Getting over the fact that your Ex is going to hook up.

[mikeymer]

How do you get over this? I want to put her in a box and ship her to cuba...

[handsome]

Somebody gonna get hurt real bad.

[ddubois]

"find a girl who looks just like her, [censored] her, and dump her"

[ethan]

Go get laid before she does. Failing that, at least go get laid. It'll do wonders.

[Edge34]

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Go get laid before she does. Failing that, at least go get laid. It'll do wonders.

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Truer words ne'er spoken.

[lu_hawk]

I've often found that the thought of an ex hooking up really bothers me but then when I find out she has actually hooked up it doesn't bother me as much as I thought and it helps me get over her faster. In a few months you won't give a crap either way anyway.

[astroglide]

for me, the lyrics to mr brightside do a great job of evoking that feeling.

it's really impressive since i've been in the same relationship for a long time, so it's been ages since i've had ex-related feelings.

I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

Cause I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside

I never...
I never...
I never...
I never...

The best way to get over one is to get under another.

[Cunning Linguist]

Yeah, this is what I found hardest about the breakup with my ex. Knowing that she may be hooking up with another guy. Don't worry though, it just goes away by itself. I couldnt care less anymore.

[PoBoy321]

I never really had problems with it, but it's because the first girl I was ever involved with (not dating, though) actually started hooking up with another guy while I was in the same room. After that, I got blackout drunk for the first time in my life then started hooking up with anything that moved. That helped a lot.

But yeah, just get over it and move on.

[theben]

go hook up yourself

[mason55]

He probably has a bigger penis than you too.

[Sponger15SB]

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Getting over the fact that your Ex is going to hook up.

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Just talk mad [censored] about her and then you won't care.

[dblgutshot]

I was the exact opposite. I didn't think I'd care, but..

[Slacker13]

When are you guys going to figure out that you need to dump them first?

[Aces McGee]

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for me, the lyrics to mr brightside do a great job of evoking that feeling.

it's really impressive since i've been in the same relationship for a long time, so it's been ages since i've had ex-related feelings.

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i haven't been in this situation for more than 3 years, but this song still gives me that sinking feeling in my stomach.

-McGee

[Colonel Kataffy]

Start sleeping with her roommate. I've found that the roommate is much more exciting in bed, so don't worry about the ex.

Well worry, because then the ex is going to pretend like she doesn't have a problem with it. But she will. Then she'll start saying things to the roommate behind your back. This will undoubtably make the roommate paranoid and she will begin to get clingy and obsessive. This will inevitably ruin your new relationship. Sucks to be you.

[astroglide]

exactly! cool that it hit somebody else too.

[Voltron87]

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Start sleeping with her roommate. I've found that the roommate is much more exciting in bed, so don't worry about the ex.

Well worry, because then the ex is going to pretend like she doesn't have a problem with it. But she will. Then she'll start saying things to the roommate behind your back. This will undoubtably make the roommate paranoid and she will begin to get clingy and obsessive. This will inevitably ruin your new relationship. Sucks to be you.

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lol, great post.