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DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 12:46 AM
I say Iron Chef Cora and it's not close. However, I realize some may prefer the perky, blimp waiting to happen Ray.

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/09/02/cat_cora_NEW_d.jpg

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/02/11/rachel_ray9_d.jpg
bravos1
10-02-2005, 12:54 AM
Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 12:59 AM
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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a line shamelessly lifted, albeit edited, from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast (aimed at Coutney Love, I believe). "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".
bravos1
10-02-2005, 01:00 AM
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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a shamelessly, albeit edited, line lifted from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast. "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".

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Was the the Pam Anderson roast IIRC???
edfurlong
10-02-2005, 01:01 AM
I'd rather hit Emeril.
bravos1
10-02-2005, 01:02 AM
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I'd rather hit Emeril.

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BAMMMMMM!
Blarg
10-02-2005, 01:03 AM
The second one looks like her head is about to fall off, but is otherwise cute. What's with that "my head can't stand straight up" look you see all the time in womens' promo pictures?

I like two women I see on Saturday afternoon PBS shows sometimes. One is on Everyday Cooking, and started as a blond but now has a mousy brunette color. There's another one with the same hair color who is skinnier and not nearly as pretty. The one I like is cute and has a good body, with a slyly sexy look about her. I don't know if she always looks like that or is trying to seduce the camera, but whatever, it works for me. Seduction is good. Whatever she's doing, she's good at it.

The other is a black woman on a gardening show that reminds me a lot of Halle Berry, who I've had a thing for ever since that "Boomerang" movie.
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:03 AM
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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a shamelessly, albeit edited, line lifted from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast. "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".

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Was the the Pam Anderson roast IIRC???

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I think it was Courtney Love. Can't recall for certain. That Pam Anderson one was fckn funny as hell, though. That lady at the end was the best.
Brain
10-02-2005, 01:04 AM
You forgot Giada De Laurentiis from Everyday Italian.
http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2003/12/16/Giada_De_Laurentiis2_d.jpg
Not a great pic; she's much better looking on the show.
StevieG
10-02-2005, 01:05 AM
This poll is worthless without Giada De Laurentiis.
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:06 AM
BTW, who is the British Brunette with the cooking show? She's sexy and great looking but has too much junk in the trunk.
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:08 AM
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This poll is worthless without Giada De Laurentiis.

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Dammit. You are absolutely right. I am banning myself. Sorry boys.
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:10 AM
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BTW, who is the British Brunette with the cooking show? She's sexy and great looking but has too much junk in the trunk.

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I remember now. Nigella Lawson.

http://nigella.com//uploads/jpeg/asset_287_hl.jpg
Leo99
10-02-2005, 01:11 AM
She's pretty but she has that weird fake smile thing all the time. Cora is hot but she seems very bossy and not much fun at all. I've seen her on another TV show where they did some renovation in a viewer's kitchen and she still wore her chef's uniform. Struck me as strange she wasn't wearing regular clothes since she wasn't cooking.
Blarg
10-02-2005, 01:17 AM
Yeah, she's very pretty. Big boobs too.
StevieG
10-02-2005, 01:19 AM
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Cora is hot but she seems very bossy

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I am shocked, shocked, that a chef would act bossy
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:22 AM
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Cora is hot but she seems very bossy

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I am shocked, shocked, that a chef would act bossy

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When I was in my late teens I worked with some top-notch chefs and they were not very likable. But, man, could those CSMF's whip up some serious chow.
battschr
10-02-2005, 01:32 AM
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You forgot Giada De Laurentiis from Everyday Italian.
http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2003/12/16/Giada_De_Laurentiis2_d.jpg
Not a great pic; she's much better looking on the show.

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This is the correct answer, and it isn't close.
tonypaladino
10-02-2005, 01:40 AM
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You forgot Giada De Laurentiis from Everyday Italian.
http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2003/12/16/Giada_De_Laurentiis2_d.jpg
Not a great pic; she's much better looking on the show.

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This is the correct answer, and it isn't close.

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Ulysses
10-02-2005, 01:46 AM
I opened this thread up intending to post: "What is with the dumb polls lately? Of course the answer is Giada."
DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 01:48 AM
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I opened this thread up intending to post: "What is with the dumb polls lately? Of course the answer is Giada."

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Well, I guess that ends this thread with His Majesty weighing in.