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diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
Me? I've learnt:

- lots of interesting acronyms that speed up being horrible to people
- it possible to make up new words that people get without explanation
- degenerates are often amusing
- I have obviously been living my life all wrong, in so many ways
- Sex Haiku is fun
- Mr Sklansky would consider snapping a 5 year-old's neck
- The girls of the internet - I'd go on line with them any day
- Peachy sucks a mean dick

LeatherFace
10-05-2005, 04:19 PM
I learned that I should seriously consider killing myself.

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:20 PM
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- I have obviously been living my life all wrong, in so many ways

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Specifics?

10-05-2005, 04:21 PM
I've lurked here for a while and OOT is my favorite time killer. I've learned that there are thousands of ppl sitting in offices with apparently nothing to do all day, just like me. Makes me feel better!

Shajen
10-05-2005, 04:21 PM
I learned a [censored] load about Scotches and have a list a mile long of different brands of liquor to try.

Other than that, this place ain't taught me [censored].

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2+2 wannabe
10-05-2005, 04:22 PM
I've learned that there are a lot of douchebags out there

diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:23 PM
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- I have obviously been living my life all wrong, in so many ways

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Specifics?

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I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:24 PM
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- I have obviously been living my life all wrong, in so many ways

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Specifics?

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I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you

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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.
<font color="white">If you did say, I wonder who would be killed other than me? </font>

Hal 2000
10-05-2005, 04:25 PM
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I've learned that there are a lot of douchebags out there

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TV Shows that have existed for &lt;= 5 years can already be considered among the best ever.

diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:26 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

sexdrugsmoney
10-05-2005, 04:27 PM
That humans are a bunch of whinging little bitches sometimes. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:27 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

tonypaladino
10-05-2005, 04:29 PM
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I learned a [censored] load about Scotches and have a list a mile long of different brands of liquor to try.


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diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:31 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
<font color="white">Exactly. </font>

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don't get me wrong. I'm a happy fellow /images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm glad I found out /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:31 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
<font color="white">Exactly. </font>

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don't get me wrong. I'm a happy fellow /images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm glad I found out /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Asufiji2004
10-05-2005, 04:32 PM
That 100 people are interested in what others had for lunch.

[censored]
10-05-2005, 04:32 PM
Patience

oh also that I am better than many of you.

IndieMatty
10-05-2005, 04:32 PM
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That 100 people are interested in what others had for lunch.

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Must have been a slow day.

10-05-2005, 04:35 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
<font color="white">Exactly. </font>

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don't get me wrong. I'm a happy fellow /images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm glad I found out /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Yes...everyone does. Give it a rest already.

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:37 PM
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That's what I was guessing you'd say, or something similar.

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There's more to life than the life I have. Okay?

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
<font color="white">Exactly. </font>

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don't get me wrong. I'm a happy fellow /images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm glad I found out /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I know exactly what you mean. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Yes...everyone does. Give it a rest already.

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You?...I have no idea what you're talking about. /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

mslif
10-05-2005, 04:41 PM
Men are really clueless about women
I learn what is the perfect taco bell order

astroglide
10-05-2005, 04:41 PM
i've learned that it makes me somewhat violent when i see it spelled 'learnt'

i know about the olde englishe crappe too, so no need to discuss.

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:45 PM
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Men are really clueless about women
I learn what is the perfect taco bell order

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Yes we are, but I knew that before I found 00T. Also, I think we're still working on the Taco Bell order.

diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:46 PM
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i've learned that it makes me somewhat violent when i see it spelled 'learnt'

i know about the olde englishe crappe too, so no need to discuss.

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how uncouth.

Shajen
10-05-2005, 04:46 PM
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Men are really clueless about women
I learn what is the perfect taco bell order

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I've learned to not care what women want. I've only got one to please, and that's hard enough.

mslif
10-05-2005, 04:47 PM
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Men are really clueless about women
I learn what is the perfect taco bell order

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Yes we are, but I knew that before I found 00T. Also, I think we're still working on the Taco Bell order.

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It's not about what you learned or knew Jake but about what I learned.

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:48 PM
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Men are really clueless about women
I learn what is the perfect taco bell order

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Yes we are, but I knew that before I found 00T. Also, I think we're still working on the Taco Bell order.

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It's not about what you learned or knew Jake but about what I learned.

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Glad someone is learning something. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

mslif
10-05-2005, 04:50 PM
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I've learned to not care what women want.

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Good decision, I don't think we know what we want either /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:52 PM
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Good decision, I don't think we know what we want either /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Oh, oh!

I know that!

It's whatever you haven't got at that specific time!

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TheMainEvent
10-05-2005, 04:52 PM
OOT is rockin' today. Anybody agree?

CardSharpCook
10-05-2005, 04:52 PM
I've learned that

-Lisa Marie Nolan is the most wonderful woman in the world.
-It is not ok to let my girlfriend sleep in the same bed as her ex when I am out of town.
-Pasting AIM convos on your blog is fun for everyone.
-The hot tub is a cool place to hang out.
-Kwazar is a poker prodigy.
-PokerJo is the coolest girl ever to play poker.
-While it might be brilliant in your opinion, you look downright idiotic to me.
-Always check for reaction posts before opening up a link (tubgirl)
-5 yearolds make for some mean competition.
-MSPaint is fun.
-Hornets kick Bees asses.
-The best place to get good relationship advice is right here.
And that you are all: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/fab4he.jpg

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:53 PM
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OOT is rockin' today. Anybody agree?

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I made this point to a couple of people earlier. This has been a very good 00T day, although it's not over yet. Lots can go wrong. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Los Feliz Slim
10-05-2005, 04:53 PM
I've learned that I am officially old, and that young people don't know what the [censored] they're talking about. And that dating now would suck even more than when I was single. And that the internet may very well be the source of all evil.

mslif
10-05-2005, 04:55 PM
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Lisa Marie Nolan is the the only one for shawn_p

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FYP /images/graemlins/grin.gif

diebitter
10-05-2005, 04:56 PM
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OOT is rockin' today. Anybody agree?

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I made this point to a couple of people earlier. This has been a very good 00T day, although it's not over yet. Lots can go wrong. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Aww, that sucks. I'm going to bed soon, and I'll miss the fun /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Can't you guys be a bit more boring and unlively.

TIA

jakethebake
10-05-2005, 04:56 PM
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OOT is rockin' today. Anybody agree?

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I made this point to a couple of people earlier. This has been a very good 00T day, although it's not over yet. Lots can go wrong. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Aww, that sucks. I'm going to bed soon, and I'll miss the fun /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Can't you guys be a bit more boring and unlively.

TIA

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Don't worry. That's exactly what will probably go wrong. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

zephed
10-05-2005, 04:58 PM
Don't pull the knife out when you get stabbed.

10-05-2005, 05:10 PM
You'd think you would of "learned" to spell by now.....mang.

polltard

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10-05-2005, 05:14 PM
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You'd think you would of "learned" to spell by now.....mang.

polltard

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Hey quick question for you MB,

If I had changed your title to retard instead would have used that as your signature as well?

diebitter
10-05-2005, 05:30 PM
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You'd think you would of "learned" to spell by now.....mang.

polltard

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For those of you with limited vocabulary, here's learnt (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=learnt), best not keep displaying it. It really doesn't do you favours to flaunt your ignorance.

And my thanks to you [censored], sterling work every time.

webmonarch
10-05-2005, 05:33 PM
I liked your old avatar better.

[censored]
10-05-2005, 05:36 PM
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Men are really clueless about women


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Really? I always thought OOT does a good job of giving relationship type advice? Maybe I'm clueless too /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

mslif
10-05-2005, 05:48 PM
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Men are really clueless about women


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Really? I always thought OOT does a good job of giving relationship type advice? Maybe I'm clueless too /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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You gave me a pretty good advice once. I guess I should have said most men are really clueless about women.

The Dude
10-05-2005, 05:51 PM
I used to bunch. Now I fold.

10-05-2005, 05:56 PM
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You'd think you would of "learned" to spell by now.....mang.

polltard

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Hey quick question for you MB,

If I had changed your title to retard instead would have used that as your signature as well?

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No, I would not have. Polltard is an acceptable put down for me . I can live with it...I guess it's better than no title, right? Hell you could of banned me .

polltard

10-05-2005, 06:10 PM
" You'd think you would of "learned" to spell by now.....mang."

polltard

For those of you with limited vocabulary, here's learnt (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=learnt), best not keep displaying it. It really doesn't do you favours to flaunt your ignorance.

Oh well, I did not know "learnt" was a word. Sorry about that. Mang

polltard

Hamish McBagpipe
10-05-2005, 06:22 PM
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I made this point to a couple of people earlier. This has been a very good 00T day,

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What!?! You're off yer meds, this has been a crappy OOT day. So bad I had to make a quilt out of verification codes. Maybe something will turn up this evening but
Best Pearl Jam album?; What do do when you dial a wrong number?!? Bah, the peeing on chips one had potential, that's about it. Heh.

Matt Flynn
10-05-2005, 06:25 PM
i learned that some people wipe their asses standing up.

Vavavoom
10-06-2005, 04:30 AM
Hmmmm. I have Learnt :

* That people on here can find a picture of anyone with the smallest amount of information.
* MS Paint has amazing potential for entertainment purposes.
* That the finest collection of Agony Uncles/Aunts reside here...
* How to eliminate Genital Warts
* TubGirl
* YTMND
* Various short jokes...
* What restaurants El Diablo has been to and recommends...
* Haiku
* That there are far too many people out there who have no idea how to approach the opposite sex...
* That you should never lie about sleeping with a girl (Chuddo)
* What are the greatest movies in various categories...
* That people like Taco Bell....
* Everyone should have a hot-tub to share with friends...
* Various match-ups from the animal kingdom...

And I also learnt that I should have wrapped it up....But that was found out the Hard Way !

tonypaladino
10-06-2005, 04:34 AM
I learned that the road to 17,000 posts is to make several hundered creepy/flirty responses to mslif everyday with lots of /images/graemlins/heart.gif's in them.

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T/images/graemlins/heart.gifNY

ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 04:41 AM
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Men are really clueless about women


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Really? I always thought OOT does a good job of giving relationship type advice? Maybe I'm clueless too /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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You gave me a pretty good advice once. I guess I should have said most men are really clueless about women.

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Lots of guys and boys here. The men are few and far between. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

MyTurn2Raise
10-06-2005, 05:54 AM
-Too many guys in there young-mid 20s are passive observers in life
-My opinion doesn't help anyone
-I need to find the right fat girl for a BJ
-2 sides over what 'sleep with' means
-OOT can be a force for evil
-OOT can be a source for good
-everyone tries to help, or be amusing, or annoy, or pwn other posters
-Everything is fair game
-You guys don't like polls
-Most of you seem like very good people that I wouldn't mind being associated with
-A few of you are real douchenozzles
-Many people here went to the same college as I did

diebitter
10-06-2005, 05:56 AM
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-Many people here went to the same college as I did

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What college is that? I want to go there!