Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose

[Matt Flynn]

This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.

No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well.

Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice.

Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it.

[IndieMatty]

Oedipus much?

[tdarko]

i didn't even read the post, the answer is easy.

[Ulysses]

Over-50 thread was good, this one is weak. .500 is not bad, Matt.

[Sightless]

Have sex with 8 0 year olds?

[Matt Flynn]

n/m

[Warik]

This thread is worthless without pics!!!!

oh no, I said it, please no, don't post any pics. I was only kidding!

[Matt Flynn]

You suffer from premature ejection. Hold your opinion until you see more answers. This has better potential for good or sick choices.

[tdarko]

too bad she died on me (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=Jessica+Tandy) /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[astroglide]

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/marbury_game6_disappointed.jpg

[augie00]

50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.

[jakethebake]

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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.

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I bet she'd love your chair. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Boris]

I choose......... your grandma.

you sick puppy.

The classic:

option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting
option 2: die

[jakethebake]

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The classic:

option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting
option 2: die

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Alternatively, watch your family die or random children die.

[captZEEbo1]

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The classic:

option 1: do something normally found to be disgusting
option 2: die

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Alternatively, watch your family die or random children die.

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random children of course

Then the issue changes from self-preservation (and possibly shame) to social responsibility and guilt (and shame, but not for the act, instead for not saving the lives).

[TheMainEvent]

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/574_con_barbara2.gif

[Toro]

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Guess I have to die.

[Sponger15SB]

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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.

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Only if she lets my jizz on her chest.

Octogenarian p0rn is great. Try it.

Seriously, the answer is hit the 80 year old and it's not even debatable.

This should be more like, "Would you bang a granny or lose the third toe on your foot?"

That would yield less disparity in the answers.

[Matt Flynn]

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I choose......... your grandma.

you sick puppy.

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Best to start working out then. You gotta look good for my grandma.

[theben]

death

[theben]

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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.

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LOLOLOLOLOL. you would! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bulldog]

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This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.

No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well.

Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice.

Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it.

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Another one too stupid to be a polltard. Just plain "tard"?

[felson]

This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack.

[Matt Flynn]

It's called a spoof.

sex with an 80 year old baby!

[Matt Flynn]

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This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack.

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Some sex gods will have to hold back a bit for safety. Otherwise don't be fooled. Granny gets some too.

Sue Johansen

And make the question worse by forcing your eyes open with the lights on the whole time.

If she takes her teeth out, she probably gives great helmet.

[TheBlueMonster]

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Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it

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oh fer sher

Can i have Granny and then death please

No 1st death then granny can have fun