Every time you masturbate

[newfant]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

Excuse me while I go kill a few kittens.

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

[stabn]

this is not fark.com (http://www.google.com/search?as_q=every+time+you+masturbate+god+kills+a+ kitten&num=30&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_ oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_ occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=fark.com&safe=image s)

[CrazyPsycho]

Cutting edge...

[pokerdirty]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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long time no see. welcome back!

[newfant]

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I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list.

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If you could ban people for sucking and being retarded, how many posters would be left?

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I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list.

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If you could ban people for sucking and being retarded, how many posters would be left?

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All of the good ones

[newfant]

Well, next time I give a [censored] about what some worthless prick who spends all his time on a message board says, I'll let you know.

[ChipWrecked]

[censored] is back.


(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)

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Well, next time I give a [censored] about what some worthless prick who spends all his time on a message board says, I'll let you know.

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So I guess this means you are going to continue to be too stupid to come with your own material and instead go on starting retarded threads like this?

thanks for letting me know, I can handle it from here.

[zephed]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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Does the system crash when you try to ban yourself?

[mmbt0ne]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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I'm calling you out on posting in OOT and claiming whatever prize there was! I don't even know if this is still on, but if it is, I claim it!!!

[mslif]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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I'm calling you out on posting in OOT and claiming whatever prize there was! I don't even know if this is still on, but if it is, I claim it!!!

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I think the deadline was October 1, 2005

[Ogre]

did you just make that one? ive never seen it before!!!1111!!!

[kyro]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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I'm calling you out on posting in OOT and claiming whatever prize there was! I don't even know if this is still on, but if it is, I claim it!!!

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If it was my choice, my prize would be he would never post in OOT again. Win freaking win.

I agree though, this post was uberlame. Welcome to 1999.

[newfant]

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Well, next time I give a [censored] about what some worthless prick who spends all his time on a message board says, I'll let you know.


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So I guess this means you are going to continue to be too stupid to come with your own material and instead go on starting retarded threads like this?

thanks for letting me know, I can handle it from here

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What the [censored] are you talking about? I start maybe one or two threads in OOT a week.

I think your main problem is that you hate yourself and you've transferred that hate to me just because I have started a few lame posts. How come I'm not on your ignore list?

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http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b214/HotPantsPoker/God-kills-kitten.jpg

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fixed your funny

[newfant]

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(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)

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OK there, arbiter of all that is cool. What high-quality content have you contributed lately?

[theben]

very original. this was my computer background 3+ years ago

[LethalRose]

I think if this were true the kitten population would be negative eleventy billion.

[BusterStacks]

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you should thank mat for figuring out that I still had the ability to ban people in secret two weeks ago. I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list. Please stop sucking so much.

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you are the greatest poster ever. why no AIM?

[BusterStacks]

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(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)

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OK there, arbiter of all that is cool. What high-quality content have you contributed lately?

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It's not that he decides what's cool, it's just that we all agree you suck.

[newfant]

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(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)



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OK there, arbiter of all that is cool. What high-quality content have you contributed lately?



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It's not that he decides what's cool, it's just that we all agree that you suck.

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How come you always wait until other people have slammed a poster before you come in with your worthless comments? Do you not have any balls? No mind of your own?

Why don't you go crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out of, you worthless sack.

[BusterStacks]

That's funny because I have been pwning the crap out of people since before you knew what the internet was. You're a little bitch, why don't you consider for a moment that you do, in fact, suck ass and should never post again. If you really think that I need to wait for someone else to slam you first, why don't you check out the bruiser thread last week(my last diss post, i think) and you'll see I am the first.

[newfant]

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If you really think that I need to wait for someone else to slam you first, why don't you check out the bruiser thread last week(my last diss post, i think) and you'll see I am the first.

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WOAH! YOU SLAMMED BRUISER! WOW! WHAT DID HE SAY?!?! Oh, that's right, he ignored you because he's never said anything bad about anyone. Way to go out on a limb with that diss.

Listen, if I want any more lip off you, I'll scrape it off my nutsack. Choad.

[Voltron87]

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That's funny because I have been pwning the crap out of people since before you knew what the internet was. You're a little bitch, why don't you consider for a moment that you do, in fact, suck ass and should never post again.

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Oh [censored] dude you really showed him!

[BusterStacks]

ok, so you're going to have an excuse every time you claim some bullshit and get proven wrong? then what's the point of arguing with you? I don't need to call you a retard for everyone to see that you are one. There's a reason that posters newer than you are accepted and you are considered a huge douche by a lot of people. Why is that?

[BusterStacks]

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That's funny because I have been pwning the crap out of people since before you knew what the internet was. You're a little bitch, why don't you consider for a moment that you do, in fact, suck ass and should never post again.

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Oh [censored] dude you really showed him!

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keep chalking up that post count buddy.

[siccjay]

Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

[imported_anacardo]

Is there anything more pathetic than somebody who thinks there's some [censored] tough guy because they shat all over somebody on the internet? Get the [censored] outta here.

BTW: Original post = spectacularly lame, but not in such a way as to cause mass offense.

[Voltron87]

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That's funny because I have been pwning the crap out of people since before you knew what the internet was. You're a little bitch, why don't you consider for a moment that you do, in fact, suck ass and should never post again.

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Oh [censored] dude you really showed him!

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keep chalking up that post count buddy.

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I don't care about my post count, at all.

Why do you get into pissing matches with other posters? It's pretty immature, don't you think it's a waste of your time? Unless it's funny like in the bruiser thread, that was very well done, but all the others are pointless. idiots are idiots, big whoop.

[theben]

thats why

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Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

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are all your standards this incredibly low?

[newfant]

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Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

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Save yourself while there is still time. There is no way to fight all the groupthink that exists here.

[siccjay]

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Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

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are all your standards this incredibly low?

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If you are insinuating that I bang obese women then.....nevermind.

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Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

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are all your standards this incredibly low?

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I think your standards might be a little high for this bunch



(you don't suck newfant)

[newfant]

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(you don't suck newfant)

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Awwww. I think I'm going to print that out and frame it. That is absolutely the nicest thing anyone has ever written about me. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

So how does a nice character like you find their way to a place like this?

[daryn]

i just want to step in and say

NEWFANT YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS

[siccjay]

daryn, now you are just trying to get voted off the island.

[daryn]

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daryn, now you are just trying to get voted off the island.

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you can't vote me off, i am a charter member, i vote you off

not that i would.. but watch it!

[siccjay]

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daryn, now you are just trying to get voted off the island.

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you can't vote me off, i am a charter member, i vote you off

not that i would.. but watch it!


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I can only hope.

damn, no one else found this funny?

that's the best I got

[zephed]

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damn, no one else found this funny?

that's the best I got

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Nice avatar, didn't catch what you said, though.

[shant]

I found it funny.

[Hal 2000]

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

Excuse me while I go kill a few kittens.

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Well, according to Bob Barker, the pet population still needs controlling... Gotta believe a man who bangs models 30 years his junior, right??

i don't get it.