 2,000 pictures of you and took the worst one and posted it on the internet youd only get dates from fat chicks.

dont hate on her.

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I have yet to see a picture of Ashlee Simpson that doesn't immediately make the word "OMFGNOSE" come to mind.

chuddo
10-09-2005, 02:59 AM
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebs_without_makeup/ashlee_simpson_no_makeup_01.jpg

clearly beauty incarnate. stop being a hater, bro.

Jack of Arcades
10-09-2005, 03:22 AM
Her music rules.

Victor
10-09-2005, 03:35 AM
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebs_without_makeup/ashlee_simpson_no_makeup_01.jpg

clearly beauty incarnate. stop being a hater, bro.

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id hit it.

Roybert
10-09-2005, 04:09 AM
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she has nothing going for her. she can't sing and she's ugly as sin.

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If my dog was as ugly as Ashlee Simpson, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Voltron87
10-09-2005, 04:18 AM
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebs_without_makeup/ashlee_simpson_no_makeup_01.jpg

clearly beauty incarnate. stop being a hater, bro.

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id hit it.

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yeah id hardly throw her out of bed for eating crackers

chuddo- all i meant was if you took the worst picture out thera of a person theyd look ugly. i would too. im also slightly drunk, i got nothing but love for you brian.

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10-09-2005, 04:24 AM
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It looks like a monkeys going down her shirt head-first.

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LMAO, What the hell that does that even mean?

[censored]
10-09-2005, 04:27 AM
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chuddo if we took 2,000 pictures of you and took the worst one and posted it on the internet youd only get dates from fat chicks.



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No need to pile on , I'm pretty sure OOT already killed his dating life.

[censored]
10-09-2005, 04:41 AM
She's not ugly but if she was not a celebrity she would not stand out at all at any major college campus as there would be countless girls much hotter.

But I am not a hater, she has a big nose. So what? Nobody is perfect, some people can over look it others can't. That hardly is grounds for labeling her ugly as sin. Especially considering how amazing her body is. She has nice eyes as well. I'm not really into the dyed black hair as it doesn't help her at all but I understand (sort of) the reasoning behind it.

wall_st
10-09-2005, 06:26 AM
A friend of mine summed it perfectly when he said:

"Id hit it....but I wouldn't tell anyone about it"

Dave G.
10-09-2005, 06:34 AM
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http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/30/ashleesimpson_narrowweb__200x293.jpg


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That's pretty ugly IMO. I would definitely not hit it, unless I was quite drunk. The nose kills it, but I don't really like her eyes much either.

ddollevoet
10-09-2005, 09:28 AM
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looks pretty good in this one
http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsaug04/Ashlee%20Simpson_files/ash54.jpg

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Is that a snot bubble?

Sightless
10-09-2005, 10:56 AM
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looks pretty good in this one
http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsaug04/Ashlee%20Simpson_files/ash54.jpg

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Is that a snot bubble?

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No it just ment to distract you from focusing on her photoshoped face

Rogue5
10-09-2005, 11:34 AM
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebs_without_makeup/ashlee_simpson_no_makeup_01.jpg

clearly beauty incarnate. stop being a hater, bro.

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looks like a guy with long hair, maybe he's in a rock band or something...wait, what were we talking about?...

Sightless
10-09-2005, 11:46 AM
Im very sorry but this is not hot

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_raccoon.jpg

Evan
10-09-2005, 11:59 AM
You guys saying she is "ugly as sin" are absolutely absurd.

Sephus
10-09-2005, 12:38 PM
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She's not ugly but if she was not a celebrity she would not stand out at all at any major college campus as there would be countless girls much hotter.

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i spend most of my time on a major college campus and i disagree. although my school is supposed to have tons of ugly chicks.

Peter666
10-09-2005, 12:44 PM
Cum bubble.

chuddo
10-09-2005, 01:21 PM
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She's not ugly but if she was not a celebrity she would not stand out at all at any major college campus as there would be countless girls much hotter.

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i spend most of my time on a major college campus and i disagree. although my school is supposed to have tons of ugly chicks.

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Loc: Ann Arbor

DangerGoodson
10-09-2005, 01:24 PM
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She's not ugly but if she was not a celebrity she would not stand out at all at any major college campus as there would be countless girls much hotter.

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i spend most of my time on a major college campus and i disagree. although my school is supposed to have tons of ugly chicks.

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Loc: Ann Arbor

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Ann Arbor is a Whore...

10-09-2005, 02:45 PM
What do you call Jessica Simpson after she gets hit in the face with a frying pan?












Ashlee

bugstud
10-09-2005, 02:53 PM
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She's not ugly but if she was not a celebrity she would not stand out at all at any major college campus as there would be countless girls much hotter.

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i spend most of my time on a major college campus and i disagree. although my school is supposed to have tons of ugly chicks.

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Loc: Ann Arbor

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Ann Arbor is a Whore...

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an ugly one at that

muck fichigan

astroglide
10-09-2005, 11:49 PM
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebs_without_makeup/ashlee_simpson_no_makeup_01.jpg

http://www.rockstar.it/news/img/julian_casablancas_L.jpg

BottlesOf
10-09-2005, 11:53 PM
I disagree, I think she lokos pretty good. ( I didn't see her on SNL this weekend, I just mean in general)

BottlesOf
10-09-2005, 11:54 PM
IMO, your O sucks.

vulturesrow
10-10-2005, 12:01 AM
This thread is really funny. Some comic gold in here.