View Full Version : Best SNL Commercials
coffeecrazy1
10-06-2005, 08:02 PM
With all deference to Swede, let's have some nominations for best Saturday Night Live commercial of all time.
I'll open with Schmitt's Gay.
A poll to follow.
TheBlueMonster
10-06-2005, 08:03 PM
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I'll open with Schmitt's Gay
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seconded
Dominic
10-06-2005, 08:03 PM
Colon blow.
JihadOnTheRiver
10-06-2005, 08:04 PM
Will Ferrells dog obedience school is the funniest in my book. Close second is Oops I Crapped My Pants.
Cancer Merchant
10-06-2005, 08:05 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Brainwalter
10-06-2005, 08:10 PM
Petchow Rat Poison.
Hamish McBagpipe
10-06-2005, 08:10 PM
Hibernol. Farley takes the cold medicine that knocks you out for the season and wakes up like Rip Van Winkle.
Duffman
10-06-2005, 08:32 PM
Nail Chips
RiverFenix
10-06-2005, 08:37 PM
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Colon blow.
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The mach 17 or however many blades it had was very good as well.
jdl22
10-06-2005, 09:05 PM
Lung Brush
Crotch Bat and of course
HAPPY FUN BALL!!!
masse75
10-06-2005, 09:12 PM
Nerf Crotch Bat
Gatorade Cookie Dough
Midget in a Drum
The Love Toilet
Milk on Amnesia
HtotheNootch
10-06-2005, 09:32 PM
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Little chocolate donuts
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And it's not even close.
ghostface
10-06-2005, 09:33 PM
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Colon blow.
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The mach 17 or however many blades it had was very good as well.
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Nice try, the Quintippio Mega Shave has 15 blades I believe.
geormiet
10-06-2005, 09:37 PM
I like the one where Mike Myers shoots darts at a toilet in a parody of a luxury car commercial.
Not sure if it's a commercial exactly but the skit with Aykroyd trying to convince Candace Bergen that the Bag o' Glass and other products like that are safe for kids is a good one.
ptmusic
10-06-2005, 09:41 PM
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I like the one where Mike Myers shoots darts at a toilet in a parody of a luxury car commercial.
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Wasn't there a toilet one spoofing that british guy's vacuum cleaner that "spins at 100 times the speed of gravity, so it nevah loses suction, evah"
Also, I think the toilet one with Mike Myers was spoofing the old Jaguar commercials.
-ptmusic
Gay beer is #1, followed by the Change Bank. Oh and the Michael Jordan massengill commercial too.
Oops I crapped my pants
Colon BLow
"Pretend like this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces"
"And get this, Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable and that's good for the environment."
"How do you know so much about Oops I crapped my pants?...Well I'm wearing them, and I just did."
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BottlesOf
10-06-2005, 10:00 PM
happy fun ball is good.
PhatTBoll
10-06-2005, 10:01 PM
bathroom monkey
IndieMatty
10-06-2005, 10:02 PM
After Happy Fun Ball..
it's
Adobe - The little car that's made out of clay!
IndieMatty
10-06-2005, 10:02 PM
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bathroom monkey
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good one, when the bag of garbage hits the bathroom floor...classic.
miajag81
10-06-2005, 10:03 PM
It's incomprehensible to me how Old Glory Insurance hasn't been mentioned yet.
http://www.robotcombat.com/images/oldglory.jpg
RiverFenix
10-06-2005, 10:04 PM
Is old glory the one about robot insurance? or was that a mr. show commercial. Either way the 1 about robot insurance was amazing
miajag81
10-06-2005, 10:05 PM
Yeah, it's the robot insurance one. Sam Waterston should have gotten an Emmy for that performance.
tinga81
10-06-2005, 10:25 PM
Wow, going through the list, and every good one that I had thought of had been taken.
-Crystal Gravy
-Didn't they spoof a Gatorade commercial where there was chocolate chip cookie dough instead of gatorade? Or am I thinking of something else?
CCass
10-06-2005, 10:28 PM
Velvet Jones - Harlequin Romance Novels.
Velvet Jones - I Wanna Be a Ho.
nyc999
10-06-2005, 10:33 PM
Happy Fun Ball and Oops I Crapped My Pants Were great...but my favorite was "Bad Idea" Jeans.
"I cheated on her, and she'll never find out - but hey, I think I'll tell her anyway"
Bad Idea Jeans
"I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought 'Hey, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti'"
Bad Idea Jeans
Classic Commercial
WLVRYN
10-06-2005, 11:13 PM
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
astroglide
10-06-2005, 11:17 PM
robot insurance
Bass-o-matic
Not sure if this aired as a fake commercial but Buckwheats greatest hits is a classic.
Wyers
10-06-2005, 11:21 PM
The Galactic Prophylactic
It's more than a contraceptive, it's a family heirloom!
imported_anacardo
10-06-2005, 11:22 PM
Old Glory Insurance destroys all comers. Just thinking about it makes me cackle.
PhatTBoll
10-06-2005, 11:25 PM
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bathroom monkey
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good one, when the bag of garbage hits the bathroom floor...classic.
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"monkey hate clean"
Decaffeinated Columbian Coffee Crystals with Chris Farley
Action Scott
10-06-2005, 11:32 PM
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It's incomprehensible to me how Old Glory Insurance hasn't been mentioned yet.
http://www.robotcombat.com/images/oldglory.jpg
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Robot Insurance is my personal favorite
MrWookie47
10-06-2005, 11:45 PM
Can the insurance one be found on the internet anywhere? I haven't seen it, and based on what you guys have said, I'd really like to.
Other mentionables
"Amazin laser" It's amazin'
Bug-off "So stop coddling your roaches"
Adobe car
The Paradox car commercial
the one about Chris Parnell humping peoples dogs in their backyard..dont remember what its called.
Witherspoon & Tate "We gonna git your money" May have been recurring skit. Cant remember.
Telly Savalas's motel commercial
Huggy's Thongs, etc.
EDIT: Mop N Glow commercial w/ Shannon and Hammond "I was gonna sell Ted'd telescope for pot... hell back then I'd do anyone with a harley, but with Mop N Glo on my side, I might stick around..."
ttw22
10-07-2005, 12:07 AM
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Can the insurance one be found on the internet anywhere? I haven't seen it, and based on what you guys have said, I'd really like to.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=old+glory+insurance&btnG=Google+Sea rch
Wes ManTooth
10-07-2005, 12:15 AM
Happy Fun Ball and Little Chocolate Donuts "The donuts of champions."
Homocil is another great on.
"Homocil "Because it is your problem""
clip (http://www.fortunatoprocopio.com/snlhomocil.html)
masse75
10-07-2005, 12:17 AM
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Happy Fun Ball and Oops I Crapped My Pants Were great...but my favorite was "Bad Idea" Jeans.
"I cheated on her, and she'll never find out - but hey, I think I'll tell her anyway"
Bad Idea Jeans
"I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought 'Hey, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti'"
Bad Idea Jeans
Classic Commercial
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Also, the 3-legged jeans.
"At least they're not acid-wash."
Wes ManTooth
10-07-2005, 12:19 AM
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It's incomprehensible to me how Old Glory Insurance hasn't been mentioned yet.
http://www.robotcombat.com/images/oldglory.jpg
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Robot Insurance is my personal favorite
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"For when the metal ones come for you (http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html) "
lastsamurai
10-07-2005, 01:21 AM
A couple of years ago there was a skit where they were predicting the outcome of the president of the united states Bush/Gore. Does anybody have a clip of the bush skit?
LAGmaniac
10-07-2005, 01:28 AM
Swill
Roybert
10-07-2005, 01:29 AM
My answer is definitely Happy Fun Ball, but I'm surprised that Big Red hasn't gotten any love.
MrWookie47
10-07-2005, 01:30 AM
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Can the insurance one be found on the internet anywhere? I haven't seen it, and based on what you guys have said, I'd really like to.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=old+glory+insurance&btnG=Google+Sea rch
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Thanks for the link. That one wins. I did like Cookie Dough Sport, but it can't hold a candle.
How has Wade Blasingame, Attorney at Law (http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/wadeblasingame.html) not been mentioned a billion times? He's sued over 2000 canines and has been responsible for over 23 dogs put down!
Smarty
10-07-2005, 01:36 AM
You are all close, but have overlooked the best one.
Corn Flakes...now with MDMA.
BruinEric
10-07-2005, 02:02 AM
I hadn't seen "Happy Fun Ball," so I started a filesharing app and downloaded it and watched it.
It is nowhere near as good as Schmitt's Gay. Not even in the ballpark.
It's not even better than the "change bank" one.
TheCroShow
10-07-2005, 02:35 AM
here are my nominations:
Schmidt's Gay
Little Chocolate Donuts (so classic)
Hey You (For 1 night stands)
plaster8
10-07-2005, 04:41 AM
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My answer is definitely Happy Fun Ball, but I'm surprised that Big Red hasn't gotten any love.
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Awesome. I had forgotten Big Red.
"He's big, big big. And he's red, red, red. That's how they got the name ... Big Red!"
Don't know if it was an ad, but the "Michael Jordan-approved pornography" was pretty good.
StevieG
10-07-2005, 04:48 AM
Shimmer belongs on the list. From the first season, 30 years ago, and people still quote it.
"New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping!"
Still, I have to go with Schmitt's Gay. Fantastic lampoon.
KKbluff
10-07-2005, 06:29 AM
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It's incomprehensible to me how Old Glory Insurance hasn't been mentioned yet.
http://www.robotcombat.com/images/oldglory.jpg
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That and Colon Blow get my vote.
unlucky513
10-07-2005, 07:26 AM
mercury mistress
BoxTree
10-07-2005, 07:58 AM
I haven't read the responses.
The answer is: The Love Toilet.
imported_The Vibesman
10-07-2005, 08:14 AM
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my favorite was "Bad Idea" Jeans.
"I cheated on her, and she'll never find out - but hey, I think I'll tell her anyway"
Bad Idea Jeans
"I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought 'Hey, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti'"
Bad Idea Jeans
Classic Commercial
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This was the one I was going to mention.
"Well, he's an old friend, he's just gotten off crack, and he needs someplace to stay for 6 months."
Bad idea.
Also, the recurring one about the investment firm is classic stuff.
samjjones
10-07-2005, 09:20 AM
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Colon blow.
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shakingspear
10-07-2005, 09:28 AM
I like the Christmas-time one with the crying baby Jesus nativity.
Gamblor
10-07-2005, 09:40 AM
Hidden Camera Commercials, what are they Hiding?
"And now we are here with the victim of this hidden camera commercial, Michael Huff. Michael, how do you feel?"
"Angry."
"Thank you, and thank you from Swedish Television One. I am Knorben Knussen"
Wes ManTooth
10-07-2005, 10:09 AM
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Hidden Camera Commercials, what are they Hiding?
"And now we are here with the victim of this hidden camera commercial, Michael Huff. Michael, how do you feel?"
"Angry."
"Thank you, and thank you from Swedish Television One. I am Knorben Knussen"
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This skit was not a SNL commercial.
Shajen
10-07-2005, 10:10 AM
Yeah, I was going to post the Buckwheat's greatest hits but a quick google search shows it was a skit instead of a commercial.
I have to go with Oops, I crapped my pants.
coffeecrazy1
10-07-2005, 10:25 AM
Anyone remember The Law Offices of Green & Fazio?
Legal Myth #2: You actually need a reason to sue someone. FALSE.
IndieMatty
10-07-2005, 10:27 AM
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Anyone remember The Law Offices of Green & Fazio?
Legal Myth #2: You actually need a reason to sue someone. FALSE.
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Excellent one. There was also a series of campaign ads that I remember.
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