50-year-old+ woman I'd most like to bang

[Matt Flynn]

Inspired by the favorite vodka thread. Have at it.

I pick Lindsay Wagner.

[ClaytonN]

That chick from the bowflex commercial

[Matt Flynn]

Diablo took that one. But you can have sloppy seconds.

[Claunchy]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5647/basinger5aw.jpg

[theben]

this one is for the star trek goons: Gates McFadden

she was about 45-46 when the show ended on TV and yes, she was still hot. im sure shes OK for 4 more years

[Matt Flynn]

is that Troy or Dr. Crusher? Troy I am with; Dr. Crusher gotta take a pass.

[WackityWhiz]

WTF is this??? (http://www.skfriends.com/kvz/dirrer/cosmetic-enhancement.htm)

horrible... just horrible

[theben]

Dr. crusher

during most of the series, i actually think shes hotter. but im sure i'll get ripped to shreds for saying that

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http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5647/basinger5aw.jpg

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KIM! Gawd how I've fantasized about this woman. 9 1/2 weeks was a great read, and then she does the movie!

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[PoBoy321]

I was gonna say Marg Helgenberger from CSI, but she's only 47.

[morello]

Isn't Bea Arthur the no brainer answer here?

[theben]

shell be there soon

[Go_Blue88]

How old is Suzane Sommers? I'd bang the hell out of her. I worshipped her when she was in the show "Step by Step."

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
Dr. crusher

during most of the series, i actually think shes hotter. but im sure i'll get ripped to shreds for saying that

[/ QUOTE ]

There was a show on HBO called 'Dream On' a few years back in which she got nekkid and did the nasty on one episode.

[Ulysses]

Sela Ward is 49. I think she becomes the winner next year.

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http://www.acmewebpages.com/graphics/parton.jpg

[Ulysses]

Hell, yeah. Great answer.

[PoBoy321]

Great answer.

However, I think you can inlude her Nine to Five costar, Jane Fonda.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/monster_in_law/jane_fonda/monsterinlaw1.jpg

[WackityWhiz]

http://pdngallery.com/legends/archive/gorman/art/sophia_loren.JPG

Sophia Loren, 60 years old in this picture

[johnnybeef]

how old is heather locklear?

[PoBoy321]

I'm gonna say Raquel Welch, the only thing is that I can't really find too many recent pictures of her.

[TheMainEvent]

Morgan Fairchild

[theben]

you joking? how did she look naked

[PoBoy321]

Bo Derek

[[censored]]

I think she is 50+ Sofia Milos

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/259098~Sofia-Milos.jpg

[PoBoy321]

Her birthday is a mystery! (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590499/)

[WackityWhiz]

She's definately Boner of the Month

[theben]

shes like 65 or i woulda put that down about 60 mins ago. shes a '10' /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[TheMainEvent]

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shes like 65 or i woulda put that down about 60 mins ago.

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Actually she's only 49, so she doesn't even qualify.

[GetThere1Time]

How about Farrah?



http://web.ukonline.co.uk/farrah.fawcett/scansf/fawcett/ff01.jpg

[PoBoy321]

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Actually she's only 49, so she doesn't even qualify.

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Whoa, I thought she was defintiely 50+

[PoBoy321]

Have you seen her lately?

Farrah Fawcett goes to [censored]. (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2524/Events/2524/FarrahFawc_Grani_3116440_400.jpg?path=pgallery&pat h_key=Fawcett,%20Farrah)

[TheMainEvent]

[ QUOTE ]
Have you seen her lately?

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Oh lord...she looks like one of the Rolling Stones

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
I think she is 50+ Sofia Milos

[/ QUOTE ]

Where did you get that from? I thought she was in her 30s.

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
you joking? how did she look naked

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd hit it.

[[censored]]

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I think she is 50+ Sofia Milos

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Where did you get that from? I thought she was in her 30s.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just an estimation but I would put her in the same neighborhood of Lorraine Bracco (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000966/) who is 50. I may be off some but I am pretty confident that she is past her 30's and into atleast 40.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
How about Farrah?

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She is pushing 60. I thought she still looked really good when she did her Playboy layout in 1997 (she was 50 then) and was doing the talkshow rounds - that's when she went all crazy on the David Letterman show. I just recently saw her on Letterman again (maybe a couple months ag) and she looked pretty bad (bad for Farrah and bad for a hot chick, great for an almost 60-year-old woman).

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Have you seen her lately?

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Oh lord...she looks like one of the Rolling Stones

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The problem many of the former sex symbols of her generation have is twofold #1 and most important is that lack of knowledge they had on skin care as it relates to sun exposure. This results in a much more pronounced aging process.

Additonally they all seem to have gone through the same 1980's face left-o-rama which has left them looking like some plastic nightmare of their former self.

[Sponger15SB]

I'm completely suprised I didn't open this thread to find 38 "spongers mom" jokes.

[Ulysses]

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I'm completely suprised I didn't open this thread to find 38 "spongers mom" jokes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Pics?

[Boris]

She's mine. You can't have pics.

[PoBoy321]

[ QUOTE ]

I'm completely suprised I didn't open this thread to find 38 "spongers mom" jokes.

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I just thought your mom was like 45, tops.

[peachy]

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http://pdngallery.com/legends/archive/gorman/art/sophia_loren.JPG

Sophia Loren, 60 years old in this picture

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she has always looked amazing...im so glad someone said her

[cdxx]

saving myself until Mimi Rogers (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000211/) hits the big five-o.

[ChipWrecked]

http://www.diaadia.com.pa/archivo/11182004/imagenes/fam02.jpg












JK. Ack.

[KDawgCometh]

I think that Lynda Carter and Jane Seymour are pretty obvious answers

[peachy]

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I think that Lynda Carter and Jane Seymour are pretty obvious answers

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my dad has been obsessed with lynda carter for years...thats wonder woman right?? i got him her autograph on a wonder woman photo he about freaked

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
saving myself until Mimi Rogers (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000211/) hits the big five-o.

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Careful. You're talking about the woman I love.

Well, one of em.

[KDawgCometh]

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I think that Lynda Carter and Jane Seymour are pretty obvious answers

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my dad has been obsessed with lynda carter for years...thats wonder woman right?? i got him her autograph on a wonder woman photo he about freaked

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yup, and she still looks pretty good, she hasn't gone to [censored] like janice dickensen(that's what lots of coke and alkiehol do to you)

[Vavavoom]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9134/newsraquelwelch7jp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5136/rwelch3hs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Raquel Welch - She has a 6 handle !!

[Dynasty]

She's only 49. But, she was the first woman who came to mind.

http://www.carriefisher.com/images/photos/website/CF_pose09b.jpg

[Hal 2000]

http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2003_oct/christie_brinkley/christie_brinkley_150b.jpg

Gotta go with Christie...

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http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5469/thispostsucks3yo.jpg

[MyTurn2Raise]

http://www.suzanne-somers.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/suzanne-somers.jpg

[BobboFitos]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.suzanne-somers.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/suzanne-somers.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

sign me up

[Matt Flynn]

she just rolled over and said she's leaving you.

[jakethebake]

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This is a very good answer. I've wanted her since her 1983 Playboy spread.

[dcasper70]

She'll be 50 in 18 months....
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/dcasper70/tweed-shannon.jpg

[LSUfan1]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2003_oct/christie_brinkley/christie_brinkley_150b.jpg

Gotta go with Christie...

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a winner!

[Toro]

How about Anne Archer born in 1947. Played wife in Fatal Attraction.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/Mikesantora/images.jpg

[TheMainEvent]

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http://www.suzanne-somers.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/suzanne-somers.jpg

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That picture is not recent.

[rusellmj]

From her website:

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4498/ss27au.jpg

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3479/ss10vt.jpg

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7794/ss39ua.jpg

[coolhandkuhn]

Rene Russo (sp?)
--- very doable in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Rene Russo (sp?)
--- very doable in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair

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Is she 50? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
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I'm completely suprised I didn't open this thread to find 38 "spongers mom" jokes.

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I just thought your mom was like 45, tops.

[/ QUOTE ]

did i miss a thread somewhere about his mom?

[IndieMatty]

To make a Wosnowksi (sp?) gimmick account, and doubt many would appreciate this...

but I'd boff

The QUEEN of England.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/02/10/1108044970_5532.jpg

[Namdrahsirhc]

[ QUOTE ]
To make a Wosnowksi (sp?) gimmick account, and doubt many would appreciate this...

but I'd boff

The QUEEN of England.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/02/10/1108044970_5532.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

We are not amused!

[IndieMatty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
To make a Wosnowksi (sp?) gimmick account, and doubt many would appreciate this...

but I'd boff

The QUEEN of England.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/02/10/1108044970_5532.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

We are not amused!

[/ QUOTE ]

Its from a movie. She is a looker though..

[Matt Flynn]

No one chose Stifler's mom?

[JayLear]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2003_oct/christie_brinkley/christie_brinkley_150b.jpg

Gotta go with Christie...

[/ QUOTE ]
Wow...is that current?

[JayLear]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Rene Russo (sp?)
--- very doable in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair

[/ QUOTE ]

Is she 50? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Born 2/17/54. Outstanding choice. She's incredible.

[AndysDaddy]

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030911/153854__channing_l.jpg

[samjjones]

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2005/03/14/218345/olivia1.jpg

She's 57!

[Ulysses]

Better Country choice:

http://www.extremereba.com/images/hollywood/sitcom/actors/reba-mcentire.jpg

[Ulysses]

Isabelle Adjani (http://images.google.com/images?q=isabelle%20adjani&sourceid=mozilla-search&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi)

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030911/153854__channing_l.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

She wasn't bangable when she was 30!

Is Mimi Rogers 50 yet? She's hot and plays some pretty good poker.