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TheBlueMonster
10-06-2005, 02:08 PM
what do you think would be the worst job title to have?

I nominate "Fudge packer."
10-06-2005, 02:17 PM
President of the United States of America
10-06-2005, 02:18 PM
How about Bathroom Sanitation Director (politically correct)
bravos1
10-06-2005, 02:18 PM
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President of the United States of America

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xTKOx's wife/gf
threeonefour
10-06-2005, 03:10 PM
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How about Bathroom Sanitation Director (politically correct)

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what is politically incorrect about janitor? or whatever you would call that job normally
TheMainEvent
10-06-2005, 03:11 PM
Associate Crack Whore
10-06-2005, 03:11 PM
Assistant Jizz Mopper

Assistant Crack Whore

Assistant Methamphetamine Lab Technician
diebitter
10-06-2005, 03:16 PM
I worked in a place as an analyst programmer, and they had me listed in the internal phone book as an 'anal pro' /images/graemlins/blush.gif
ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 03:17 PM
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I worked in a place as an analyst programmer, and they had me listed in the internal phone book as an 'anal pro' /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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Thread over.
swede123
10-06-2005, 03:18 PM
That's so awesome. Thanks.

Swede
diebitter
10-06-2005, 03:19 PM
Awww, sheeet, I didn't realise you meant made up ones when I posted.

I pwn as an anal pro!

errrr... hold on....
Action Scott
10-06-2005, 03:21 PM
Gloryhole attendant
2planka
10-06-2005, 03:24 PM
Ron Jeremy's fluffer.
krimson
10-06-2005, 03:27 PM
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I worked in a place as an analyst programmer, and they had me listed in the internal phone book as an 'anal pro' /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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Lol, this reminds me of something. I programmed for a company called Assante, and they abbreviated all their inhouse components to "Ass". I had to make a component that worked similar to the side planel of windows explorer and I called it "Ass. Explorer"

I would have done a better job if I had an Anal Pro to help design it.
mmbt0ne
10-06-2005, 03:29 PM
One of my friends worked at Taco Bell for 3 days. His job title was "Captain Clean."
Toro
10-06-2005, 03:48 PM
Not exactly a job title, more of a company slogan. There is a bit of public outrage in a nearby town over a septage pumper/hauler that has "SHIIT HAPPENS" written on the honey wagon.
B Dids
10-06-2005, 03:51 PM
"I'm an Analyst/Therapist... an Analrapist."
obsidian
10-06-2005, 04:00 PM
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"I'm an Analyst/Therapist... an Analrapist."

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http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1022/analrapist5dx.png
drewjustdrew
10-06-2005, 04:18 PM
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I worked in a place as an analyst programmer, and they had me listed in the internal phone book as an 'anal pro' /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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That is so XXX Dilbert.
10-06-2005, 04:26 PM
I was an Assistant Manager of an organization and my title was abbreviated as Ass Man

hm. maybe that's not such a bad job title after all.
diebitter
10-06-2005, 04:41 PM
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I worked in a place as an analyst programmer, and they had me listed in the internal phone book as an 'anal pro' /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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That is so XXX Dilbert.

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Truth I swear. In fact I toned the story down. They organised the phone book by job title alphabetically (who the hell does that?) so I was about 5th from the top, in large print. I complained, and the person responsible for the print run started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop, and I just gave up. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
utmt40
10-06-2005, 04:42 PM
"Maintenance Technician" Why not just say Janitor?
TheMainEvent
10-06-2005, 04:44 PM
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I just gave up.


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Wait, so you were an 'Anal Pro' for the duration of your employment there?
diebitter
10-06-2005, 05:07 PM
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I just gave up.


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Wait, so you were an 'Anal Pro' for the duration of your employment there?

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Yep, the only one in the place. 500+ people, about 25 sites spreading across a big county - and 1 anal pro. That's stretching it fine. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
TheBlueMonster
10-06-2005, 07:51 PM
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Awww, sheeet, I didn't realise you meant made up ones when I posted.

I pwn as an anal pro!

errrr... hold on....

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I didn't mean totally made up ones. YOur anal pro trumps everything.


Heh heh anal pro!
TheBlueMonster
10-06-2005, 07:52 PM
glad you could slide the Arrested Development reference in.....
diebitter
10-06-2005, 07:56 PM
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glad you could slide the Arrested Development reference in.....

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Who me? If it is, I've never seen it, so what reference?
B Dids
10-06-2005, 07:57 PM
Actually it was me. Obsidian just provided the visual assist.

"DON'T TALK NONSENSE TO BOB LOBLAW"
10-06-2005, 09:49 PM
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I nominate "Fudge packer."

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Assistant Fudge Packer
10-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Administrative Assistant to Assistant Fudge Packer