Best compliment you've ever been given

[antidan444]

I was reading the "Spice up the Relationship" thread earlier (actually, it was good for me, as I've been wondering how to do the same thing in my marriage ... and those of you who said it's something that largely needs to be done outside the bedroom, you're very wise and I agree), and a thought went through my head, "Yeah, it'd be pretty damn cool for my wife to call me fabulous again." Then I thought about it and realized that's probably the best compliment I've ever been paid. It's certainly the one that made me feel the best.

(Yep ... I'm thinking about that other thread way too much.)

So now I'm curious as to what other OOTiots would say was the best compliment paid to them. Maybe this thread will be interesting. Maybe it reeks of gayness. I dunno, just throwing it out there.

[Tom1975]

You don't smell as bad as you usually do.

[4_2_it]

YSSCKY

Edit -- (Not OP, that's actually the best compliment I have received. You don't want to hear the other ones.)

/images/graemlins/confused.gif tell me someone didn't actually say that to you

[asofel]

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I was reading the "Spice up the Relationship" thread earlier (actually, it was good for me, as I've been wondering how to do the same thing in my marriage ... and those of you who said it's something that largely needs to be done outside the bedroom, you're very wise and I agree), and a thought went through my head, "Yeah, it'd be pretty damn cool for my wife to call me fabulous again." Then I thought about it and realized that's probably the best compliment I've ever been paid. It's certainly the one that made me feel the best.

(Yep ... I'm thinking about that other thread way too much.)

So now I'm curious as to what other OOTiots would say was the best compliment paid to them. Maybe this thread will be interesting. Maybe it reeks of gayness. I dunno, just throwing it out there.

[/ QUOTE ]

"holy [censored] that's huge"

[diebitter]

"I've never had it so good. Again."

It was a while ago /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[poboy]

When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

[antidan444]

I've read a few of your posts today, and my overall impression is, you couldn't have picked a better username.

[asofel]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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too late, i already laid claim to the obligatory 'i have a large penis and i'll tell you in a not so subtle way' post.

[SomethingClever]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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Is it framed on the mantle or something? Why do you have a pic of your own dong?

[diebitter]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock?

[theben]

"you are looking less ugly today"

[RunDownHouse]

"Wow, you're really tall."

"Wow, you're really short."

"Wow, your hair is really brown."

If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen.

[diebitter]

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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen.

[/ QUOTE ]

You, sir, are immediately OK in my book.

[wacki]

From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."

From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears."

From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row)

[offTopic]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/offTopic2p2/rooster.jpg

[astroglide]

"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"

http://www.bonjourquebec.com/photos/vacances/gai_img0024_g.jpg

[Steel Aces]

[ QUOTE ]
"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"

http://www.bonjourquebec.com/photos/vacances/gai_img0024_g.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't know Lance Armstrong was gay... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....

[wacki]

Did you ask them if they were a 2+2'er?

[irishpint]

"you're so big it kind of hurts, but i like it"

[Dariel86]

Overweight? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[malokoman]

"My God. I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school."

[TaoTe]

"You're just a little crazy"

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
"My God. I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school."

[/ QUOTE ]

I remember Marla from grade school /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MonkeeMan]

Not recommended for re-enlistment.

[The Yugoslavian]

Wow....I'm not sure, /images/graemlins/frown.gif.

The most recent ones was 5 minutes ago when someone said my new shoes 'weren't stupid' and then said 'actually, I like 'em.' The next most recent one was 'wow, not only are you hot but you've got brains!'

Yugoslav

[Shajen]

bimo.

By several here.

(what?) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Subfallen]

[ QUOTE ]
If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen.

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Haha, though I am apathetic about your commentary (I think the dick size posts are rather amusing---don't they know women say that to everybody?), I admire your courage here. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Talk about leaving yourself open...

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

[/ QUOTE ]

You do know that there are nothing much more than a horny teenage boys on this site, right? Who the fu.ck says sh.it like this...

[gorie]

"i like you more than ice cream."

[mslif]

You are extraordinary.

[STLantny]

you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit people like you...

oh Im sorry, thats just what this whole thread reminds me of

[mslif]

[ QUOTE ]
you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit people like you...

oh Im sorry, thats just what this whole thread reminds me of

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/confused.gifI am sorry but I am seriously confused by your post.

[stabn]

"Nice try, i almost came that time".

[ QUOTE ]
From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears."

[/ QUOTE ]

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Did you ask them if they were a 2+2'er?

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is "them," brainiac?

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit people like you...

oh Im sorry, thats just what this whole thread reminds me of

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/confused.gifI am sorry but I am seriously confused by your post.

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hint:

Web Results 1 - 30 of about 11,000 for you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit people like you. (0.36 seconds)

[mslif]

Thanks /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[stabn]

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Thanks /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I think he was trying to be funny and using a fairly well known quote to do it. Just consider it a failed joke /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

[MelchyBeau]

"you have a strong handshake" A woman told me this.

"wow you must be smart", essentially after someone finds out what I study/studied

Melch

[mslif]

No it's fine, I just felt somewhat stupid for not getting the quote.

[Claunchy]

Wow, for a pretty cool topic this thread has become super-lame.

Once a buddy of mine told me I was the only person he knew that probably had a legit chance of going pro in p***r. That massaged the ol' ego a bit especially since I considered him a decent player.

[stabn]

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No it's fine, I just felt somewhat stupid for not getting the quote.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't be. I've heard before and i'm not even 100% on where it came from. A long googling session narrowed it down to SNL or mad tv, but i can't even nail it down. I'm leaning towards mad tv at this point though.

[Brainwalter]

SNL I think, Stuart Smalley or something.

[astroglide]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bimo&r=f

huh?

[DireWolf]

My dentist said one time:

"if more people had teeth like yours i'd be outta business"

[poboy]

[ QUOTE ]
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it framed on the mantle or something? Why do you have a pic of your own dong?

[/ QUOTE ]

Why would I have a pic of my own dong, if I want to see it I can just unzip. My wife has a pic of my dong on her cell phone, I have no idea why. Also let me clarify I do not think I have a huge dong, it is what I consider to be average. Her friend thinks it's huge, maybe she's led a very shelterd life I don't know. At any rate it made me feel good, and if that makes me worthless so be it.

[BeerMoney]

Its.. Its just too big.

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"

http://www.bonjourquebec.com/photos/vacances/gai_img0024_g.jpg

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http://members.cox.net/pimpbot9000/lollerskates.gif

[jason_t]

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bimo&r=f

huh?

[/ QUOTE ]

Here it means "brilliant, in my opinion."

[pearljam]

"I love you"

[7ontheline]

"You would be a great model for my shoot."

And it wasn't even gay porn!

[PhatTBoll]

This reminds me of a story.

When I was in college, I went to the liquor store to stock up for the weekend in my usual getup: filthy brown corduroy jacket, old jeans, and most likely reeking of some substance or another. I was walking around a display and almost ran into a 45-50ish lady. I said "excuse me" and dodged her. While I was looking at the vodkas, she came back back around the corner, and the following conversation ensued:

"Sir, are you alright?"
"Me?"
"Yes"
"Yeah, I'm fine I guess"
(she looks at me funny for about 4 seconds)
"I like the look of you. You're going to do some really good things, I'm sure of it."
"Uh, thanks"
"Good luck to you"

And she walked away. Never seen her before or since. Not that interesting I guess, but I'll probably never forget it.

[ddubois]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow, for a pretty cool topic this thread has become super-lame.

[/ QUOTE ]
What he said.

I can't think of anything really quotable. A few random compliments do come to mind: One girl in high school came up to me after I gave a speech to class and said I had a nice, deep speaking voice. Another time in high school one of my wrestling teamates, a jock [censored] I really hated, watched me do my pre-game strecthing and told me I had really good balance. In my freshman college writing course, my professor gave my an A+ on a short summary writing assignment, and asked me if I had any special training in highschool writing summaries. One girl told me "I've never felt this way" when I was eating her out. I guess the best I can come up with is: An ex-girlfriend once told me that she was discussing my qualities with her friends, and when I inquired what they were, she included 'funny, smart, and really good in bed'.

That's literally every compliment I can remember that didn't come from my parents. I'm sure I've had some number of "good job" type compliments from bosses, and "you are smart" type compliments from various people, but nothing that is memorable. This is rather depressing, since none of these were worth posting, and moreover, I can't seem to recall receiving a compliment in the last 7-10 years, which includes the entire length of time I've known my wife.

I forget the exact wording, but it was something like...

"----- wants to talk to you" or "Here, talk to ----- for a minute"

...either way, made my day.

[Dominic]

"wow, that's HUGE."

[IndieMatty]

Wow, the real ones are the cliche..

"I love you"

"You are really good at getting me off"

[Cunning Linguist]

'You are proof that size doesn't matter'.

...had to break the trend...

[StevieG]

"I wish [that] he were my son"

[Josh W]

The first time I ever played, um, a card game recently made popular, with Tommy Angelo, he whipped out a notebook and jotted something down. I looked at him curiously, and then he said he just wrote something down about me. My further curious looks led to no more information.

later, he emailed me and told me what it was....

"If I ever needed a disembodied brain as a power source, I'd want Josh".

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

When I was a freshman in college, back home over the holidays, I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends who were still in highschool. They were all girls. One of them, Brooke, I had never met before...we just shared a group of mutual friends. I was pretty shy, but had a decent wit at the time. At the end of the day, she came up to me and said "Josh, I was dreading today [for various unimportant reasons], but you have kept me laughing all day. This has been one of the best days of my life".

This does not involve sex at all, but one time my girlfriend (before we were dating) and I were having a heart to heart. She broke down to the verge of tears, then said "you're just so.........GOOD".

And, ultimately, I think that's the best compliment possible.

Josh

[Claunchy]

Nice post. Thank you for attempting to revive this thread.

[Skipbidder]

Inscribed on a book given to me as a gift:

"Dear __________
You probably don't have much reading time, but save this book. It's about the balance between hope and despair. This is the balance that you helped us walk while you saved ____'s life.
Good luck and fondest thoughts--
_____ and _____."

[astroglide]

this degenerated into a 'do you have a big dick?' poll even quicker than i thought it would

[antidan444]

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this degenerated into a 'do you have a big dick?' poll even quicker than i thought it would

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I was afraid of that even as I was writing it.

Still got a few interesting responses so far, though.

I'm also getting the impression that, in general, we (as in, all of humanity) don't compliment one another nearly enough. It's hard for me to come up with a lot of memorable ones in my own life.

But that thought may be way too deep for OOT.

[astroglide]

well i would think that if a big dick complement is the best you've ever received, it probably means your dick isn't that big anyway. i mean, if you tell tom hanks he's a great actor, he'll say 'gee thanks'. ditto telling vonnegut he's your favorite author, or telling a hot girl she's hot, whatever. it's certainly a complement, but i think people usually aren't going to go for a gigantic and obvious strength as the thing they think is their favorite. it would be more like telling tom hanks that you hope you can be as good of a father as him when you have kids, or that the hot girl is the most trustworthy person you've ever known, etc.

now write a sonnet about the peerless beauty of an average looking girl, and you've perhaps produced the best complement she's ever had.

so congrats on the shitty thread and the perhaps-slightly-bigger-than-average dicks, you fags.

[illini99]

What book was it?

[-Skeme-]

I've had a few people tell me I was the funniest person they'd ever met. It's funny cause it's true. Holla!

[Josh W]

Great post. At least until the last sentence. Still a way above average post, though.

[whiskeytown]

I hooked up with some 2+2'ers in a city once to play some poker - and after a wild night, with some drinking, chilling, and roulette, one of them said to me "Bro, out of all the 2+2'er's I've met who came here, you're probably the coolest one."

that just rocked.

Number Two might be the girl I love telling me during a heart to heart talk "Nobody ever treated me better then you do" But that's not number one because in the end, it wasn't good enough.

RB

[jakethebake]

Honestly, it's probably something about being such a good dad. When someone tells me something like that I get a lumpin my throat.

But having sexy girl tell you how hot you make them is pretty nice too.

[JaBlue]

The compliment that made me feel the best was when I was told that I was "a good [guitar] player" by a bandleader who I really respected and admired. I didn't believe him but it felt great.

[TheCroShow]

hmmm....there are a few that stand out in my memory:

"You are a beautiful man."

"You have a beautiful voice, do you sing?"

"I love you"

[diebitter]

My youngest son often says, 'daddy, you're the best daddy in the world', and hugs me.

Don't get better than that.

Makes me wish I was.

[bugstud]

pretty well said, but hearing something like "I don't think that's going to go in" has a certain ring to it, right?

most of us are too young to get a parenting one that is probably most fulfilling.

[poincaraux]

I took a year off in between my sophomore and junior years of college to work for City Year. I spent most of my time tutoring/mentoring 4th and 5th graders in an inner-city public school in Chicago. I have a lot of great stories from this year. At the end of the last day of classes, all of the 4th and 5th graders made thank-you cards for me. All of them were signed and quite a few had addresses and/or phone numbers so that I could keep in touch. I think those cards are the best compliment I've ever gotten.

[Skipbidder]

A Fine Balance, by Rohinton Mistry

[PocketJokers72]

When me and my now wife first got in the sack:

"Wow! It's just like a dick, only smaller."

[CCass]

On my daughter's 10th birthday, she was with her grandmother getting a manicure and pedicure (as a b-day present). The manicurist was talking to my daughter asking her the genreral "what do you like to do" questions people typically asl kids. My daughter told the lady that she liked playing fast-pitch softball, and that she had the best coach in the world.

I am her coach. She has also told me that I am the bast dad in the world.

It is amazing how simple words from a young child can mean so much.

[Paluka]

Sometimes when I'm out of town for a few days or something, my cat craps in the middle of the floor to display her displeasure at my absence. I can't imagine a better compliment than a small pile of poop in my honor.

[eviljeff]

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Honestly, it's probably something about being such a good dad. When someone tells me something like that I get a lumpin my throat.

But having sexy girl tell you how hot you make them is pretty nice too.

[/ QUOTE ]

so if you combine these two scenarios you'd get the best compliment ever

[ZeeJustin]

6th grade. Locker room back when I used to wear tightie whities. This kid that I absolutely hate was making fun of me for having an erection in the boy's locker room. I was 100% soft at the time. It also had the bonus of making the kid look like a huge jackass / perv.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

[ QUOTE ]
6th grade. Locker room back when I used to wear tightie whities. This kid that I absolutely hate was making fun of me for having an erection in the boy's locker room. I was 100% soft at the time. It also had the bonus of making the kid look like a huge jackass / perv.

[/ QUOTE ]

ZJ,

This is supposedto stay buried homie.

[PokerBob]

"this thing is big and you know it"

[gonores]

I can say with full honesty that if the best compliment you've ever received was a comment on your beauty/dick size etc. or the beauty of your SO, you suck at life. Either you are too bad of a person to appreciate when someone gives you a compliment on something that matters or you're a terrible person because you haven't earned a compliment about something that matters.

That is, unless you do a bunch of good [censored] with your life that no one ever notices. Then you might be really awesome.

My favorite compliment is "You saved my life that day, just by being you"

Followed closely by "I think you may be the sole reason I bother showing up for class any more" told to me by my favorite professor in college. Yes, it was a male professor. Yes, I realize that the first thought that went through 80% of OOTs' minds is that this comment warrents a joke my professor clearly being in love with me and wanting to have tons of homosexual sex with me. Congratulations. You are a douchebag for even thinking that a joke like that would be funny.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

My son saying, "I love you, Daddy."

My daughter telling me, "You are the best Daddy ever."

The guys at home po**r game making up some lame excuse to exclude me from a game I showed up at unexpectedly, after I had spent the past few sessions dominating the game (although it's possible they just thought I was a prick).

My wife telling me [content censored by Milo], even after 20 years together.

[SenecaJim]

well, like everyone else, have received many compliments over the years. Probably more than some of you because I am older than you. Been called "Rainman" by certain friends fairly often, I am pretty sure it was a compliment.

I have been told I am a great friend and very loyal, yadda yadda.

But I think the most precious to me if not the best was when my family was having dinner out one evening about 4 years ago. My then 18 year old daughter was talking about one of her teachers my younger daughter was going to have.
This is a double compliment because descrbing him she said " He's really cool like Dad ". My 23 year old son ( who knew the teacher)interrupted her to say " He's nowhere as cool as Dad is". I know it sounds dorky buy my kids are about as unpatronizing as it gets and it made me feel good.

[ohnonotthat]

Being made (or asked to be) God-Father to 2 children by parents who very well might not live to see both reach adulthood.

This is pretty damned cool if the parents are in their 20's and obscenely healthy; these are in their 40's and both far from perfectly healthy.

I would love to hear from anyone who can top that.

*

Overhearing my [somewhat younger] girlfriend ask her best friend whether there was a test - blood, urine, etc. for Viagra because he "has to be taking some" was a close second. /images/graemlins/cool.gif




- OK, not all THAT close. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[elwoodblues]

If I were ever on Who wants to be a millionaire, you would be one of my Phone-a-friends

[ohnonotthat]

Yeah, nothing says "I love you" quite like excrement.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
I can say with full honesty that if the best compliment you've ever received was a comment on your beauty/dick size etc. or the beauty of your SO, you suck at life. Either you are too bad of a person to appreciate when someone gives you a compliment on something that matters or you're a terrible person because you haven't earned a compliment about something that matters.

That is, unless you do a bunch of good [censored] with your life that no one ever notices. Then you might be really awesome.

My favorite compliment is "You saved my life that day, just by being you"

Followed closely by "I think you may be the sole reason I bother showing up for class any more" told to me by my favorite professor in college. Yes, it was a male professor. Yes, I realize that the first thought that went through 80% of OOTs' minds is that this comment warrents a joke my professor clearly being in love with me and wanting to have tons of homosexual sex with me. Congratulations. You are a douchebag for even thinking that a joke like that would be funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

that's cool man. feel like saying more on the story of the first?

i know what you mean about the professor thing too. anytime someone you respect and think highly of gives you that back its gold.

[ohnonotthat]

- I'd love you even if you weren't rich. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

- You are a very gracious loser; you must have alot experience. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

*

But by far the best of all time.






YOU ARE THE COOLEST GUY IN OOT !

- Somewhat akin to being the best-behaved child on the "little" school bus. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[gmrankin]

"thats looks just like my three year old's"

[dcasper70]

"You're better than anything we could have ever hoped for our daughter."
--When I asked my inlaws for my wife's hand

"I'm proud of you"
--Dad, Thanksgiving

"My son said that one day he'd like to play [guitar] as good as you", to which I respond, "heh, thanks"

[Terrabon98]

[ QUOTE ]
A Fine Balance, by Rohinton Mistry

[/ QUOTE ]


Very good book.

[WhoIam]

After the worst BJ of my life: "Sorry, but it's just too big"

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
After the worst [censored] of my life: "Sorry, but it's just too big"

[/ QUOTE ]
Are you a girl?

[tolbiny]

I got this in an email.
"i am dating two Canadians as we speak but i would gladly leave them for you"

Might have actually meant something if the guys she was dating weren't canadian.

I was in the process of breaking things off with this girl Ive been "seeing". She asked if I was interested, and I said yes, of course, youve slept over every night last week, I wouldnt of had that happen if I wasnt interested. She then asked to "define things". And I said that she was a smart sexy etc individual, but I simply did not have time for anything more serious than hooking up when drunk/convenient (which is true). She then asked if I would [censored] any random girl at this point, I of course said, if I hit things off as well as I did with you teh first time we met, I couldnt lie, and probably would. Disappointed her of course. Then she said, well, I cant fault you for anything, you did not lie, etc, and called me a gentleman or something of that nature. Then she left. The biggest compliment, was that she called me up after she left the bar, at about 3am, even though I blew her off, and asked if she could come over and [censored] one last time.

[Blarg]

One of my very few forays into this thread, but the last response made it worth it.

[pokerjoker]

I am a music student so stuff with guitar always feels nice.
This ones not really verbal but

I was waiting for a flight in Australia and busted out my guitar and started playing some classical tunes, just for myself. After I finished in about a half hour the whole room (50 people) started cheering+ applauding.

Whenever I play music for people it makes me very happy when they compliment me.

I hardly ever play anymore since I spend too much time on p**** though.

Maybe it is just me but any of the big dick stuff from girls doesn't matter.

Is a girl ever going to have sex with a guy and be like "wow, ur wang is tiny, my ex was much bigger."?

[Doc7]

First post in OOT:

"I would have hooked up with you if Efrem wasn't in the room..."

To this day (a year later) the girl still will not even let me hug her when sober. Thanks, Efrem.

[Blarg]

Maybe when she breaks up with him or is really drunk.

[tolbiny]

City Year, WOOT WOOT!!
What year did you do it? I was in CY Cleveland in 97-98

[Doc7]

No. She is single. And my best friend. Not a good combo

(He was just a guy who was in my room at the time, used to be a mutual friend)

[astroglide]

[ QUOTE ]
I was waiting for a flight in Australia and busted out my guitar and started playing some classical tunes, just for myself. After I finished in about a half hour the whole room (50 people) started cheering+ applauding.

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bs

[Blarg]

Suddenly I'm reminded of that scene in Animal House where John Belushi sees John Sebastian singing "I gave my love a cherry..." and grabs his guitar and smashes it.

[MonkeeMan]

that's not John Sebastian.

[pokerjoker]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I was waiting for a flight in Australia and busted out my guitar and started playing some classical tunes, just for myself. After I finished in about a half hour the whole room (50 people) started cheering+ applauding.

[/ QUOTE ]

bs

[/ QUOTE ]

man OOT is mean. I wouldn't lie to u guys though. If I was playin for others I'd feel pressured. I just wanted to relax before my flight.

[pokerjoker]

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Suddenly I'm reminded of that scene in Animal House where John Belushi sees John Sebastian singing "I gave my love a cherry..." and grabs his guitar and smashes it.

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Yes, [censored] ing musicians and their [censored] ing music.

PS the guy in animal house did have it coming though.

[4thstreetpete]

One day 2 of my buddies called me up and said that we are going to hang out with this girl from out of town who was meeting up with some of her girlfriends from Toronto. I was a little apprehensive to meet up these people at first because my boys don't know this girl that well and I was a little shy about hanging around a group of people that I didn't know at all. My friend only met this girl once but I've seen her picture and she was pretty hot so that was enough to convince me to go as I really wanted to meet her.

We get there and all 3 of our mouths just dropped. There was a group of 15 of some of the cutest girls we've ever seen including the girl from out of town that I wanted to meet. We were the only guys there so were literally pinching ourselves.

Some background on my boys. They are really good looking and WAY better looking than I am. One of them happened to be my cousin, nice guy but has a personality of a doorknob. When girls see him though they instantly go apeshit. The other guy was best friend and the best looking guy there. He's used to having girls fall all over him. I'm on the other hand pretty shy at times around the ladies but one thing I had going for me was that I was really witty and could always make a girl laugh. I'm also very charming if I say so myself. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

To make a very long story short, our group had the most amazing time ever. We managed to get into this bar even though all of us were just underaged. I think a lot of it had to do was that the doorman saw that we were hanging around a group of sweet looking girls. Nonetheless we had a great time.

Throughout the night there were plently flirting and stuff. I can also sense the the girl that I initally had my eye on had fancied me to during the night. At the end of the night when we had to leave and while we were exchanging hugs and kisses she and a few of her friends came up to me and told me this was the best night of their life and never had so much fun before and all because I was there. They thanked me and it made me feel pretty damn good.

After we got home, Melony called me the next day and came on pretty strong trying to hook up with me. My boys had already told me before she called me that she had already talked to them and was trying to get them to help her hook up with me.

So we all came out to meet again later that day. Thing I found out was that a few of the Melony's friends were also head over heels over me. They told me that they were happy for Melony but wished they could be in her shoes. I couldn't help but feel how awesome that felt to hear that (especially from a dorky guy like myself). To nail the hottest girl there and have all her friend's blessings was something else. My cousin hooked up with another chick there. The only one that didn't get hooked up that night was my best friend and he was pissed like you wouldn't believe! LOL /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pokerjoker]

So the best compliment u have ever had was having sex with a goodlooking girl?

I'm not sure u answered the question, but thanks for letting us all know how much of a stud u are..I suppose you have a giant penis too just like all the rest of us OOTers?

Worthless w/o pics.

[Blarg]

LOL I think we're seeing the rebound effect of you getting teased about the airport biz.

[astroglide]

yeah i feel ya. last time i was at the airport infact this floor gymnast chick did handsprings for about 20 minutes straight between 2 adjacent terminals. it was probably to relax.

[Victor]

stoxxxxxxx: your games is solid.

[Jack of Arcades]

A good friend of mine once told me that she was angry at herself for not being as good a writer as me.

[SmileyEH]

One that comes to mind (although it kind of freaked me out at the time) came from a girl I was kind of seeing. I had known her for a couple weeks and she was in a [censored] mood or something and we were just hanging out, I guess trying to cheer her up. Out of pretty much nowhere she just stops and says, "You're the first person in a long time I've actually wanted to spend time with, someone that makes me happy." or something to that effect. Lots of "I love you's" too and stuff about music.

-SmileyEH