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dtbog

10-08-2005, 05:23 PM

At wdeadwyler's request, here's the SSNL answer to the Micro NC thread.

(This does not mean NC-17, though it may progress to that point!)

Post things here that contain no poker content... up to and including bad beats, funny hands, jokes, SIIHP, whatever... just don't put it elsewhere.

Let's see if this works.

wdeadwyler

10-08-2005, 05:28 PM

Lets do this, the ssnl is cluttered enough, so lets just clutter this thing up instead.

jkkkk

10-08-2005, 05:33 PM

Why enocurage this crap? meh.

ajmargarine

10-08-2005, 06:09 PM

There's a reason those people play limit. I thought we were above that. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

yvesaint

10-08-2005, 06:23 PM

blAH ahdfjk 82 A kldfz

ludo72

10-08-2005, 09:05 PM

I just sat at a table with Ghazaban.

Isura

10-08-2005, 10:03 PM

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Why enocurage this crap? meh.

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I think it's a good idea. This place is one of the better content forums on this site, and one bad beats thread is better than the couple we get each day here.

swolfe

10-08-2005, 11:56 PM

i'm getting married in 1 week

GrunchCan

10-09-2005, 12:32 AM

I heard that. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Isura

10-09-2005, 12:33 AM

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i'm getting married in 1 week

[/ QUOTE ]

Congrats dude. Pics??

swolfe

10-09-2005, 12:46 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i'm getting married in 1 week

[/ QUOTE ]

Congrats dude. Pics??

[/ QUOTE ]

from a wedding last summer...

http://scsworldwide.com/steve/pics/christysteve.jpg

trevor

10-09-2005, 01:42 AM

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i'm getting married in 1 week

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There is still hope man, a week is a loooooong time.

J/K /images/graemlins/cool.gif

TheRegulat0r

10-09-2005, 02:33 AM

You're way behind the curve. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=exchange)

10-09-2005, 06:30 AM

WOOT!

I finally got on a 200NL table that has had an average pot size of ~200 for the past 20 mins

And that's calculated where uncalled bets don't count

Some dude is here with a 1400 stack

punter11235

10-09-2005, 06:59 AM

Just did it. 10hours session of poker. Only few breaks for a snack. Starting with some tourneys wihtout any cash outs. Then I played 6tables 3x400PLO + 3x400NL. I run like a god and accomplish my first 5k day /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Malachii

10-09-2005, 07:56 AM

Such a dapper gentleman.

Malachii

10-09-2005, 08:01 AM

Haha. I'm drunk. Really funny moment tonight though, one of my drunken cohorts pantsed another dude infront of this busy bar... I'm talking pants and boxers. So the guy who got pantsed is drunk as hell and is laughing his ass off at it, despite what happened to him. So right after he gets his pants/boxers back up this attractive blonde comes walking out and he says "I was just naked, did you see my dick?" Without missing a beat she says "No, but I wouldn't have been able to see it anyway because I don't have my glasses" and strolls past.

Can you say pwned?

element00

10-09-2005, 08:23 AM

lollercoaster.

jkkkk

10-09-2005, 08:30 AM

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i'm getting married in 1 week

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Congratulations. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Skuzzy

10-09-2005, 09:47 AM

He had K/images/graemlins/heart.gif2/images/graemlins/heart.gifon a flop of 5/images/graemlins/heart.gifJ/images/graemlins/club.gifJ/images/graemlins/spade.gif. I had A/images/graemlins/heart.gifJ/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. He was just crazy and had got worse in the last half hour raising and reraising even calling with air. I bet the pot, he minraised, i min raised back, he min raised again, i pushed he called and caught runner runner /images/graemlins/heart.gif's

When will I learn to fold to the damn min-raise!!!!!!!!

/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Adding to the noise.

dtbog

10-09-2005, 10:27 AM

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There's a reason those people play limit. I thought we were above that. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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nh. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

dtbog

10-09-2005, 10:27 AM

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Some dude is here with a 1400 stack

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results? =)

Salerosa

10-09-2005, 10:51 AM

I had a guy check, check/call, check/raise/call a J /images/graemlins/spade.gif 3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 4 /images/graemlins/club.gif turn J /images/graemlins/diamond.gif river 10 /images/graemlins/heart.gif board with J10o when I held pocket 10's /images/graemlins/frown.gif

-Skeme-

10-09-2005, 10:54 AM

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http://scsworldwide.com/steve/pics/christysteve.jpg

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vnh

dtbog

10-09-2005, 11:31 AM

everyone definitely needs to read the Zoo today. It's a madhouse.

swolfe

10-10-2005, 12:58 PM

EuroRounders (http://www.livejournal.com/users/extempore/118768.html?nc=2&style=mine)

dtbog

10-10-2005, 01:09 PM

[ QUOTE ]
EuroRounders (http://www.livejournal.com/users/extempore/118768.html?nc=2&style=mine)

[/ QUOTE ]

this was on the WPT forum a few days ago (someone linked me, I swear) and was the funniest post I ever read on 2+2.

beset7

10-10-2005, 03:46 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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i'm getting married in 1 week

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Congrats dude. Pics??

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from a wedding last summer...

http://scsworldwide.com/steve/pics/christysteve.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

I had to wear a baby blue vest at a recent wedding as the best man and it upset me greatly.

swolfe

10-10-2005, 03:54 PM

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I had to wear a baby blue vest at a recent wedding as the best man and it upset me greatly.

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it was actually silver and blue, but yeah...it does have kind of a baby blue look in the pics.

beset7

10-10-2005, 07:08 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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I had to wear a baby blue vest at a recent wedding as the best man and it upset me greatly.

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it was actually silver and blue, but yeah...it does have kind of a baby blue look in the pics.

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At my wedding everything was straight black and white mafioso style. I didn't have a big wedding party either. Saved all that money for the reception.

PokerFink

10-10-2005, 07:34 PM

I'm going to Canada this weekend for fall break. Strip clubs, bars and 5/5NL at Fallsview. Anyone else going to be there, eh?

wdeadwyler

10-10-2005, 08:01 PM

-Judge: Im a Jew

-Michael: I hate you

classic

BobboFitos

10-10-2005, 08:04 PM

[ QUOTE ]
-Judge: Im a Jew

-Michael: I hate you

classic

[/ QUOTE ]

dare i say

"standard" ?

dtbog

10-10-2005, 09:05 PM

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at Fallsview.

[/ QUOTE ]

Is that near Niagara?

PokerFink

10-10-2005, 09:29 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
at Fallsview.

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Is that near Niagara?

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Yeah, it's somewhere near Casino Niagra and Seneca. Not sure exactly, my friend booked the trip.

I'm going with Prabs and Alex, among other people.

sourbeaver

10-10-2005, 09:56 PM

I like carrots for a living.

sourbeaver

10-10-2005, 09:57 PM

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work." -- Thomas Edison

Falker11

10-10-2005, 11:08 PM

I'll be plumpeddling sometime this weekend, anyone care to join.

-Falker

Benholio

10-10-2005, 11:11 PM

TT, flop is T64 rainbow, $4 pot. First guy bets $5, I call, Next guy pushes with T2o, first guy folds, I call.
Turn ?, River ?, MHING. Yep.

bobbyi

10-11-2005, 12:12 AM

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There's a reason those people play limit.

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Because they like money?

stu-unger

10-11-2005, 12:39 AM

ya i run bad, really, really, really bad... i dont think i need to say anymore. im sure u fellas can understand what i mean.

ps i think my new location should be the cooler...

Malachii

10-11-2005, 02:04 AM

You're one strange dude. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

yvesaint

10-11-2005, 02:49 AM

check

dtbog

10-11-2005, 09:39 PM

I turn 21 tomorrow!

Hopefully, this won't happen to me:

http://students.haverford.edu/fucs/images/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

wdeadwyler

10-11-2005, 09:46 PM

HAHA, good one.

Andrew Fletcher

10-11-2005, 09:50 PM

This is funny. I swore I would not post this bad beat, but what the &*#$&.

It was the exact same thing, sort of. I have 12k, laggy player has me covered. Blinds were 2/4 w/ 25 ante. I raise in the hijack with A9o. He calls in the SB. flop comes 9h-2-5. I pot it, he raises, i re-raise all in and he calls with A3h. Runner runner heart and I'm done.

WAAAAAAA!

Ok, I don't really care that much but it was annoying. Only cause the $11 rebuy is my favorite tourny on PS.

If I win that, I'm sitting on 25k. Blah.

The_Bends

10-11-2005, 10:06 PM

Just seen the most bizarre play ever. Guy simply calls down my pot bet on each street with T-high, no pair no draw. Bluff with T-high yes, value call the river, no.

4_2_it

10-12-2005, 08:33 AM

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Just seen the most bizarre play ever. Guy simply calls down my pot bet on each street with T-high, no pair no draw. Bluff with T-high yes, value call the river, no.

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You post is useless without site and fish's screen name /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jkkkk

10-12-2005, 09:31 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Michel: "I bet the pot."

Teddy CIA: "I raise the pot."

Michel: "I reraise the pot."

Teddy CIA: "I reraise the pot."

Michel: "Pot."

Teddy CIA: "Pot."

Michel: "Pot."

Teddy CIA: "Pot."

Michel: "Pot."

Teddy CIA: "Pot."

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, superb.

Malachii

10-14-2005, 12:47 AM

Down $350 today /images/graemlins/frown.gif

TheWorstPlayer

10-14-2005, 01:12 AM

Sorry man. I suffered the two most brutal beats I have suffered in a long time today. Both for full stacks. Both required villain to get runners. I can sympathise with your pain. It'll be better tomorrow.

Malachii

10-14-2005, 01:21 AM

I hope so, for both of us. Poker can be such a cruel game... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

jkkkk

10-14-2005, 07:06 AM

http://www.jkk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Whambulance.gif

BobboFitos

10-14-2005, 09:11 AM

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Down $350 today /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Down700! pwned!

10-15-2005, 04:34 PM

Button ($56.45)
SB ($88.40)
BB ($136.55)
UTG ($716.40)
MP ($42)
Hero ($196.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif. MP posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $2, MP (poster) checks, Hero raises to $11, 3 folds, UTG calls $9, MP folds.

Flop: ($27) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 3/images/graemlins/club.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
UTG bets $27, Hero calls $27.

Turn: ($81) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.

River: ($141) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
UTG bets $141, Hero calls $128.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $410.55

Results in white below: 
UTG has 8s Th (high card, ace).
Hero has 7h 7s (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $398.10. UTG wins $12.45.

10-15-2005, 04:55 PM

Same Opponent both hands, and all 3 hands were in about 10 hands of each other

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

BB ($68.90)
UTG ($120.45)
MP ($179.85)
CO ($514)
Button ($58.70)
Hero ($340.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
2 folds, CO calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, CO raises to $14, Hero raises to $20, CO raises to $62, Hero raises to $160, CO goes all in, Hero calls and screams at the monitor "LOW CARDS BABY!!!!!!!!.

Flop: ($682) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)

Turn: ($682) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)

River: ($682) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)

Final Pot: $682

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
CO has Kd Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $682. 

and then shortly after:

Button ($65.90)
SB ($113.45)
BB ($250.55)
UTG ($166.90)
MP ($50)
Hero ($679.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $9, 3 folds, UTG calls $7.

Flop: ($21) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
UTG bets $21, Hero calls $21.

Turn: ($63) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
UTG bets $15, Hero calls $15.

River: ($93) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $93

Results in white below: 
UTG has 4h 5s (one pair, aces).
Hero has Js Jd (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $93. 

Then soon after he was down to his last $80 and left

xorbie

10-15-2005, 05:11 PM

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Sorry man. I suffered the two most brutal beats I have suffered in a long time today. Both for full stacks. Both required villain to get runners. I can sympathise with your pain. It'll be better tomorrow.

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Heh.

I raise with TT. Villain calls with 97. Flop 97T. I bet, he checkraises all in, I call. 8J for the split.

Someone else raises with AA. I call with 45. Flop 245, he pots, I raise, he pushes, I call. 63 for the split.

/images/graemlins/frown.gif

TheWorstPlayer

10-15-2005, 05:50 PM

At least you split. Look at Voltron's thread for my awesome losing with AA to QQ all in on an AT2 board or whatever.

Malachii

10-15-2005, 05:53 PM

Hahahahaha, you bastard. This did make me laugh though, I have to admit.

Malachii

10-15-2005, 05:54 PM

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At least you split. Look at Voltron's thread for my awesome losing with AA to QQ all in on an AT2 board or whatever.

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Yeah, how the hell did you manage to pull that off anyway? Runner runner K-J?

10-15-2005, 06:29 PM

I just hit a one outer on someone. I had 10-10 in BB and Villain had J-J in SB. A couple limpers were in also. Flop comes up J-10-3r. He checks, I bet, folded around, he raises, I reraise, he goes all-in, and I call. I spike the 10 on the river. Poor bastard... But I'm happy. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

TheWorstPlayer

10-15-2005, 07:57 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
At least you split. Look at Voltron's thread for my awesome losing with AA to QQ all in on an AT2 board or whatever.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, how the hell did you manage to pull that off anyway? Runner runner K-J?

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Might not even have been a T on board. I don't think so actually. He hit running diamonds to take it home with the second nut flush.

10-15-2005, 08:01 PM

TWP, I have to admit, I can't feel sorry for you because you are taking shots at 2/4, and I'm still stuck at 1/2, and I'm jealous.

Anywho, besides the bad beats, how's 2/4 been to you so far?