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Well? And not just some random hint, more of a getting-into-character thing.
istewart
09-30-2005, 10:15 PM
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STLantny
09-30-2005, 10:15 PM
I went to a gay bar one time after a wedding, we were walking from the receptino and hitting a bunch of bars in the soulard area here in stl. It was a drag/gay bar, it was me and 2 girls. I lisped a little, and, pretended that I was a hair dresser or something, I was to drunk to remember. The girls vouched for me though, and I got free drinks, so I did something right.....
partygirluk
09-30-2005, 10:16 PM
Shag a man?
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Try watching "Will and Grace," and the Bravo cable channel. HGTV might also offer some insight.
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Blarg
09-30-2005, 10:18 PM
Adjust, twirl, pat, and pick at your hair like a woman does, as if you were doing it unconsciously. Even vain dudes never do that; it's totally a girl mindset kind of thing. It will instantly strike the eye if a man does it, without being over the top.
billymonk
09-30-2005, 10:19 PM
Pop your collar.
David04
09-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Suck a dick.
Sponger15SB
09-30-2005, 10:20 PM
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I went to a gay bar one time after a wedding
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I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
2+2 wannabe
09-30-2005, 10:20 PM
walk like you just took it up the ass
but seriously, I'm sure just acting normal will do the job for ya
fingokra
09-30-2005, 10:22 PM
Be yourself
or in the words of Buck Owens "Act Naturally"
masse75
09-30-2005, 10:22 PM
fart to where you only hear the sound of rushing wind.
MyTurn2Raise
09-30-2005, 10:24 PM
before you do anything, think "What would Brian boitano do?"
sexdrugsmoney
09-30-2005, 10:42 PM
Always follow the latest fashion trends, don't fall 1 step behind.
Always try and hang out with girls and make them laugh, showing them you are their best friend with no danger of a dick jumping at them.
Always wear a pink shirt with the collar popped. (if pink is unavailable, lemon yellow or lime green)
Stuey
09-30-2005, 11:06 PM
It is easy to make girls think you are gay. Just be nice to gay guys infront of them and ignore the girls for even 1 hr and you are gay.
It is near impossible to make guys that know you think you are gay. Even if they are gay themselves. They can tell right away if you are interested in them or not. Even if you try to fake it. Warning if they are drunk gay men don't notice anything and just like straight men they hit it if it moves.
Most guys that don't know you will always assume you are gay when they first meet you. Somehow this makes it less likely that they are gay in their minds.
But what do I know I'm a lesbian in a guy's body in need of a bigger strap-on. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Soul Daddy
09-30-2005, 11:46 PM
Grow a mustache.
StevieG
10-01-2005, 12:43 AM
be clean, thin, neat, and single
Ice Man
10-01-2005, 12:52 AM
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Suck a dick.
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Or two.
Action Scott
10-01-2005, 01:00 AM
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Try This
Blarg
10-01-2005, 01:04 AM
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Most guys that don't know you will always assume you are gay when they first meet you.
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This one was cracking me up when I first read it. And then when I read it over and over again.
theben
10-01-2005, 01:05 AM
do a dude
lucas9000
10-01-2005, 01:18 AM
spray, delay, then walk away. <font color="white"> this is directly from queer eye. </font>
Eat lots of Krispy Kremes and then don't wipe your mouth.
SackUp
10-01-2005, 01:28 AM
Join the marching band like peterchi
(see marching band post below)
MyTurn2Raise
10-01-2005, 01:28 AM
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Suck a dick.
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Or two.
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that's what Brian Boitano would do
SackUp
10-01-2005, 01:29 AM
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Suck a dick.
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Or two.
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that's what Brian Boitano would do
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...if he were here right now.
OH man i'm inspired
SP time!!!!!
Dominic
10-01-2005, 01:59 AM
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Well? And not just some random hint, more of a getting-into-character thing.
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suck a mean dik. that would get you you into character.
YourFoxyGrandma
10-01-2005, 02:12 AM
Put your erect penis into the anus of another man.
theben
10-01-2005, 02:30 AM
ill SIIHP (H=his)
Los Feliz Slim
10-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Wear this:
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Traipse around naked with a banana shoved up your ass and a peacock feather hanging out of your urethra.
TheCroShow
10-01-2005, 04:08 PM
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Always wear a pink shirt with the collar popped. (if pink is unavailable, lemon yellow or lime green)
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DaveKForty7
10-01-2005, 04:14 PM
Tell people your looking for a girl who is 'tight like a man's anus'.
PoBoy321
10-01-2005, 04:18 PM
Just as an aside, Yanks are up by 4 in the top of the 9th, in case you were curious.
PoBoy321
10-01-2005, 04:19 PM
Don't go over the top. Don't keep stuff in your pockets. Stand up straight and walk on the balls of your feet. Keep your hands above your waist whenever you walk around. Learn about gardening.
Have someone SIIYP.Then you won't have to fake the walk.
Ass Master
10-01-2005, 08:10 PM
Pretend like you're really into it the next time your boyfriend is fcuking you in the butt.
why dont you "pretend" to suk a dik?
PokerBob
10-01-2005, 08:41 PM
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Well? And not just some random hint, more of a getting-into-character thing.
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ghostface
10-01-2005, 08:44 PM
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Pop your collar.
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AngryCola
10-01-2005, 10:20 PM
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DarkForceRising
10-02-2005, 12:50 AM
Drinking Frappacino. I think I spelled that wrong and I [censored]' glad if I did.
Chaostracize
10-02-2005, 12:51 AM
It's amazing... you should be funny, but i just hate you so mich.
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