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SossMan
10-05-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm working out of a new office today. So I have my daily 3pm Taco Bell 'deposit'. The TP is one of those plastic contraptions that holds two rolls. The top roll is the backup roll for when the primary roll is out. The backup roll rests on top of the primary roll in such a manner that you can only get one square of the crappy single ply at a time from the primary roll.

Also, it's a shared bathroom, so you have to kind of make it quick, lest the women in the office think you have some intestinal problems. It only took me 3-4 minutes to flop the set, but a good 5-10 min to get enough squares to properly clean up.

Why can't they have the standard TP single rolls w/out the fingerprint, super combination, plastic deathtrap conservation plastic cage?
bugstud
10-05-2005, 07:26 PM
you might get more productive then

what are you going to do with your $20?
SossMan
10-05-2005, 07:51 PM
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what are you going to do with your $20?

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atlantis.
gumpzilla
10-05-2005, 08:11 PM
It seems to me the obvious solution in this case, lame as it may be, is to bring in your own supply of 2-ply and cart a roll with you to the stall each time. I'm thinking about doing this at the lab, 1-ply is a tool of the devil.
Ringo
10-05-2005, 08:18 PM
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It only took me 3-4 minutes to flop the set

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Ringo
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10-05-2005, 08:23 PM
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It seems to me the obvious solution in this case, lame as it may be, is to bring in your own supply of 2-ply and cart a roll with you to the stall each time. I'm thinking about doing this at the lab, 1-ply is a tool of the devil.

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If your going to do this you might as well go with baby wipes.
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10-05-2005, 08:26 PM
You know what's dumb is that I would probably feel the need to rush as well lest some woman think I am actually taking a [censored] or something. So stupid. I say take your time and do it right, if some priss thinks her [censored] doesn't stink then why care what she thinks.

BTW) when you say shared you mean a solo bathroom with a lock on the door right? Not shared Ali Mcbeal style right?
PocketJokers72
10-05-2005, 10:59 PM
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It only took me 3-4 minutes to flop the set

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You of all people! No Poker in OOT!!1111eleventy-one!1!11!

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