What's YOUR Title?

'Pooh Bah' and 'Carpal /Tunnel' are old news. All the cool kids have custom titles now, thanks the 273551 new mods.

If you could choose your title, what would it be?

Mine would probably be 'About To Be Banned', but I'd much rather it was 'superfly'.

[StevieG]

Exchequer of Pleas

[Shajen]

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[diebitter]

insomniac

[MrWookie47]

I think it can be arranged that the most clever title recorded in here gets implimented.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Diva

Edit: Potentially 'Poker Diva'. But just Diva would be fine.

[4_2_it]

Sucks at P****

That way everyone gets an accurate picture before they read anything I post.

[2planka]

Your Worst Nightmare.

[asofel]

Durnken Mastre

[Vavavoom]

I'd like to have :

Big N Brown

[steelcmg]

51st on the list

[steelcmg]

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I'd like to have :

Big N Brown

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Is that ur poop ur talking about

[wh1t3bread]

Cubicle Slave

[Vavavoom]

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51st on the list

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I was 54th or 53rd...Thats fine with me also...

[henrikrh]

The Weasliest Weasel that ever Weaseled.

[miajag81]

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Sucks at P****

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This one would be good for me as well...although it would be too easy to misread as "Sucks a Penis" ... uhh, don't get any ideas, mods /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Local Dunce

[Reqtech]

Suckout artist.

[noggindoc]

donktastic?

[diebitter]

Preciousss

[mslif]

French connection

[Vavavoom]

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I think it can be arranged that the most clever title recorded in here gets implimented.

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I think OOT people should get a new title if they have a good one...

Alpha male

OCW

[Amid Cent]

Resident Smart Ass

[kipin]

Offensive Avatar

[ChipWrecked]

Crank.

diebitter yours should be -- coiled, jungle cat

[theben]

i have a few questions. i assume they are common knowledge, but i dont know them

1. how do you get your named in neat colors lke blue and purple? i don't see the 'M' some people who have colors

2. what are all the possible titles and required posts for them?

3. how do some people have different titles other than poo-bah and CT

[theben]

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Resident Smart Ass

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this probably applies to most people here

[IronDragon1]

Utter Malcontent

[steelcmg]

The mods change them.

[samjjones]

There was a thread yesterday re: "Worst Job Title", or something to that effect, and one poster detailed how he was a "Analyst-Programmer", which had been shortened to "Anal Pro". He wins.

[Amid Cent]

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Resident Smart Ass

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this probably applies to most people here

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But *I* said it first. Shiboooya

Omniscent omnipotent master of time space and dimension.

It's a Steve Martin thing.

Steve Martin used to be a comedian.

[Slow Play Ray]

Smot Poker

for its dual implications.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Racist

[PoBoy321]

Hypersensitive jackass

pwning skirts

[Hamish McBagpipe]

Bumped off the first page in 4 minutes.

[theben]

im a poo-bah. you may have said it first, but i've thought it a lot longer than you. tremble before my poo-bah-ness

[rlpsjstyle]

Out Of Power.

[britspin]

I'd choose -
"Special, since school."

[theRealMacoy]

or more simply

"i'm special"

would be cool

[diebitter]

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diebitter yours should be -- coiled, jungle cat

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Oh, someone caught that then! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Umlaut.

[diebitter]

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There was a thread yesterday re: "Worst Job Title", or something to that effect, and one poster detailed how he was a "Analyst-Programmer", which had been shortened to "Anal Pro". He wins.

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Yeah, that was me. If I get that title here, I quit /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[britspin]

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or more simply

"i'm special"

would be cool

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I'm guessing Americans don't use the phrase "special school" in the same way we do..

[PITTM]

jackie treehorn...oh wait...

rj

[theRealMacoy]

"Head Duck" would also be excellent

[coffeecrazy1]

Pointless Poster

[MrWookie47]

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I think it can be arranged that the most clever title recorded in here gets implimented.

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I think OOT people should get a new title if they have a good one...

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

[diebitter]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running.

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Oh great, my personal nightmare looms.

[Slow Play Ray]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

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oh come on - i get no credit for "Smot Poker"? man, it's perfect for me! Granted, I don't always play so "smot", but I am usually high! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[diebitter]

OOTer Pooper

[pokerdirty]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

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oh come on - i get no credit for "Smot Poker"? man, it's perfect for me! Granted, I don't always play so "smot", but I am usually high! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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OOT Hearts Champ /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Slow Play Ray]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

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oh come on - i get no credit for "Smot Poker"? man, it's perfect for me! Granted, I don't always play so "smot", but I am usually high! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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OOT Hearts Champ /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Boooooooo!

[offTopic]

Failed Gimmick Account

[pokerdirty]

pwned. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MrWookie47]

Oh, does "smot" rhyme with spot? My first guess had it rhyming with boat, and it didn't make a lot of sense. Upon further review, this is actually very good.

[mslif]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

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/images/graemlins/grin.gif yes!

[TStoneMBD]

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[diebitter]

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I think Anal Pro and French Connection are definitely in the running. "Sucks at P!@#$" may be appropriate, but it's not all that high on the clever scale.

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/images/graemlins/grin.gif yes!

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NOOOOOOO! /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Shajen]

Anal Pro is weak.

come on guys, you can do better.

[diebitter]

Shajen, you are immediately ok in my book.

I say Coiled Jungle Cat - just for me though.

[MrWookie47]

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Shajen, you are immediately ok in my book.

I say Coiled Jungle Cat - just for me though.

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Do you have a link to a post or something that would suggest that Coiled Jungle Cat is clever? I must have missed that the first time around.

[WDC]

When I was younger I used to make my sisters call me the "supreme Ruler of Everything Good and Just" I guess I will stick with that.

[fnord_too]

Flotsam
or
Dolemite

[2+2 wannabe]

carpet ninja

[BoogerFace]

Snot Cannon.

[NotMitch]

Mitch Mitchell

[imported_anacardo]

I've dreamt of this day, but now that I'm faced with it, I haven't got the slightest idea what my title should be. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[samjjones]

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Anal Pro is weak.

come on guys, you can do better.

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Sorry. We're only "amateurs".

[Shajen]

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Anal Pro is weak.

come on guys, you can do better.

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Sorry. We're only "amateurs".

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Nah, you're semi-pro at least Sam. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[fnord_too]

After seeing Daryn's title, I'm kinda liking "Spew and Run Artist" for me (or Artiste, to be aloof.)

[TheCroShow]

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jackie treehorn...oh wait...

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treehorn treats objects like women man!

my title? hmmm.. Quality not Quantity

some should be named: Spaminator

I dont know but it would be smart and funny

[Rick Diesel]

Resident Moran

[offTopic]

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Non-poster of Whiplash pics

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FYP

[Slow Play Ray]

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Oh, does "smot" rhyme with spot? My first guess had it rhyming with boat, and it didn't make a lot of sense. Upon further review, this is actually very good.

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yes. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[diebitter]

Iron Balls

[WackityWhiz]

Pencil Butt (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=3445369&Fo rum=f20&Words=pencil&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=34 43266&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=21007&dateran ge=1&newerval=1&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post3445369) /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[SL__72]

Cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

me > u

[Klepton]

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[utmt40]

Rug Muncher

Edit: or Pooper Scooper

[cadillac1234]

AquaVelva Man

[Rev. Good Will]

worst priest ever

[tonypaladino]

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Non-poster of Whiplash pics

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FYP

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Rick Diesel definitely need "Missing Whiplash" or "Where's Whiplash" or soemthing like that.

or maybe something like "Keeping Idiots In Suspense" would be more appropriate.

For anyone who doesn't get it. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2578524)

[ekky]

I'd be called *the thread killer*.. everytime i post in an active thread, my participation kills it.

I would stop posting but I need my opinions to be heard!!

[diebitter]

Didn't work this time ekky

Howzabout some nationality ones -

American Pie/Beauty/Graffiti

English Patient/Muffin/Mustard

?

[ClaytonN]

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My title, brah? My title is The Ass Master, because I'm about to master that ass.

[diebitter]

Belgian

[jason_t]

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[EliteNinja]

"Urban Ninja"

[diebitter]

Grotesquely Pretty

[whiskeytown]

I chose mine....(they changed it after the cuddling debacle that has become famous) - but after a day they let me change it to whatever I want.

it's a reference to a Kate Rusby Song - perfect for me.

RB

[Colonel Kataffy]

Please change mine to National Treasure. Thanks.

[jdl22]

I'm told it's Hippy.

[pryor15]

if i had my choice...

cynical bastard

[Stuey]

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What's YOUR Title?

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It's who I am. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[theRealMacoy]

random idea....

pope killer extrordinaire

[Matt Flynn]

[ QUOTE ]
Flotsam
or
Catamite

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FYP (couldn't resist).

[theRealMacoy]

rubber duck dude

[fnord_too]

Dictionary.com sais nh.

[Dominic]

"Tripod"

For obvious reasons.

[Matt Flynn]

The Legendary

or

Through the Bars of the Rhyme

or

Friends Don't Let Friends Play Limit



The former is my unofficial official SSNL title, kinda like "Old Surfer Dude" in Doonesbury. The middle is from Romeo and Juliet - Knopfler, not Shakespeare. The latter is obvious. You gotta give me one of the above because no limit and Mark Knopfler rule.

[Matt Flynn]

I love you man.

[Stuey]

You need an avatar.
Pm me if you want help it's what I do!
I am a freak, that is all.

[diebitter]

I keep losing my train of thought whenever your avatars are up.

This isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[CardSharpCook]

Head Chef

[irishpint]

Masta Shake


or

savage

or

A Jea

[diebitter]

Desolated but Happy
Superfly
It's alive
Let's rock
Sleep-deprived hallucination


I go so far as to suggest an entire classification based on Full Metal Jacket:

Born again Hard
jolly green giant
favorite turd
reach-around
numbnuts (for noobs)
perty pink panties
too much meat
Duality of man
Jelly Doughnut
sweep and clear (mod - obviously)
and, er, Full Metal Jacket (head mod)

[rocketlaunch]

"Who the [censored] is this guy?"

[pokerdirty]

eh, i dont need a title, but the color brown would be nice. i'm dirty.

[diebitter]

I'd say this thread's about over, since no posts for 12 hours+, so MrWookie47, can we have anything but anal pro?

[CardSharpCook]

[ QUOTE ]
Desolated but Happy
Superfly
It's alive
Let's rock
Sleep-deprived hallucination


I go so far as to suggest an entire classification based on Full Metal Jacket:

Born again Hard
jolly green giant
favorite turd
reach-around
numbnuts (for noobs)
perty pink panties
too much meat
Duality of man
Jelly Doughnut
sweep and clear (mod - obviously)
and, er, Full Metal Jacket (head mod)

[/ QUOTE ]

NH sir.

[Slow Play Ray]

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I'd say this thread's about over, since no posts for 12 hours+, so MrWookie47, can we have anything but anal pro?

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i think i already won?

[diebitter]

Oh, that sucks!

I wanna be Coiled Jungle Cat!

My own fault for not giving the link when that wonderful, nice MrWookie47 asked. If only I'd have told him this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3603903&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1) when he asked, I might have my wish. Still he seems fantastic, and might revisit this thread, and grant a dying (well eventually) man a tiny wish.

PS. Got back ok then Ray? - hope flight was ok.

[mslif]

/images/graemlins/frown.gif
What happened, I was in the running early on.
Oh well, we can't all be winners.

[diebitter]

Slow Play pwned us /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Slow Play Ray]

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PS. Got back ok then Ray? - hope flight was ok.

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Haha. We had to go the long way, and hit turbulence for pretty much the entire flight...but other than that, it was great! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[fnord_too]

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What happened, I was in the running early on.
Oh well, we can't all be winners.

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But we can all be whiners /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[mslif]

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/images/graemlins/frown.gif
What happened, I was in the running early on.
Oh well, we can't all be winners.

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But we can all be whiners /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I think that the general OOT theme lately /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Obliky]

Have i missed this competition type-thing.. cause ive got the winner right here (if there hasnt already been one)...its topical...its simply:

Enjoy!

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[SackUp]

That's How I Roll

One 5-year Old

...and twice on Sunday

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
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/images/graemlins/frown.gif
What happened, I was in the running early on.
Oh well, we can't all be winners.

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But we can all be whiners /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I think that the general OOT theme lately /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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it's so annoying when people whine. I'm so sick of it.




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[OtisTheMarsupial]

title?
ahahahaha!

[diebitter]

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PS. Got back ok then Ray? - hope flight was ok.

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Haha. We had to go the long way, and hit turbulence for pretty much the entire flight...but other than that, it was great! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Look and learn people. Pwning diebitter can have cosmic repercussions /images/graemlins/grin.gif

<font color="white"> That sucks, Ray! </font>