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ChipWrecked
10-04-2005, 09:11 AM
The great minds here liked the sex haikus so much, I'll throw out this week's challenge for a contest I'm in. Take a song and make a limerick out of it. This is my entry (I'd expect yours to actually be good):

Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin

In a hedgerow there once was a bustle
As the May Queen with her spring clean did tussle
The stairway on high
A lady did buy
And the top of the classic rock countdowns was muscled.

samjjones
10-04-2005, 10:49 AM
Bravo. I will have to look up the structure of a limerick, but you've set the bar high.

diebitter
10-04-2005, 10:58 AM
oooh, this is a lot tougher than haiku:

Metloaf - bat out of hell

On a big bike a young man did start,
And going slow was not really a part
of his ride that day
and I hate to say
He ended up losing his heart

samjjones
10-04-2005, 11:02 AM
A boy was looking for some romance
So he met a hot chick at a dance
Her voice was kinda hoarse
As a matter of course
Cause there was a big dick in her pants

Lola - The Kinks

diebitter
10-04-2005, 11:03 AM
Ya just set the bar real high, Sam!

nice han sah

jakethebake
10-04-2005, 11:04 AM
Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

diebitter
10-04-2005, 11:12 AM
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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

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Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next.

jakethebake
10-04-2005, 11:16 AM
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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

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Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next.

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Nah. I'm feeling kooky today but inspired.

samjjones
10-04-2005, 01:52 PM
In the old city down by the bay
Two people walking 'round all astray
The new boy from Detroit
And his girl to exploit
While listeners deny they are gay

"Don't Stop Believing" - Journey

ChipWrecked
10-04-2005, 01:54 PM
[ QUOTE ]
A boy was looking for some romance
So he met a hot chick at a dance
Her voice was kinda hoarse
As a matter of course
Cause there was a big dick in her pants

Lola - The Kinks

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Wow. Bravo.

offTopic
10-04-2005, 03:18 PM
My life is a silent dark hell
My body is my prison cell
I Hold my breath
While I'm wishing for death
As I know I will never be well

One - Metallica

10-04-2005, 07:26 PM
Wearing heavy boots of lead
He fills his victims full of dread
Has he lost his mind or is he just blind
While tearing the bodies to shreds.

Iron Man---Black Sabbath

MrWookie47
10-04-2005, 07:54 PM
She was taking more than her share,
She had me fighting for air,
The walls were shaking,
My mind was aching,
Told to come, but was already there.

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

offTopic
10-04-2005, 07:58 PM
[ QUOTE ]
She was taking more than her share,
She had me fighting for air,
The walls were shaking,
My mind was aching,
Told to come, but was already there.

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

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vnh

MrWookie47
10-04-2005, 08:02 PM
She grew up in an Indy town,
Good lookin' momma never was aroun',
She grew up right,
On those Indiana nigths,
Tired of screwin' up, tired of goin' down.

Tom Petty - Mary Jane's Last Dance.

MrWookie47
10-04-2005, 08:12 PM
The cutest thing I ever did see,
Love her peaches wanna shake her tree,
I'm a picker and a grinner,
a lover and a sinner,
I'll sure show you a good time, oooo-eeee!

Steve Miller - The Joker

This is fun.

UncleRemus
10-04-2005, 08:49 PM
Satan challenged a fiddling guy
To a match with stakes uttermost high.
He accepted the duel,
Took the Devil to school,
and said "Satan, YSSCKY."

Charlie Daniel's Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia