humorous AIM convo i just had

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I just sent the rabbit/cat video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/herekittykitty.html) to a (female) friend of mine. The following conversation then occurred:

her: that's funny
her: can something actually come of that??
me: no you retard
her: Hey!
her: why not??
me: well what kind of question is that
her: sperm is sperm
me: if you had sex with a horse, would you be worried about giving birth to a centaur?
me: not that you would have sex with a horse, but you get the point
her: well isn't that where centaurs come from?

she is 26, and has a master's degree in education.

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SIIHP.

[gorie]

well, isn't it ?

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well, isn't it ?

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Yes. I have, in fact, done both goats and butterflies.

http://www.art-gallery-grunski.com/img/paintings-fantasy-700/satyr-and-nymph.jpg

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SIIHP.

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she's actually an ex...that's all i will say.

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All about cabbits (http://www.messybeast.com/cabbit.htm) .

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All about cabbits (http://www.messybeast.com/cabbit.htm) .

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awesome, thanks. i will pass this valuable information on to her.

[mslif]

she has a master's degree in education? Does she plan on teaching? Please tell me she doesn't.

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she has a master's degree in education? Does she plan on teaching? Please tell me she doesn't.

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actually i said that wrong, it's a masters degree in social work. and yes she's been a social worker for 4 years. luckily it's at a pre-school - i don't think they cover interspecies relations until at least 2nd grade.

[mslif]

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she has a master's degree in education? Does she plan on teaching? Please tell me she doesn't.

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actually i said that wrong, it's a masters degree in social work. and yes she's been a social worker for 4 years. luckily it's at a pre-school - i don't think they cover interspecies relations until at least 2nd grade.

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*sigh* (relief)
Hopefully she does not have to give the bird and the bee talk. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
You date interesting people to say the least.

[imported_anacardo]

That could easily have been a gorie-esque joke. Note in fact how gorie immediately piles on below. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and suggest that she merely has a sense of humor.

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You date interesting people to say the least.

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you don't know the half of it /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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you don't know the half of it /images/graemlins/grin.gif so now instead of being a jackass I will fill you in...

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FYP

[mslif]

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you don't know the half of it /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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LOL, you will have to share some of those for us who have exceptionally uneventful lives.
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...gorie immediately piles on below.

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Does gorie charge extra for that?

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That could easily have been a gorie-esque joke. Note in fact how gorie immediately piles on below. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and suggest that she merely has a sense of humor.

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i hope you are right. the conversation shifted from there, i never even asked if she was joking. either way, it made me laugh.

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you don't know the half of it /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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LOL, you will have to share some of those for us who have exceptionally uneventful lives.
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naw - this particular chick was crazy, but certainly nothing i will get into here. thankfully, my present girlfriend is quite normal.

[theben]

lol

a masters in education means absolutely nothing. nobody respects a degree like that. its like getting a degree off the back of a cereal box

[theben]

one thing, is this serious or not?

centaurs . . .lol