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judgesmails
09-29-2005, 07:59 PM
I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.
diebitter
09-29-2005, 08:01 PM
You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored.
I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar.
It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."
oddjob
09-29-2005, 08:32 PM
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.
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you did just finish eating at panda express, so it wasn't wrong.
SpearsBritney
09-29-2005, 08:34 PM
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You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored.
I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
felson
09-29-2005, 08:38 PM
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"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
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Well, you did think this was worth posting. So, another fortune has been fulfilled. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Patrick del Poker Grande
09-29-2005, 10:52 PM
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
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I would've told you the same thing.
STLantny
09-29-2005, 10:53 PM
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time, in Bed "
I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.
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haha SUCKS FOR YOU
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"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
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I think it's saying you had poor judgement in choosing Panda Express.
Brainwalter
09-29-2005, 11:19 PM
8 replies and 3 of them are the same.
siccjay
09-29-2005, 11:21 PM
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
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Even the fortune cookie knows that you are still into the airport chick.
bwana devil
09-30-2005, 01:04 AM
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time."
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here's my pet peeve w/ this fortune cookie and others like them these days: that's not a freakin fortune!!
you ever notice that? every time the "fortune" will just be some lame statement about your personality. i didnt want to read a horoscope. i wanted to foresee my future damnit!!
bwana
-Skeme-
09-30-2005, 02:00 AM
Panda Express has the WORST fortunate cookies ever. They aren't even fortune cookies, they just make a poor attempt to tell you something about yourself. They should call them prediction cookies.. yes.
tonypaladino
09-30-2005, 02:41 AM
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It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."
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Nice First Day. Welcome
SossMan
09-30-2005, 03:02 AM
....in bed!
hahahahahahahahahlololol!!!!!!!one!!!1111
ChipWrecked
09-30-2005, 03:54 AM
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It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."
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Nice First Day. Welcome
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No. This is probably Alobar.
whiskeytown
09-30-2005, 04:01 AM
there's a fairly well known chinese place in Dinkytown (Minneapolis college area) - called the Village Wok - I used to take girls there when I wanted them to have some good chinese food.
I take a girl there - we get our cookies - and I'm wondering where it will lead maybe with me and her....
and my cookie had NO FORTUNE - completely empty - in short, I had no future...
very, very appropriate - and more correct then anything a slip of paper would have said....
was funny though - she laughed - I'm sure that laughter was a comfort to her weeks later when she prepared her "I just want to be friends with you " speech.
RB
chuddo
09-30-2005, 04:09 AM
it beats "you are a limp-dicked pansy". or just a thumbs down.
ChipWrecked
09-30-2005, 04:14 AM
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I take a girl there - we get our cookies -
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This is funny.
smurfitup
09-30-2005, 04:28 AM
shouldn't it be spelled "judgment"?
whiskeytown
09-30-2005, 04:33 AM
not that cookie, I'm afraid...
RB
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