Most times you've beat it in one day.

[BeerMoney]

7.

[MyTurn2Raise]

don't the old testes hurt after that?

[BeerMoney]

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don't the old testes hurt after that?

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The shaft hurts more than the balls.

[Sponger15SB]

Wtf, I've done it like 3x in a day out of maybe 4 days in my whole life.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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don't the old testes hurt after that?

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The shaft hurts more than the balls.

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KY dude

[BeerMoney]

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Wtf, I've done it like 3x in a day out of maybe 4 days in my whole life.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's weak.

[gorie]

jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it.

[tom441lbk]

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jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it.

[/ QUOTE ]


awwww come on,.....and you guys count?

[ QUOTE ]
7.

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damn..you going for some kind of record?

[jakethebake]

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Wtf, I've done it like 3x in a day out of maybe 4 days in my whole life.

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How about that we have something in common Sponger.

[mason55]

I had a roommate who could rub one out like 7 times then go out at night and get blow jobs from like three different guys. He was a machine.

I've never hit more than 4 and 3 is very rare.

[peachy]

10ish if i count

[threeonefour]

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7.

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i have easily doubled that...

wtf is all this about being sore afterwards or whatever? you guys must suck.

[steelcmg]

i think 4 times then i just get tired because it takes to dam long and my sh it starts to hurt

[miajag81]

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7.

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i have easily doubled that...

wtf is all this about being sore afterwards or whatever? you guys must suck.

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Loc: lying about my jerkrate on 2+2

FYL

[PoBoy321]

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I had a roommate who could rub one out like 7 times then go out at night and get blow jobs from like three different guys. He was a machine.

I've never hit more than 4 and 3 is very rare.

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this "roommate" your boyfriend? Did it make you jealous?

[PoBoy321]

I don't think I've ever done it more than twice, maybe I did it 4 times when I was like 13 or something.

I had a friend once who claimed that he jerked off for 17 hours straight once and couldn't walk for 3 days.

[steelcmg]

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I don't think I've ever done it more than twice, maybe I did it 4 times when I was like 13 or something.

I had a friend once who claimed that he jerked off for 17 hours straight once and couldn't walk for 3 days.

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I guess beating for 17 hours is something to be proud of where your from? must be one lame ass place /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[PoBoy321]

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I guess beating for 17 hours is something to be proud of where your from? must be one lame ass place:p

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Not really. The kid was a raging scumbag, but he had a really hot mom and always had tons of money to buy me and my friends beer and weed.

[steelcmg]

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I guess beating for 17 hours is something to be proud of where your from? must be one lame ass place:p

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Not really. The kid was a raging scumbag, but he had a really hot mom and always had tons of money to buy me and my friends beer and weed.

[/ QUOTE ]

did u SIIHP?

What a good guy i always liked the kids that where nice enough to get me drunk and high every night for free.

[PoBoy321]

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did u SIIHP?


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No, but I think I could have, and I mean that in 100% seriousness.

[STLantny]

If the packers cover tonight, I wont need to for awhile.

[steelcmg]

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did u SIIHP?


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No, but I think I could have, and I mean that in 100% seriousness.

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Whats the hold up go get urself a video camra and pound that A$$ like a hammer.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
If the packers cover tonight, I wont need to for awhile.

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We'll need pictures of your bookie.

[PoBoy321]

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Whats the hold up go get urself a video camra and pound that A$$ like a hammer.

[/ QUOTE ]

A) I haven't talked to that kid in like 3 years
B) She aged badly between freshman and senior year of high school

[TheMainEvent]

I am in disbelief that people think 3 or 4 is a high number.

[STLantny]

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If the packers cover tonight, I wont need to for awhile.

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We'll need pictures of your bookie.

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Jake you got it backwards.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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I am in disbelief that people think 3 or 4 is a high number.

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me too

[steelcmg]

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Whats the hold up go get urself a video camra and pound that A$$ like a hammer.

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A) I haven't talked to that kid in like 3 years
B) She aged badly between freshman and senior year of high school

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[Tron]

Soon after I discovered the glorious act that is masturbation I went for 11 orgasms in one session. That's basically my proudest achievement.

I'm not sure how many separate sessions I've done in a day, though.

[BeerMoney]

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I am in disbelief that people think 3 or 4 is a high number.

[/ QUOTE ]

me too

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Me 3.

[radek2166]

8

[astroglide]

[ QUOTE ]
The shaft hurts more than the balls.

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i'd disagree with this. absurd amounts of orgasms makes my nuts ache for a good day or too.

my record is 17. on my 17th birthday i didn't go to school and had nothing to do but jerk it. after like the 7th time i thought up the idea. by the early teens it was absolutely painful and i was shooting blanks but i made it with some help.

a year or so ago my gf went out of town and i went on some kind of depraved masturbating spree. no particular reason other than boredom i guess, it's not as if i'm shy about the activity when she's around. i actually had blood in my jizz, which was absolutely terrifying. i went to the doctor for it just to be sure because i really hadn't done it that many times, something around 6+ per day for 2-3 days. getting older must affect it. it starts to hurt way quicker than it used to.

[STLantny]

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The shaft hurts more than the balls.

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i'd disagree with this. absurd amounts of orgasms makes my nuts ache for a good day or too.

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After absurds amounts, mine only hurt right after.

[IronDragon1]

3 in like 1 hour

[pokerdirty]

the most i have even tried for is 3, after that, it's not even fun anymore.

[zephed]

[ QUOTE ]
i actually had blood in my jizz, which was absolutely terrifying.

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wow

[astroglide]

i think i would have been more at ease if one of my limbs fell off. it did make me think afterward though, what an amazing practical joke it would be if there were some kind of chemical you could give somebody that would be 100% benign except it would turn somebody's jizz jet black. if noticeable, small amounts of blood were enough to scare me so much i think solid black would probably just make me pass out.

[BeerMoney]

Thank you for sharing that.

[theben]

yuck!

[theben]

gross

[theben]

14? not possible!

[BeerMoney]

[ QUOTE ]
10ish if i count

[/ QUOTE ]

Details please.

[JoshuaD]

17.

[Bradyams]

[ QUOTE ]
jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice.

Am I the only one who got this joke?

[crookedhat99]

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jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it.

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Nice.

Am I the only one who got this joke?

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no

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
i actually had blood in my jizz, which was absolutely terrifying. i went to the doctor for it just to be sure

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Yeah, that must have been a good conversation...

"Anything sexual happen lately to cause this"
"Well I wacked it like 20x in the last 4 days"
"Uh...ummm... did I shake your hand when I walked in? cause I might just have to saw my hand off"

[2+2 wannabe]

[ QUOTE ]
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jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it.

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Nice.

Am I the only one who got this joke?

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no

[astroglide]

actually it was much worse than that /images/graemlins/frown.gif

i called my primary doctor and he just referred me to a urologist instead of having me visit him. i've had more 4+ days than i can count, so at this point i'm still thinking it wasn't related to jerking. my balls weren't hurting or anything. so i go to the urologist and he looks 'foreign white' with a slightly olive skin tone, like the kind of guy who looks american until you start talking to him and it turns out he's from croatia.

he's a man of few words, but those words he uses form broken sentences. he's got his clipboard and he asks me to describe the situation, but maybe he's been apprised of it by my doctor or whatever. at any rate he seemed to have asked the question to be polite, because as i'm explaining what happened he's just staring at his clipboard and nodding and saying 'yes' in some kind of thick accent.

so i'm mid-sentence and all of the sudden he stands up, claps his hands, and proclaims "NOW WE CHECK PROSTATE" as if he's talking to a mirror.

i'm just kind of stunned at this point but he obviously wants to get down to brass tacks. since i care about the future of my testicles i have to oblige /images/graemlins/frown.gif

incase i haven't been descriptive enough, i'll add that after they finish you feel disgusting and internally greased in addition to violated, and by the time you turn around and sheepishly pull your pants back up your gaze gets there just in time to see them using one rubber glove to quickly pull off 'the' rubber glove inside-out before you can tell what's going on and discard it like a uranium rod. i can see how a girl could feel bad about somebody handling a condom like that after sex, it just makes you feel like your entire body is composed of feces and dead bugs and your skin is just a cover.

[chisness]

how about the longest WITHOUT doing it?

[man]

[ QUOTE ]
so i'm mid-sentence and all of the sudden he stands up, claps his hands, and proclaims "NOW WE CHECK PROSTATE" as if he's talking to a mirror.

[/ QUOTE ]
that's one of the funniest things I've ever read here.

I think 5 or 6 for me. although when I was in 7th grade I did 3 times in a row without stopping. like, my arm didn't stop. I kind of miss always shooting blanks.

[ QUOTE ]
...incase i haven't been descriptive enough, i'll add that after they finish you feel disgusting and internally greased in addition to violated, and by the time you turn around and sheepishly pull your pants back up your gaze gets there just in time to see them using one rubber glove to quickly pull off 'the' rubber glove inside-out before you can tell what's going on and discard it like a uranium rod.

[/ QUOTE ]


well worded; gross and yet strangely fascinating your story

[gunt]

i 've never beat off... seriously...never
i'm not attracted to my hand...sigh...who am i kidding?

[KDuff]

One of my college roommates, who has some serious sexual issues, once beat off 24 times in 19 hours. Yes, I know this is ridiculous, but he thought it was the coolest thing ever.

He thought that it would be quite a feat if he could whack off once an hour for a whole day. He dubbed his marathon "24 in 24." He camped out in his dorm room at school over Thanksgiving break and completed his mission ahead of time. He later said that he could've done it in 17 hours, but felt like taking a nap. He too complained of chafing and shooting blanks, but powered through. If that isn't weird enough, he sent updates over his fraternity's e-mail list each time he got closer to 24.

When we told his 19 year fiancee (WTF?) about his quest she was absolutely mortified. Just to give you an idea of how twisted he is, he plans to study primate social behavior (monkey sex) for his PhD. He is currently immersed with the monkeys in Salonga National Park in the Congo.

I couldn't make this stuff up.

[peachy]

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10ish if i count

[/ QUOTE ]

Details please.

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha riigggght

[jba]

[ QUOTE ]
One of my college roommates, who has some serious sexual issues, once beat off 24 times in 19 hours. Yes, I know this is ridiculous, but he thought it was the coolest thing ever.

He thought that it would be quite a feat if he could whack off once an hour for a whole day. He dubbed his marathon "24 in 24." He camped out in his dorm room at school over Thanksgiving break and completed his mission ahead of time. He later said that he could've done it in 17 hours, but felt like taking a nap. He too complained of chafing and shooting blanks, but powered through. If that isn't weird enough, he sent updates over his fraternity's e-mail list each time he got closer to 24.

When we told his 19 year fiancee (WTF?) about his quest she was absolutely mortified. Just to give you an idea of how twisted he is, he plans to study primate social behavior (monkey sex) for his PhD. He is currently immersed with the monkeys in Salonga National Park in the Congo.

I couldn't make this stuff up.

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so you've been here like a year and bare minimum 1/9 posts are about monkey [censored]?


edit: and I've hit the 5-6 range maybe ten times

[imported_anacardo]

I started jerking it when I was like eleven, I think. Back then, I could whip off half a dozen in a row without so much as getting tired. Six in a day would probably kill me now.

[siccjay]

After reading this whole post I almost feel bad that I don't think I've done it more than 3 times in a day. I have some work to do.

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
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I had a roommate who could rub one out like 7 times then go out at night and get blow jobs from like three different guys. He was a machine.

I've never hit more than 4 and 3 is very rare.

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this "roommate" your boyfriend? Did it make you jealous?

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFL!!! let's make fun of gay people together! being gay is gay!!!! HAHAHA!!!! U R GAY!

[Clarkmeister]

This should be a poll.

[PoBoy321]

It was BigSteve, wasn't it?

EDIT: PS. I didn't mean to make fun of gay people, just you.

[Dex]

3.

I've only ever done 3 in a day a few times, though. I rarely have any desire to masturbate more than one time in a day.

Focus on quality, not quantity.

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
It was BigSteve, wasn't it?

EDIT: PS. I didn't mean to make fun of gay people, just you.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's ok. I mean, who doesn't take it in the ass from time to time? You know? I'm sure everyone here does. Nothing to be ashamed of.

[PoBoy321]

[ QUOTE ]

It's ok. I mean, who doesn't take it in the ass from time to time? You know? I'm sure everyone here does. Nothing to be ashamed of.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a good point. With all these guys running around trying to stick it in poopers, someone's gonna get stuck.