Do you take a dump on public toilets? [Archive]

STLantny

10-04-2005, 01:10 PM

You forgot to put a "only if its really really necassary". I really only have once, and that was because I was sweating bullets, and it was comming out by teh time I sat. I dont consider work toilets public though.

2planka

10-04-2005, 01:10 PM

Any port in a storm.

drewjustdrew

10-04-2005, 01:13 PM

You don't want the Super-Bacteria to win the arms race do you? You gotta build up some resistance somehow.

Sephus

10-04-2005, 01:17 PM

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Any pot in a storm.

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FYP.

jba

10-04-2005, 01:32 PM

[censored] you, i'm going to [censored] IN the toilet!

theben

10-04-2005, 01:35 PM

never by choice. i'll drive home if i have to even if it wastes 1-2 hours

i only poop on campus sometimes when there is no choice.

Sponger15SB

10-04-2005, 01:36 PM

The public toilets are cleaned more frequently than my home ones, I have no problem shitting in one.

FouTight

10-04-2005, 01:38 PM

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The public toilets are cleaned more frequently than my home ones, I have no problem shitting in one.

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Your math here, it doesn't work

it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

Shajen

10-04-2005, 01:39 PM

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it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

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15, if it's been a good day.

Shajen

10-04-2005, 01:41 PM

depends on quite a few factors.

How close to home am I?

How bad do I have to go?

Is the place a [censored] dump?

Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?

Also, if you absolutely have to go, the answer is either hover, or put down toilet paper around the lid so you have ass to paper contact instead of ass to filth contact.

TheCroShow

10-04-2005, 01:44 PM

you are more likely to catch a sickness from a public door knob, nothing wrong with taking a [censored] IN a public toilet, shitting ON it would be [censored] up.

ChipWrecked

10-04-2005, 01:53 PM

Casino toilets are often pretty clean.

steelcmg

10-04-2005, 01:54 PM

i take a dump almost everyday at work and its the best craps of the week.

samjjones

10-04-2005, 01:56 PM

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"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!"

Shajen

10-04-2005, 02:02 PM

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"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!"

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Nice job sir. Love your work.

PokerGoblin

10-04-2005, 02:02 PM

This probably deserves it's own thread but what if you have mudbutt and you simply cannot wait? Would you rather [censored] yourself?

To answer the OP's question...

Yes of course I do. I am not a shameful shitter.

When you just got done eating chili cheeze fries from Omars Greasy Spoon and feel that unmistakeable pressure gurgle that lets you know that mudbutt is imminent, you are not going to hold that blast of chocolate goodness in.

Generally, decent restraunts, mall department stores, grocery stores like Meijer, etc. are reputable places to grow a tail and break it off. TP on the seat is always paramount no matter how clean the bowl looks. Last thing I need is to get scurvy off of some innocent looking toilet seat.

PG

MINETZ

10-04-2005, 02:06 PM

only in EXTREME cases. Id rather hold it as long as possible than go in a random toilet, living in a dorm sux when u feel this way.

jba

10-04-2005, 02:09 PM

so who here has seen these newfangled toilet seats wrapped in paper, you push the button and it rotates in a new sheet? I have seen these in a couple of places, very nice.

astroglide

10-04-2005, 02:11 PM

If I have to go, I go. If I have to come though, I EXPLODE

jakethebake

10-04-2005, 02:12 PM

The clear answer is "it depends".

pokerdirty

10-04-2005, 02:13 PM

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The clear answer is "it depends".

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if we had depends we would have to worry about toilets now would we

jakethebake

10-04-2005, 02:18 PM

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The clear answer is "it depends".

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if we had depends we would have to worry about toilets now would we

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I dunno. Someone ask mslif about this. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

ddubois

10-04-2005, 02:20 PM

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Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?

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I wonder if I'm the only who does not do this (unless I have a specifric reason making it seem to be desirable). I never liked those paper things. They make me feel like I'm unstable, and could slip and slide around at any moment. I like my butt to have a solid grip, via seat friction, when I take a dump.

baumer

10-04-2005, 03:32 PM

yup. those paper things make the act even more unnatural than at home.
They should sell some sort of alcohol pad so you can wipe it on the seat before hand. That should get rid of most of the crap on there, and enhance the seat friction for better grip.

LoaferGee12

10-04-2005, 03:38 PM

Does taking a dump in the bathroom for my dorm floor count?

protocol

10-04-2005, 04:21 PM

I always take the handicapped stall if it's available. It's like first-class compared to the normal stalls.

theben

10-04-2005, 04:22 PM

always carry around hand sanitizer

gabbahh

10-04-2005, 08:35 PM

Since I've been to India however, I do not sit on the toilet.
I just stand on top of it when taking a dump.

Dave G.

10-04-2005, 08:43 PM

I avoid it unless I am literally dropping a turd in my pants at that moment. I'll hold it in for as long as it takes to get home, or to campus. The only place I consider it is on campus (and I always go to the same one on campus, I don't know why... maybe it's special). I'm not going to risk anything in other places, hell I feel dirty even touching the water tap.

man

10-04-2005, 08:48 PM

I use public toilets. sophomore year I even started rubbing a few out during long study sessions. I hope that gives all of you fraidy cats nightmares.

Brainwalter

10-04-2005, 08:52 PM

I always thought only fruity or Mort Goldman types used the paper toilet seat covers in men's rooms.

Hamish McBagpipe

10-04-2005, 09:02 PM

Why use flimsy paper coverings or hover dangerously above the bowl to protect you during your public dumpings? Simply equip yourself with one of these handy items and it is like bringing the comfort of home anywhere. Fits over most sized bowls. Also excellent for when you have to take a dump in the woods, over a manhole, a ditch, the car, or simply in your living room while caught in an online hold 'em tourney. I carry mine everywhere.

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jason_t

10-04-2005, 09:14 PM

Why don't you people grow up and realize and that one-thousand times a day you touch things that are dirty, unsanitary and haven't been cleaned in years and nothing happens to you? It's not like you lick your ass after you use the toliet but you're constantly touching your eyes and mouth with your hands which are pawing things that millions of humans of being have touched. The surface of a toliet doesn't even support bacteria and germs that well. Quit being so [censored] irrational.

otis_nixon

10-04-2005, 11:51 PM

Big toilet bowls suck because their something about the splash of public toilet water against your arse that wigs me out, and hovering is completely uncomfortable for your thigh muscles especially if you have the explosive shits which is probably the only reason you pulled over and ran to the toilet

astroglide

10-04-2005, 11:57 PM

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It's not like you lick your ass after you use the toliet

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speak for yourself

Mr_J

10-05-2005, 12:00 AM

Only if I'm really loose and won't be able to hold out. The way people just pi$$/$hit all over the seat...no thx.

Slacker13

10-05-2005, 12:05 AM

No. Unless It's absolutely necessary. Once i went to the casino, ate something, then it started, the purculating stomach. I refused to take a dump there and drove 20 minutes back to the house. And why is it that when you have to go really bad that is escalates 20'x as soon as your eyes see a toilet?

Happy Hour

10-05-2005, 12:08 AM

Never. Okay once, but I was very ill.

One of my superpowers is the uncanny control I have of my bowels. I only go in the mornings before a shower. I once went six days without a BM because I was in a place where the bathrooms were always crowded or closed. Didn't even feel the need to go until I got home.

tdp

10-05-2005, 12:15 AM

I can't believe 21% so far said no.What's the big deal?We really have that many total pansies here?

theben

10-05-2005, 12:20 AM

i poo in them but i really avoid them like the plague. i think they actually carry the plague

tdp

10-05-2005, 12:25 AM

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Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?

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I wonder if I'm the only who does not do this

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No you're not.I can't believe all the candy ass bs I'm hearing in this thread.What a bunch of little sissies.Has any of you heard of anyone really catching something from a toilet seat???Get real.

PoBoy321

10-05-2005, 12:27 AM

I try to avoid it, but I really don't have a problem with it.

ChipWrecked

10-05-2005, 12:30 AM

http://www-utenti.dsc.unibo.it/~mciuffre/ig/immagini/toilet.jpg

B Dids

10-05-2005, 12:40 AM

I [censored] at home and at work and nowhere else. It's not really a sanitation thing as much as I'm just not comfortable for mostly irrational reasons going anywhere else.

smb394

10-05-2005, 12:47 AM

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i take a dump almost everyday at work and its the best craps of the week.

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Not to mention it's a great time-killer/escape when you need it.

PoBoy321

10-05-2005, 12:51 AM

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I [censored] at home and at work and nowhere else. It's not really a sanitation thing as much as I'm just not comfortable for mostly irrational reasons going anywhere else.

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I feel almost the same way. I actually still haven't gotten used to the toilet in my new apartment.

MarkL444

10-05-2005, 12:54 AM

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The clear answer is "it depends".

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agreed.

if the toilet is somewhat clean then i will begin to consider it, depending on how bad i have to [censored]. if it is dirty id rather [censored] my pants.

Dr. StrangeloveX

10-05-2005, 01:30 AM

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I can't believe 21% so far said no.What's the big deal?We really have that many total pansies h
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i thought op was asking if we [censored] ON public toilets. i dont

TheCroShow

10-05-2005, 04:07 AM

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Why don't you people grow up and realize and that one-thousand times a day you touch things that are dirty, unsanitary and haven't been cleaned in years and nothing happens to you? It's not like you lick your ass after you use the toliet but you're constantly touching your eyes and mouth with your hands which are pawing things that millions of humans of being have touched. The surface of a toliet doesn't even support bacteria and germs that well. Quit being so [censored] irrational.

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i agree, i'm far more terrified of the bathroom door handle more than the toilet seat. so many sick fuckers take a leak and do not wash their hands...i knew a butcher that did this, one time he took a [censored], walked out...later on during work i saw him working in the backroom, butchering some meat...ugh...gross dude

daryn

10-05-2005, 04:11 AM

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i echo the sentiment that this is great work

Dave G.

10-05-2005, 04:44 AM

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I can't believe 21% so far said no.What's the big deal?We really have that many total pansies here?

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Because this is, clearly, the ultimate test of manliness.

ChipWrecked

10-05-2005, 10:40 AM

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I can't believe 21% so far said no.What's the big deal?We really have that many total pansies here?

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Because this is, clearly, the ultimate test of manliness.

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IMHO we have an abundance of metrosexuals here. I find it funny and ironic that jason_t, who uses froo-froo personal cleaning products, said get over yourselves about it.

StevieG

10-05-2005, 02:00 PM

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I can't believe 21% so far said no.What's the big deal?We really have that many total pansies here?

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Because this is, clearly, the ultimate test of manliness.

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IMHO we have an abundance of metrosexuals here. I find it funny and ironic that jason_t, who uses froo-froo personal cleaning products, said get over yourselves about it.

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It's possible to be neat, even primped, without being a germophobe.

Besides, work by Chuck Gerba (http://ag.arizona.edu/SWES/people/cv/gerba.htm) at the University of Arizona shows that public toilets are cleaner than other public spaces (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/13/cold.flu.desk/). That's not to say there are not germs present. Gerba does recommend keeping your toothbrush in the medicine cabinet. (http://www.jsonline.com/alive/well/0301gerba.asp)

But overall, a public restroom is not the worst of your worries.

So you can use hair gel and still heckle someone else for not wanting to use a public toilet.

kipin

10-05-2005, 03:44 PM

Before coming to Europe it was extremely rare.

Now that I am here traveling around and staying in hostels, all the time. I think my public toilet shitting phobia is over. I have found the best place is the handicap stalls at museums, always clean.