10-04-2005, 02:38 PM
And I can help.
My mother always told me an ancient Hindu poem before I went to sleep. Let me try and recall it.
living in India
is horrible
you will starve
everyday
I lived on raw animal meat and ass sewage until I was unfortunately pwned by some violent noob.
Here was my daily diet:
After I wake up I rub some sticks together because rubbing sticks together is the only fun thing to do in India.
I wack off to pictures of Subway afterwards.
I throw stones at my family so I don't need to be violent the rest of the day.
That covers my upper body training.
For the next 18 hours I sit cross-legged like a homosexual stairing at the wall. I drink my grundle juice. Lacks protein but you won't get fat. I recommend 3 or 4 cups every 2 hours.
Follow me down the path of holiness OOT. I will not fail thee.
It has worked wonders for this man:
http://www.poster.net/kingsley-ben/kingsley-ben-photo-ben-kingsley-6203579.jpg
My mother always told me an ancient Hindu poem before I went to sleep. Let me try and recall it.
living in India
is horrible
you will starve
everyday
I lived on raw animal meat and ass sewage until I was unfortunately pwned by some violent noob.
Here was my daily diet:
After I wake up I rub some sticks together because rubbing sticks together is the only fun thing to do in India.
I wack off to pictures of Subway afterwards.
I throw stones at my family so I don't need to be violent the rest of the day.
That covers my upper body training.
For the next 18 hours I sit cross-legged like a homosexual stairing at the wall. I drink my grundle juice. Lacks protein but you won't get fat. I recommend 3 or 4 cups every 2 hours.
Follow me down the path of holiness OOT. I will not fail thee.
It has worked wonders for this man:
http://www.poster.net/kingsley-ben/kingsley-ben-photo-ben-kingsley-6203579.jpg