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10-01-2005, 08:16 PM
Ive started masterbating in lectures again.
captZEEbo1
10-01-2005, 08:18 PM
wouldn't people notice?
DrunkIrish05
10-01-2005, 08:18 PM
can you explain how you pull this off?
10-01-2005, 08:19 PM
and they havn't fired you?
10-01-2005, 08:19 PM
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can you explain how you pull this off? I've always wanted to do this sooooo bad!

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FYP
gunt
10-01-2005, 08:20 PM
think of all the time you'll save by getting this over with during class... the downside is if you are caught you will be arrested and will have to register as a sex offender...all because you cant keep it in your pants.
gunt
10-01-2005, 08:21 PM
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can you explain how you pull this off?

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no pun intended?
TheBlueMonster
10-01-2005, 08:21 PM
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wouldn't people notice?

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depends on penis size...
NLSoldier
10-01-2005, 08:27 PM
i like to make lots of noises and get otherwise animated, so no I dont think its a good idea
10-01-2005, 08:30 PM
From MSN:

Freaking Fabulous says: hey
hi says: ey yo nigga
Freaking Fabulous says: what are you up to my brotha of powa
hi says: i am pondering
Freaking Fabulous says: oh rly?!
hi says: and what are you up to?
Freaking Fabulous says: nothing really
Freaking Fabulous says: considering making notes for developmental psych
Freaking Fabulous says: for my monday test
hi says: make notes
hi says: study early
hi says: let the neural patterns readjust over more ttime
Freaking Fabulous says: what are you doing hombre
hi says: and let the neuarl patterns flow
Freaking Fabulous says: ive started masterbating in class again
hi says: it takes time for the reformal
hi says: to what are you masturbating?
hi says: you are proabbly doing so because you are deprived of ho
hi says: it can happen
hi says: arent there any good hos in your psych text?
Freaking Fabulous says: class is a great place to masterbate
Freaking Fabulous says: boring lecture
Freaking Fabulous says: unzip jerky jerky
hi says: do you mess the place with genetic propagation fluid?
Freaking Fabulous says: I put white fluid in my hand and then throw it at people
hi says: do they object?
Freaking Fabulous says: only if I get them in the eye
Freaking Fabulous says: I aim for their mouth
hi says: perverse
hi says: though not when done naturally
Freaking Fabulous says: Why is that?
hi says: a total waste of genetic propagation fluid
Freaking Fabulous says: whats wrong with that though
hi says: what if they object
hi says: you shoudl ask for their permission
hi says: it should be give and take
Freaking Fabulous says: what would I take though
Freaking Fabulous says: if they dont have semen for me
hi says: good question
Slow Play Ray
10-01-2005, 08:57 PM
this thread sucks.
Dave G.
10-01-2005, 09:28 PM
If I were a chick, I'd definitely do this in lectures... along with lots of other places...

But as a guy, I don't see how you don't get caught, unless your wang is tiny and pitiful.
Joseph Busti
10-01-2005, 09:38 PM
Both of yall are idiots.
BottlesOf
10-02-2005, 12:05 AM
BS
JoshuaD
10-02-2005, 12:45 AM
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BS

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I've done it.

I knew a girl in college who could get off just by sitting on her seat in a funny way. It was hot as [censored].
Blarg
10-02-2005, 01:14 AM
WTF? I thought this thread was gonna be an instructional.

Thanks for nothing.
Dave G.
10-02-2005, 01:22 AM
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BS

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Some guy in a friend of mines high school masturbated during the high school final exams. No [censored]. Spooged all over the back of the seat infront of him. I guess there was some hot chick and he just couldn't concentrate otherwise.

PS he got caught.
fluxrad
10-02-2005, 01:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/fluxrad/adams.jpg
private joker
10-02-2005, 04:00 AM
If you'd pay attention in class instead of jerking off, maybe your spelling would improve.
Jules22
10-02-2005, 04:01 AM
i would like to hear the punishment and shame he received for such a ridiculos act. ps go to the bathroom or something if you cant stand not being creepy, whacking off in public is like asking to have charges pressed
TheMainEvent
10-02-2005, 04:04 AM
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If you'd pay attention in class instead of jerking off, maybe your spelling would improve.

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He'd still be horny though
Peter666
10-02-2005, 04:08 AM
He should at least pay attention in English class. The tard.
gmrankin
10-02-2005, 08:09 AM
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your wang is tiny and pitiful

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Do you know me?
STLantny
10-02-2005, 09:28 AM
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your wang is tiny and pitiful

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Do you know me?

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Hes in your comp class