10-06-2005, 03:04 PM
I feel like [censored], but I keep getting phone calls. Finally I get up and stumble around to answer it the 4th time, but I get there too late and dizzy as hell. The number is 1 000 000 0000. I can't return that call obv.
So I keep my cell with me next to my puke bucket, 'cause I don't expect whoever it is to give up. Fifth call, I answer, and it's Mike Sexton telling me Party Poker has spammed my email, and in case I didn't read it, there is a great deal waiting special players like myself if I would just log into Party Poker or read the email that I already threw into my spam folder.
[censored] YOU MIKE SEXTON AND PARTY POKER DOT COM
(nah just kiddin I still love ya)
So I keep my cell with me next to my puke bucket, 'cause I don't expect whoever it is to give up. Fifth call, I answer, and it's Mike Sexton telling me Party Poker has spammed my email, and in case I didn't read it, there is a great deal waiting special players like myself if I would just log into Party Poker or read the email that I already threw into my spam folder.
[censored] YOU MIKE SEXTON AND PARTY POKER DOT COM
(nah just kiddin I still love ya)