Roy Jones Jr. to be awarded gold medal

just kidding.

I am so upset about the ice skating judging scandal, I can hardly sleep at night. Osama Bin Laden is still at large, but if they don't decide whose long program was truly gold medal-worthy, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I suppose if 95% of your country is a frozen wasteland, ice skating is very important to you. I love Canada and all Canadians I've ever met (my facetious comment in the previous sentence notwithstanding), and the Russians sure are a, ahem, jolly lot, but, c'mon folks, get a life.

I kinda miss Tonya Harding. I always felt that if Monica Lewinsky had known her, she would have handled things differently.

Yeah, strange planet we've got here, ain't it?

Hi again Andy,


here's a link to the straight dope on what went down in SLC. Pretty interesting. Fodder, I mean food for thought.

rotflmfao. What's even better, now they're trying to bring the Tyson fight here to Colorado. What a perfect venue.

Dave Barry is one of the few I've seen who is considering this incident with the seriousness it deserves.


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Tyson lived in Denver for a short time. He rented a place in the same complex we lived at for a while. Another reason to make sure there are loaded guns within reach of children at all times.