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jakethebake
10-04-2005, 07:58 AM
What do you use to clean up afterwards...?

(Other is now tissues/papertowels. If you have an other other, please explain.)
Yeti
10-04-2005, 08:04 AM
Uh, how can you leave out tissues?
Vavavoom
10-04-2005, 08:05 AM
Wet-wipes...unless it gets consumed...
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 08:07 AM
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Uh, how can you leave out tissues?

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Dammit! I meant to put tissues/papertowels too! ok well I can't edit it. Those are "other".
diebitter
10-04-2005, 08:07 AM
The priest told me to save it for marriage when he caught me jerkin the gherkin.

I got 7 10-pound jars now...
KaneKungFu123
10-04-2005, 08:08 AM
what about hair gel?
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 08:09 AM
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what about hair gel?

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How can you clean it up with hair gel?
whiskeytown
10-04-2005, 08:10 AM
this is gonna probably be my favorite poll of the year.

RB
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 09:40 AM
Interesting. Strong showing by socks and slobs.
steelcmg
10-04-2005, 09:47 AM
i have done many of these at times it all depends on what is availible. But mostly its tissues or towl
pokerdirty
10-04-2005, 09:50 AM
i chose "jake's wife's ass" /images/graemlins/grin.gif
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 09:52 AM
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i chose "jake's wife's ass" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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This is a good option. She's a sound sleeper, and is usually out like a light by 9pm. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
JayLear
10-04-2005, 09:53 AM
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Interesting. Strong showing by socks and slobs.

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Socks are so convenient. There's always one laying around. No fuss, no muss.
Action Scott
10-04-2005, 10:01 AM
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Wet-wipes...unless it gets consumed ...

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Seeing as masturbation is a solo project, that's kinda sick
diebitter
10-04-2005, 10:15 AM
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i chose "jake's wife's ass" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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This is a good option. She's a sound sleeper, and is usually out like a light by 9pm. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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You lucky bugger.
10-04-2005, 10:18 AM
I usually JO at peep shows in Times Square, so the Pakistani attendant mops up after I'm done in the booth.
IndieMatty
10-04-2005, 10:22 AM
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Interesting. Strong showing by socks and slobs.

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Socks are so convenient. There's always one laying around. No fuss, no muss.

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Agreed, plus I have a lot of friends who crash at my place and always bother me to ask for "fresh socks". That's a fun midday office call. "Oh those socks?"
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 10:22 AM
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Agreed, plus I have a lot of friends who crash at my place and always bother me to ask for "fresh socks". That's a fun midday office call. "Oh those socks?"

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This is definitely a reason to do this. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
10-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Just rub it in?
Good for the skin, you know.
10-04-2005, 12:11 PM
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what about hair gel?

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How can you clean it up with hair gel?

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You must be kidding? By-product is hair gel of the stars... good holding power....
theben
10-04-2005, 12:28 PM
"Wherever it lands, it dries"

LOL thats funny
StevieG
10-04-2005, 12:30 PM
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what about hair gel?

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How can you clean it up with hair gel?

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and increment the count of people who can't believe you omitted tissues from the poll
flair1239
10-04-2005, 12:55 PM
How about down the drain in the shower?
roxtar
10-04-2005, 01:02 PM
Q:How do you make a woman scream after sex?
A: Get up and wipe your dick on the drapes. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
jakethebake
10-04-2005, 01:26 PM
I don't belive I've ever used tissues. I've used paper towels a time or two. How many tissues does it take? It seems like it would take quite a few.
10-05-2005, 02:52 AM
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How about down the drain in the shower?

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Or what about your favorite, flair1239, on my face or breasts and tell me to clean it up! That seems most conveint and time saving for you. Keep up the good work. Or you could have answered on my ass while I am getting off underneath you. Yeah, so many choices.