have you ever

[oddjob]

taken a dump that stunk so bad, that you could smell the lingering effects on your self after you were out of the can?

um, yah, me either.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

See here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=3523131&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1).

[swede123]

Compared to your method even this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=3523090&page=2&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1#Post3523231) would be preferable.

Swede

[oddjob]

it was a combination of that post and me just having an experience like this, that inspired this post.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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it was a combination of that post and me just having an experience like this, that inspired this post.

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So that post didn't inspire you to a solution to the problem described in this post?

[oddjob]

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it was a combination of that post and me just having an experience like this, that inspired this post.

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So that post didn't inspire you to a solution to the problem described in this post?

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if you're saying i didn't wipe, then no. i mean i could smell the lingering odors, and had to actually check to make sure i wiped properly. i in fact did. it was just one of those rare craps whose odor molecules had attached themselves to my clothing, i'm sure.

[tek]

About 12 years ago I had lunch at Olive Garden--fetuccini alfredo. Seems the alfredo was not as fresh as it should have been.

Later that evening I go to pick up a chick I had met the other night. She opens the door and I say Hi, where's the bathroom. Made a mad dash and dropped the biggest bomb ever.

We proceeded with the date and kept dating for a few months.

But she told me that the bathroom was unusable for a few days after (but luckily she had two bathrooms) /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[lucas9000]

...taken a train and eaten it piece by piece *after* you just derailed it with your penis?