OT Multitabling and you really have to go............

I was multitabling the other day and I had 5 of my games near the end and I needed to be there to play them.

My roomate was taking a shower in the only bathroom and nature wasn't calling, it was screaming. It was at this point I noticed an empty beer bottle on my nightstand and knew I had to make a decision.

Is ones dignity worth a slight +ev decision in poker?

You were alone and no one saw it. But you posted it here to let us know. I have pissed in beer bottles on road trips...not big deal. woulda been better if you could put it in the freezer to chill it and give it to your roommate when his shower was over...now that woulda been worth the laugh

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You were alone and no one saw it. But you posted it here to let us know.

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Yeah I don't know why, but I was compelled to share this with people.

[pokerlaw]

the only problem is what to do when you fill the beer bottle and the tank is still going.../images/graemlins/blush.gif

[fnord_too]

Poor bladder planning. This is one of the reasons playing sets is superior, guranteed pee and reload breaks every hour.

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I came dangerously close. It's hard to know how much room you have left too so I left it up to fate.

you coulda rinsed off the dirty dishes in the sink.

[The Don]

I have done that 3243029842390482 times. It is the obvious move even when there is nobody in the bathroom.

[raptor517]

at least u werent turtle headin. holla

[adanthar]

The results of this poll are terrifying /images/graemlins/frown.gif Ewww.

[stupidsucker]

I am no longer permitted to give my real opinion on matters of this uh, nature.

for real though... In order for me to be feeling nature "screaming" I would have had to of been READY to go before the set started. You couldnt wait 20 more minutes?

Just be glad you only had to pee.

[bones]

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The results of this poll are terrifying /images/graemlins/frown.gif Ewww.

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I'm stuck 25 buyins in the last 2 days. If I had the chip lead in at least 3 of those games, I'd piss on the floor before I post/folded 3+ orbits.

[pokerlaw]

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at least u werent turtle headin. holla

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what mean turtle heading?

[stupidsucker]

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at least u werent turtle headin. holla

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what mean turtle heading?

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well there are 2 options

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[caretaker1]

"Oh there's a turtle head poking out"

Austin Powers movie

[Mr_J]

I take a whizz before playing, and have kept my sessions to a few hours max. Yeh I think I'd do it, it'd really suck to take a $200 piss.

[Karak567]

I have a bathroom right on the edge of my bedroom where I play.

So if I pick a good time to dash (like after I fold on most of my tables) I just fly there and the time it takes for the action to get on me plus the 20 seconds I get... I can pull it off.

I did this last night and came within 3 seconds of auto-folding KK on the bubble but I made it.

[Pudge714]

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The results of this poll are terrifying /images/graemlins/frown.gif Ewww.

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I'm stuck 25 buyins in the last 2 days. If I had the chip lead in at least 3 of those games, I'd piss on the floor before I post/folded 3+ orbits.

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Either you have a huge bladder or there is not a bathroom within a couple hundred metres from your computer. 3+ Orbits for a piss that is ridiculous.

I opt for the dash myself also.

[GrekeHaus]

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Does the bear that shits in the woods wipe his ass with the fluffy white rabbit? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif