10-07-2005, 08:09 AM
Once upon a midnight dreary, [censored] pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a crappy and tedious volume of ill-executed post,
While he read, any good posts sought, suddenly there came a thought,
As to how someone could from 00T get the most.
If the idea could materialize, be real, not a ghost.
Only this, just ban those worst posts.
Ah, we’ll remember those that were sober, it was in the bleak October,
And each crappy thread and post wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly [censored] wished the powers; vainly he had squandered before.
From the moderator known as Caesar. Would Commodus mod status restore?
And yes Commodus said, let the bannings commence.
To the task he appointed, [censored], his apprentice.
And the new mod, as befitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the his throne of power as before;
And his eyes catch the posters that seeming need removing.
And the monitor afront him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And his banning power from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be squandered---nevermore!
Over many a crappy and tedious volume of ill-executed post,
While he read, any good posts sought, suddenly there came a thought,
As to how someone could from 00T get the most.
If the idea could materialize, be real, not a ghost.
Only this, just ban those worst posts.
Ah, we’ll remember those that were sober, it was in the bleak October,
And each crappy thread and post wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly [censored] wished the powers; vainly he had squandered before.
From the moderator known as Caesar. Would Commodus mod status restore?
And yes Commodus said, let the bannings commence.
To the task he appointed, [censored], his apprentice.
And the new mod, as befitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the his throne of power as before;
And his eyes catch the posters that seeming need removing.
And the monitor afront him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And his banning power from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be squandered---nevermore!