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pokerdirty
10-04-2005, 09:31 PM
just something we were talking about at work today. i think this guy is the clear winner:


http://espn.starwave.com/media/mlb/2004/1022/photo/g_ortiz_frt.jpg

it you know of someone uglier, please post their pic (and name), and it must be an active player.
jacki
10-04-2005, 09:33 PM
Julian Tavarez, and it's not even close

http://www.sean-o-meter.com/archives/Tavarez-thumb.jpg
10-04-2005, 09:40 PM
http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/2004_Baseball_Studio/Angels/Images/04ColonBartoloStudioPlus.jpg
TheRover
10-04-2005, 09:43 PM
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/20/208853.jpg
http://www.terra.com.sv/addon/img/deportes/1324645ezequielp.jpg
Vince Young
10-04-2005, 09:43 PM
Jose Macias
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150197.jpg
TeeJayORTj
10-04-2005, 09:48 PM
Some good ones up there...here is an obvious one.

http://www.nj.com/yankees/175_pic/0111ap_unit.jpg
TheRover
10-04-2005, 09:50 PM
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Jose Macias
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150197.jpg

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Why not include his twin butt buddy, Neifi?
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120413.jpg

Being a Cubs fan, I think I'm gonna go cry for a few minutes.
LBJ
10-04-2005, 09:50 PM
And its not even close.

http://www.augustasports.com/images/headlines/082799/randy_johnson__mug_.jpg
pokerdirty
10-04-2005, 09:52 PM
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http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/20/208853.jpg
http://www.terra.com.sv/addon/img/deportes/1324645ezequielp.jpg

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omfg who the [censored] is that?!??
TheRover
10-04-2005, 10:03 PM
Ezequiel Astacio. (http://houston.astros.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=430586) Enjoy the photo gallery.
sublime
10-04-2005, 10:11 PM
gee i dunno

randy johnson?

jose contrearas?

julian taveres?

david ortiz isnt nearly as ugly as those guys.
10-04-2005, 10:17 PM
Zeke! The guy who went toe-to-toe with Pedro and won!

I like Zeke but he is hands down the fugliest mofo I've ever seen in the bigs. I haven't checked my Astro's playoff roster yet, but he was one of the 4 players vying for 2 spots for the playoffs.

So you may get to see him on national TV, if they ever put Astros games on national TV.
Toro
10-04-2005, 11:24 PM
[ QUOTE ]
just something we were talking about at work today. i think this guy is the clear winner:


http://espn.starwave.com/media/mlb/2004/1022/photo/g_ortiz_frt.jpg

it you know of someone uglier, please post their pic (and name), and it must be an active player.

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Do you have any idea how many women want to have this guy's baby?

On the other hand Godzilla for the Yankees is kind of scary looking but not as much as that "don't talk back to me" douche.
ethan
10-04-2005, 11:31 PM
Ortiz is pretty normal-looking. Sure, the beard-sideburn-stripe thing is a little goofy, but saying he's the "clear winner" is stupid.
10-04-2005, 11:31 PM
Of course, he's loaded. Doesn't mean he's not hideous like a burnt version of Shrek.
10-04-2005, 11:35 PM
That's the ugliest mo-fo since Otis Nixon, who is in the hall of fame of ugly.
Sooga
10-04-2005, 11:37 PM
http://2000magazine.com/websightsthree/yankeesmagazine/NEWPAGES2/pictures/don%20zimmer.jpg
battschr
10-05-2005, 01:11 AM
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That's the ugliest mo-fo since Otis Nixon, who is in the hall of fame of ugly.

[/ QUOTE ] http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/47/61/image_361477.jpg
battschr
10-05-2005, 01:12 AM
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http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/20/208853.jpg
http://www.terra.com.sv/addon/img/deportes/1324645ezequielp.jpg

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THIS is the clear winner.
Jeff W
10-05-2005, 01:21 AM
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http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/2004_Baseball_Studio/Angels/Images/04ColonBartoloStudioPlus.jpg

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Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!
10-05-2005, 01:38 AM
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http://2000magazine.com/websightsthree/yankeesmagazine/NEWPAGES2/pictures/don%20zimmer.jpg

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JTrout
10-05-2005, 01:54 AM
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That's the ugliest mo-fo since Otis Nixon, who is in the hall of fame of ugly.

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If we're talkin' Hall of Fame:

http://www.ford-mobley.com/players/Wm3.jpg
Clarkmeister
10-05-2005, 01:58 AM
Careful there. Some of us own his jersey.
DangerGoodson
10-05-2005, 02:49 AM
http://www.nndb.com/people/979/000026901/steve-bartman.jpg

does he count?
MCS
10-05-2005, 02:57 AM
This topic always makes me surprisingly sad. I don't like it when people get picked on for how they look.
JTrout
10-05-2005, 03:12 AM
can't blame you.
http://www.fat-kid.com/picts/famous_fat_kids/fat_albert.png

Is that a camel-toe?