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10-04-2005, 04:15 PM
Let us speculate.
I'm guessing it's around 92-96.

It may have been on the greener side of 100 at one time, but due to his multiple baseball-related concussions, could now be sub-100 or even sub-90.
kenberman
10-04-2005, 04:17 PM
you should probably stop posting now
sublime
10-04-2005, 05:07 PM
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Let us speculate.
I'm guessing it's around 92-96.

It may have been on the greener side of 100 at one time, but due to his multiple baseball-related concussions, could now be sub-100 or even sub-90.

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are you drunk or something? there has to be an excuse for this. i will put you on ignore with the others to be on the safe side.
pokerdirty
10-04-2005, 05:11 PM
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10-04-2005, 06:11 PM
Have you heard this guy talk? I used to liken him to Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer character, but there is no way Damon could pass the Bar.
Tron
10-04-2005, 07:23 PM
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Have you heard this guy talk? I used to liken him to Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer character, but there is no way Damon could pass the Bar.

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I LOLed.
Jack of Arcades
10-04-2005, 07:32 PM
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Have you heard this guy talk? I used to liken him to Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer character, but there is no way Damon could pass the Bar.

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I LOLed.

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I would have, but that joke's been running for a long time now.
Joe Tall
10-04-2005, 07:49 PM
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Have you heard this guy talk? I used to liken him to Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer character, but there is no way Damon could pass the Bar.

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He had a speach disorder as a child and speaks slowly to the media. Your assumptions show your IQ.
10-04-2005, 10:35 PM
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Your assumptions show your IQ.

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That isn't the only reason I think he's borderline "special". He's run into walls and other players without calling the ball, and everything he does just seems really dumb. His batting stance, his defense...him questioning his manager in regards to the use of Schilling...he reminds me of one of those guys whose mom changed his diaper for him until he was 7.

BTW, did I hear that he wants to sign with the Astros? I hope this isn't true. He can't patrol Fenways vacuous CF, so I don't reckon he could patrol Minute Maid Park's. Besides, we got a better, cheaper CFer in Willy T.
brettbrettr
10-04-2005, 10:40 PM
You are a complete and utter jerkoff. I think its amazing how perfectly stupid you are. Perfect. I mean, very few people are perfect at anything. You should be proud.
10-04-2005, 11:21 PM
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pokerdirty
10-04-2005, 11:26 PM
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i give you gold, and you say NOTHING!.