The Don
10-01-2005, 01:34 AM
I was only a .09 according to the breathalyzer so I wasn't too wasted. Anyway, seriously some of the play was so disgustingly bad that I think it threw me off. I went 1/8... here are some things that made me laugh my ass off from the 1 tourney I did win.
***** Hand History for Game 2804768748 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Saturday, October 01, 01:13:23 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $1130 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $310 )
Seat 3: billyg123 ( $550 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $985 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $630 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $1455 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $1105 )
Seat 10: Mr_Jones ( $1020 )
Trny:16222373 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ 4d 4h ]
wcaines folds.
kevinsss folds.
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
Mr_Jones folds.
dhende3 is all-In [1130]
irbeast is all-In [260]
billyg123 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 6c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
>You have options at Table 14894 Table!.
** Dealing River ** [ 2d ]
irbeast shows [ 3c, 6h ] two pairs, sixes and twos.
dhende3 shows [ 4d, 4h ] two pairs, fours and twos.
dhende3 wins 820 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, fours and twos.
irbeast wins 720 chips from the main pot with two pairs, sixes and twos.
nh (my standard "you are a moron" comment)
***** Hand History for Game 2804771953 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Saturday, October 01, 01:13:58 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $820 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $720 )
Seat 3: billyg123 ( $450 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $985 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $630 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $1455 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $1105 )
Seat 10: Mr_Jones ( $1020 )
Trny:16222373 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Jh 2c ]
kevinsss folds.
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
Mr_Jones folds.
dhende3 folds.
irbeast folds.
>You have options at Table 14894 Table!.
billyg123 raises [150].
wcaines calls [100].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 9h, 4d ]
billyg123 is all-In [250]
irbeast: put u on a bluff
wcaines folds.
billyg123 does not show cards.
billyg123 wins 650 chips
Let me get this straight... YOU PUT ME ON A BLUFF YET YOU CALLED ME WITH THE 8TH WORST HAND POSSIBLE! Either this guy is really confident in his reads or he is A TOTAL MORON! I am personally going with the latter. If you cannot comprehend basic logic then DONT PLAY POKER!
For reference, here is what happened later in the tourney with the very same moron.
***** Hand History for Game 2804802654 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:5 Blinds(75/150) - Saturday, October 01, 01:19:41 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $645 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $1285 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $735 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $1220 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $2345 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $955 )
Trny:16222373 Level:5
Blinds(75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Ad Ac ]
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
dhende3 is all-In [645]
irbeast calls [645].
wcaines folds.
kevinsss folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 8d, 9c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
dhende3 shows [ Ad, Ac ] two pairs, aces and threes.
irbeast shows [ Kh, Qh ] a pair of threes.
dhende3 wins 1515 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and threes.
***** Hand History for Game 2804805614 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:5 Blinds(75/150) - Saturday, October 01, 01:20:14 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $1515 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $640 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $660 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $1070 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $2345 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $955 )
Trny:16222373 Level:5
Blinds(75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Qs Qd ]
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
dhende3 is all-In [1515]
irbeast is all-In [640]
wcaines folds.
kevinsss is all-In [995]
irbeast: vn
jakeymack folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, 2h, 2d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5h ]
kevinsss shows [ Qc, Ah ] two pairs, kings and twos.
dhende3 shows [ Qs, Qd ] two pairs, kings and queens.
irbeast shows [ 6s, 6d ] two pairs, kings and sixes.
dhende3 wins 445 chips from side pot #2 with two pairs, kings and queens.
dhende3 wins 860 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and queens.
dhende3 wins 2070 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and queens.
irbeast finished in seventh place.
kevinsss finished in sixth place.
irbeast has left the table.
kevinsss has left the table.
The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.
Summary... I rule.
***** Hand History for Game 2804768748 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Saturday, October 01, 01:13:23 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $1130 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $310 )
Seat 3: billyg123 ( $550 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $985 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $630 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $1455 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $1105 )
Seat 10: Mr_Jones ( $1020 )
Trny:16222373 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ 4d 4h ]
wcaines folds.
kevinsss folds.
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
Mr_Jones folds.
dhende3 is all-In [1130]
irbeast is all-In [260]
billyg123 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 6c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
>You have options at Table 14894 Table!.
** Dealing River ** [ 2d ]
irbeast shows [ 3c, 6h ] two pairs, sixes and twos.
dhende3 shows [ 4d, 4h ] two pairs, fours and twos.
dhende3 wins 820 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, fours and twos.
irbeast wins 720 chips from the main pot with two pairs, sixes and twos.
nh (my standard "you are a moron" comment)
***** Hand History for Game 2804771953 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Saturday, October 01, 01:13:58 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $820 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $720 )
Seat 3: billyg123 ( $450 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $985 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $630 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $1455 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $1105 )
Seat 10: Mr_Jones ( $1020 )
Trny:16222373 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Jh 2c ]
kevinsss folds.
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
Mr_Jones folds.
dhende3 folds.
irbeast folds.
>You have options at Table 14894 Table!.
billyg123 raises [150].
wcaines calls [100].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 9h, 4d ]
billyg123 is all-In [250]
irbeast: put u on a bluff
wcaines folds.
billyg123 does not show cards.
billyg123 wins 650 chips
Let me get this straight... YOU PUT ME ON A BLUFF YET YOU CALLED ME WITH THE 8TH WORST HAND POSSIBLE! Either this guy is really confident in his reads or he is A TOTAL MORON! I am personally going with the latter. If you cannot comprehend basic logic then DONT PLAY POKER!
For reference, here is what happened later in the tourney with the very same moron.
***** Hand History for Game 2804802654 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:5 Blinds(75/150) - Saturday, October 01, 01:19:41 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $645 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $1285 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $735 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $1220 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $2345 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $955 )
Trny:16222373 Level:5
Blinds(75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Ad Ac ]
jakeymack folds.
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
dhende3 is all-In [645]
irbeast calls [645].
wcaines folds.
kevinsss folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 8d, 9c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
dhende3 shows [ Ad, Ac ] two pairs, aces and threes.
irbeast shows [ Kh, Qh ] a pair of threes.
dhende3 wins 1515 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and threes.
***** Hand History for Game 2804805614 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16222373 Level:5 Blinds(75/150) - Saturday, October 01, 01:20:14 EDT 2005
Table Table 14012 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: dhende3 ( $1515 )
Seat 2: irbeast ( $640 )
Seat 4: wcaines ( $660 )
Seat 5: kevinsss ( $1070 )
Seat 6: jakeymack ( $2345 )
Seat 8: Burn1D0wn ( $815 )
Seat 9: Jack_Diamon ( $955 )
Trny:16222373 Level:5
Blinds(75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to dhende3 [ Qs Qd ]
Burn1D0wn folds.
Jack_Diamon folds.
dhende3 is all-In [1515]
irbeast is all-In [640]
wcaines folds.
kevinsss is all-In [995]
irbeast: vn
jakeymack folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, 2h, 2d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5h ]
kevinsss shows [ Qc, Ah ] two pairs, kings and twos.
dhende3 shows [ Qs, Qd ] two pairs, kings and queens.
irbeast shows [ 6s, 6d ] two pairs, kings and sixes.
dhende3 wins 445 chips from side pot #2 with two pairs, kings and queens.
dhende3 wins 860 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and queens.
dhende3 wins 2070 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and queens.
irbeast finished in seventh place.
kevinsss finished in sixth place.
irbeast has left the table.
kevinsss has left the table.
The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.
Summary... I rule.