SIIHP: the real reason why i posted this.

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So heres my situation:
i've been dating my girlfriend for over a year. I as most guy want to try SIIHP, but she, despite 1 of her friends and 1 of our mutual friends(1 male 1 female) telling her that she should try it, says she doesnt want to mess anything up. Thats her only reason.
HELP ME OOT!!!

[shant]

Give me her email and I'll write her a letter convincing her to let you.

[NLSoldier]

start doing her from behind and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole.

[WackityWhiz]

she's never going to do it /images/graemlins/mad.gif Or she'll let you try and tell you it hurts too much. That's what my girlfiend did.

[MINETZ]

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start doing her from behind and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole.

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we do this a lot, but dont think accident will slide.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

I'm telling her that you posted this...

<font color="white"> jk </font>

[FouTight]

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she's never going to do it /images/graemlins/mad.gif Or she'll let you try and tell you it hurts too much. That's what my girlfiend did.

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get her DRUNKER you fool.

[MINETZ]

forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

[ChipWrecked]

Appeal to her rational side.

Explain that she is familiar with your penis, and she knows it is far too small to mess anything up.

[MINETZ]

obviously not true...

[ChipWrecked]

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[SL__72]

Find her an article to read about it somewhere that talks about how awesome/safe it is.

[SoloAJ]

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Appeal to her rational side.

Explain that she is familiar with your penis, and she knows it is far too small to mess anything up.

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vnh

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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So heres my situation:
i've been dating my girlfriend for over a year. I as most guy want to try SIIHP, but she, despite 1 of her friends and 1 of our mutual friends(1 male 1 female) telling her that she should try it, says she doesnt want to mess anything up. Thats her only reason.
HELP ME OOT!!!

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We already knew the real reason you made that other post. You didn't have to make a second thread.

[jakethebake]

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forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

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Long-term effects? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[krimson]

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start doing her from behind and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole.

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I tried that, it doesn't work.

[jakethebake]

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start doing her from behind and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole.

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I tried that, it doesn't work.

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You just werent fast enough.

[MINETZ]

like if something were to go wrong and mess up her pooper.

[jakethebake]

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like if something were to go wrong and mess up her pooper.

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Long-term?

[Your_Girlfirend]

Never gonna happen honey, give it up!

[BoogerFace]

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like if something were to go wrong and mess up her pooper.

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Tell her that's what Charmin is for.

[MINETZ]

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like if something were to go wrong and mess up her pooper.

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Long-term?

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idk man, thats why i made this post, to get evidence and make a case for me getting SIIHP!

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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start doing her from behind and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole.

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Bad Advice Guy?

[Shajen]

5 stars for the misspelling of girlfriend.

I can see the author of this gimmick account going "AWESOME, let me type something up real fast, I bet the kids in OOT will love my gimmick!"

Nice Elisha pic though.

EDIT: I take it back, you suck.

[MINETZ]

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Never gonna happen honey, give it up!

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don''t like your new icon, i recommend changing it back.

start her out with fingers/butt plug and work your way up. use lots of lube. you'll get her to start equating anal entry with pleasure and she'll become reassured about the safety of the act.

[theben]

LOLOL haha, i think this is the great idea known to man

[theben]

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slap!

[tripdad]

you tart her anal experience off with the shocker (go slowly, though...and tease it first) while you are munching on her box. once she falls in love with that, SIIHP is a cakewalk.

[theben]

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Appeal to her rational side.

Explain that she is familiar with your penis, and she knows it is far too small to mess anything up.

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you should have expected these type comments to follow /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[MINETZ]

yea obviously, especially when i read the thread a coupla days ago about the guy that "accidently" had anal sex.

[BoogerFace]

Buy her a strap on and let her do you first. Then you can talker her into it and tell her how easy it was.

Thread over.

[MINETZ]

yuck, she actually jokingly suggested this.

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5 stars for the misspelling of girlfriend.

I can see the author of this gimmick account going "AWESOME, let me type something up real fast, I bet the kids in OOT will love my gimmick!"

Nice Elisha pic though.

EDIT: I take it back, you suck.

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That was gold, Jerry, gold!

[jakethebake]

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5 stars for the misspelling of girlfriend.

I can see the author of this gimmick account going "AWESOME, let me type something up real fast, I bet the kids in OOT will love my gimmick!"

Nice Elisha pic though.

EDIT: I take it back, you suck.

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That was gold, Jerry, gold!

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This account already existed, moran.

[Stuey]

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forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

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Yours is freaking huge isn't it? They always let me do it without a second thought.

"Sure thing Stuey lets try that anything for some friction here." /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Pyromaniac]

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1 of our mutual friends(1 male 1 female) telling her that she should try it

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Invite her over for a private coaching/demonstration session?

[dtbog]

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forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

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what kind of "effects"?

girls don't turn gay if they get it in the ass.

[Cancer Merchant]

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like if something were to go wrong and mess up her pooper.

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Tell her that's what Depends are for.

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[B00T]

Blarg needs to post a real response because the previous responses have sucked.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/bisonsignal.jpg

[MINETZ]

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forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

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Yours is freaking huge isn't it? They always let me do it without a second thought.

"Sure thing Stuey lets try that anything for some friction here." /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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i am 6'8 with size 16 shoes...

[Stuey]

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forgot to post that she claims that she wants to try, but is just worried about the long term effects.

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Yours is freaking huge isn't it? They always let me do it without a second thought.

"Sure thing Stuey lets try that anything for some friction here." /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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i am 6'8 with size 16 shoes...

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Now we get to the root of the matter.
Hmm Maybe if you told her you would have paramedics standing by? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[masse75]

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Buy her a strap on and let her do you first. Then you can talker her into it and tell her how easy it was.

Thread over.

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Damn, beat me to it. You'll also have to tell her how 'awesome' it was. Let her do it twice to put her at ease.