How do you insult this guy?

[kurosh]

A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. She has an above average sized nose and he said something mean about it. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

[jakethebake]

It has to be an insult on his manhood. Challenge him and show him up for a pussy.

[M2d]

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A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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just kick him in the nuts and be done with it.

[The Yugoslavian]

Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

[Dynasty]

The best comebacks are always situational. So, it's hard to respond.

[lem45216]

"you're gay"

taking insults all the way back to when you were 13

[tonypaladino]

Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!

[jakethebake]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

[ZZZ]

"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

[dtbog]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Provoke him to attempt to hit you... then you can hit him and not even get charged with assault!

[tonypaladino]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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[censored] his wife?

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FYP

[jakethebake]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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[censored] His Wife

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Better!

[touchfaith]

I really wouldn't have to do anything, she would kick his ass before I had a chance.

[Thebram]

A verbal insult generally wont be a good enough comeback here.
Even if you think of a good one, chances are it wont make your wife feel better. And if you come up with a lame one, you just look like a bigger tool.

Take the high road, and let everyone see him as an abusive jerk.

Then slash his tires.

[shant]

I think a "Who asked you you piece of [censored]?" would be good.

[istewart]

Return to his house at night and strangle his family.

The non-violent answer is to burn his house down.

This way no one gets hurt and you've made your point. Just make sure any pets in the house are let free.

[djoyce003]

I'd ask him what kind of dickless piece of [censored] feels the need to insult women he doesn't know?

[swede123]

You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

Swede

[Boris]

challenge him to a heads up no-limit poker match.

[kurosh]

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

[kurosh]

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"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

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You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

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Generic answers are no good. What exactly would you say? It's tough.

[Ulysses]

First, kill your wife to prevent her from being used for further insult material. Next, kill the guy's kids. Kill his wife. Kill his parents, everyone in his family, his friends. Burn down his house, his work, his car, anything else he owns. That'll make him think twice about insulting people.

[MonkeeMan]

If in a bar take a glass in the john and fill it up and then pour it on his head. If that's not an option just spit in his face.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

a swift ball kick is in order here. then take his car.

[kurosh]

...Kaiser Soze?

[The Yugoslavian]

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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What did he say?

It would seem pretty obvious what he did stands on it's own as being ridiculously jerkish.

What is your relationship with this guy/couple? From work? Random guy at bar?

As Dynasty mentioned more details here would at least begin to illustrate exactly what kind of response would be best.

Generally I don't really ever feel the need to do something hurtful to someone else. If I do it's on accident b/c I'm just a huge idiot.

Yugoslav

[Vish]

Try to guilt him into paying for plastic surgery for your wife's big fat nose.

[touchfaith]

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"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

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You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

[/ QUOTE ]
Generic answers are no good. What exactly would you say? It's tough.

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It's not tough at all, you don't 'say' anything to someone like that.

You either beat them to a pulp, or walk away. Period.

Since I doubt you want to spend the night in jail for assult, I am guessing that walking away and not caring about words from some random stranger is the best course of action.

Or is that non-action?

[Amid Cent]

"I think we'd better be leaving now. I'm afraid if I hang around you any longer, I'm going to catch a$$hole disease"

[ZZZ]

"Nice personality. What junior high school do you attend?"

[kurosh]

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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What did he say?

It would seem pretty obvious what he did stands on it's own as being ridiculously jerkish.

What is your relationship with this guy/couple? From work? Random guy at bar?

As Dynasty mentioned more details here would at least begin to illustrate exactly what kind of response would be best.

Generally I don't really ever feel the need to do something hurtful to someone else. If I do it's on accident b/c I'm just a huge idiot.

Yugoslav

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He said something insulting, at a cocktail party, and he's an acquaintance.

This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

[M2d]

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Try to guilt him into paying for plastic surgery for your wife's big fat nose.

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get him to throw in a boob job, too.

[SpearsBritney]

walk up close and say:

"why would you do that?..."

"what's so funny about that?..."

"that was incredibly rude.....no no no, don't run away."

<grabs shirt>

"Here we are minding our own business and you say something incredibly nasty."

<awkward pause>

you're a jerk.

YOU'RE A JERK!

Does insulting women make you feel better about your limp dick?
or just kick him in the junk and laugh as he keels over

[MonkeeMan]

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

[kurosh]

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

[/ QUOTE ]Nope.

[fingokra]

What difference does it make? You're their all time best seller.

[twang]

I think you should hire someone to hack into this guys computer to collect some really personal information. Then it's just a matter of timing when to break the news about his zoophile affections.

[Noo Yawk]

The problem with guys like this is that you can't just make a verbal comeback. I'm not a violent guy, but at the same time I'm not one to let someone take shots at friends, family or sweethearts. This is a situation where a crack in the mouth is in order, and nobody around you will think otherwise. I doubt the guy will be abusing people publicly after a good old fashioned beating.

If you don't believe me, go make a bikers wife cry after publicly insulting her. See how long it takes you to learn some manners.

[LeatherFace]

Just grab your wife and give her a big manly kiss on her lips, he will shut the [censored] up and your wife will make sweet mad love with you that night.

[goofball]

say:

"oh yeah?? Well I had sex with your wife!"

[Crimson]

Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00137/17/89/137709871_l.jpg

[STLantny]

Did the wife hear it? If not, so she is clueless, go up to the guy, act like you are an old high school friend, and ask if this "new chick" ie his wife is his "new girlfriend" because this isnt the chick you saw him with last week...etc....otherwise, get something to break his fingers with, take yuor wife to teh car, calmly go back in, and break all his fingers, than walk out.

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say:

"oh yeah?? Well I had sex with your wife!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't his wife in a coma?

[imported_anacardo]

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It has to be an insult on his manhood. Challenge him and show him up for a pussy.

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Fine play.

"Oh, takes a big [censored]' man to talk [censored] to a woman in front of your friends. Now. You can apologize, we can step outside, or you can hit the door running. What's it gonna be, tough guy?"

[RRRRICK]

How good an actor are you?

If you can instill some fear into him and make him backdown he'll come off looking like a weak fool.

Insulting your wife's nose, I'd probably threaten to bite his nose off then get in his face and make some snapping motion with your teeth.

The more psychotic you can come off the faster he will look for the door

[MonkeeMan]

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Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00137/17/89/137709871_l.jpg

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Aha, the nose part makes sense now.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Say "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Then, break his bones with some sticks and some stones.

In reality, you've just got to ignore this [censored]. Say "You know what? I'm not going to dignify that nonsense with a response, jackass."

Then convince your wife not to care what other people say about her. Then convince the Israelis and Palestinians to live in peace.

[tdarko]

it's simple. tell him that your wife knows what the coffee smells like in brazil, that birds always have a place to perch, that she has never been late for an important meeting...and she did this without paying for it rich guy /images/graemlins/smirk.gif.

[STLantny]

Anyone who doenst, physically/verbally confront this guy, in very strong to over teh top terms, will have his girlfirend think in the back of her mind "my boyfirend is a puss".

[kurosh]

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Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00137/17/89/137709871_l.jpg

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Aha, the nose part makes sense now.

[/ QUOTE ]Thank you for demonstrating the jackass part of the person described, without the wealth, hot gf, attractiveness or any worth as a human being.

[theghost]

"HEY! STFU C_CKSUCKER... WHAT IS YOUR F_CKING PROBLEM?"

Depending on the response I would freestyle from there.

[Crimson]

Awww i just like the picture of you, i think its cute.

[twang]

This thread got me thinking of the classic "How much of a man are you?". Where's bison when we need him?

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00137/17/89/137709871_l.jpg

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Aha, the nose part makes sense now.

[/ QUOTE ]Thank you for demonstrating the jackass part of the person described, without the wealth, hot gf, attractiveness or any worth as a human being.

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he also doesnt have 2 cool hats.

[Crimson]

Yeah Kurosh you're lucky, not too many people can pull off the 2 hat thing.

"Hey buddy get off my wife, I just got off yours and she likes anal."

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Anyone who doenst, physically/verbally confront this guy, in very strong to over teh top terms, will have his girlfirend think in the back of her mind "my boyfirend is a puss".

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This depends on the woman and your relationship. My wife would be ashamed of me if I kicked a jackass in the nuts because he insulted her. I think you're verifying the accuracy of the insult by responding. "You're right, her nose is enormous, how dare you point it out!"

[imported_anacardo]

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it's simple. tell him that your wife knows what the coffee smells like in brazil, that birds always have a place to perch, that she has never been late for an important meeting...and she did this without paying for it rich guy /images/graemlins/smirk.gif.

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I don't even understand. Is this a quote?

[Philuva]

As long as douchebag or dickwad were in your response, you did ok.

[tdarko]

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This depends on the woman and your relationship. My wife would be ashamed of me if I kicked a jackass in the nuts because he insulted her. I think you're verifying the accuracy of the insult by responding. "You're right, her nose is enormous, how dare you point it out!"

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this is why you go with the fight fire with fire approach like good ol' C.D. Bales did (Roxanne):

C.D. Bales: [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...

Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!

C.D. Bales: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?

Dean: Fourteen, Chief!

C.D. Bales: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]

C.D. Bales: All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

[cdxx]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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[censored] his wife and tell him she thinks your dick's bigger

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FYP

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FYFYP

[tdarko]

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I don't even understand. Is this a quote?

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yeah i felt my roxanne quote might be a little obscure so i posted the whole thing, look just above.

[Jeff W]

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How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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If fighting isn't an option(and it always is), here's what I'd do:

Walk up to him and put your arm around his shoulders/on his shoulder and smile. You can also grab the front of his shirt and twist it in your hand. Think "charming sociopath." Tell him to take his cum slurping whore of a wife and go home before you rip out his balls and feed them to him. I'd then yell at the top of my lungs that the host of the party/owner of the house should get this puke out of there before I end his life.

If he tries to back away from you, follow him and say "what's the matter faggot. Next time you insult my wife you better have the balls to face me like a man." Later when he leaves I'd follow him to his car and "wish him off". Basically, I want to exert as much intimidation as possible without obvious violence.

In the heat of the moment I'd probably punch him, choke him or slam him into a wall... of course I really doubt anyone would be stupid enough to insult my wife in front of me.

[rwperu34]

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

[/ QUOTE ]

Take your wife home and give her the bone of the century. That'll take care of everything.

[gorie]

ask him if he wants to make out again.

or refer to insult arm wrestling in monkey island 4 for insults.

[diebitter]

Tap on the shoulder of the biggest and/or meanest-looking guy there, and when he turns, say to the rude guy 'tell him to his face, go on, ya chicken', and make loud buck-buck-buck noises whilst walking around like a chicken.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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ask him if he wants to make out again.

or refer to insult arm wrestling in monkey island 4 for insults.

[/ QUOTE ]

theres a monkey island 4?!?!?!

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
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ask him if he wants to make out again.

or refer to insult arm wrestling in monkey island 4 for insults.

[/ QUOTE ]

theres a monkey island 4?!?!?!

[/ QUOTE ]
omg, you haven't played monkey island 4 ?!?? !! ! !

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
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ask him if he wants to make out again.

or refer to insult arm wrestling in monkey island 4 for insults.

[/ QUOTE ]

theres a monkey island 4?!?!?!

[/ QUOTE ]
omg, you haven't played monkey island 4 ?!?? !! ! !

[/ QUOTE ]

NO! OMG I NEED TO GET IT!

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
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ask him if he wants to make out again.

or refer to insult arm wrestling in monkey island 4 for insults.

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theres a monkey island 4?!?!?!

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omg, you haven't played monkey island 4 ?!?? !! ! !

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NO! OMG I NEED TO GET IT!

[/ QUOTE ]
um, yeah! like, now.
/images/graemlins/heart.gif guybrush threepwood /images/graemlins/heart.gif

wait, don't i hate you for some reason ? i forget. but i think i do, ok bye.

[theben]

call him out for being a huge jerk, totally rude and out of line. tell him hes acting like a 5th grader making fun of your wife. if that doesnt get a responce, tell him to go fornicate himself with an iron stick and then keep pestering him with random insults and unintelligible dribble until he snaps and pushes you. then kick his ass.

also call his wife a gold digging whore.

i can't stand people who are unjustly rude. get him

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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[gorie]

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sux2bu.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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sux2bu.

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and how...

[gorie]

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sux2bu.

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and how...

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i just imagine it does.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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sux2bu.

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and how...

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i just imagine it does.

[/ QUOTE ]

and how meaning "yep, big time"


but i found teh torrentS!!$!1


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[fluff]

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[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Don't be a cheap ass, the damn things are worth every penny.




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[/ QUOTE ]
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[DCJ311]

[ QUOTE ]

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

[/ QUOTE ]

The answer is simple.

Calmly disengage from the conversation, and walk into the nearest bathroom. Then proceed to give him an Upper Decker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker). Bonus points for giving the husband a stink palm after doing your business.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
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How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

[/ QUOTE ]

The answer is simple.

Calmly disengage from the conversation, and walk into the nearest bathroom. Then proceed to give him an Upper Decker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker). Bonus points for giving the husband a stink palm after doing your business.

[/ QUOTE ]

THIS IS CLEARLY THE CORRECT PLAY!!!!!!1

[rory]

The reason why you are having trouble coming up with an answer is you are asking the wrong question. The correct question is, "How do I make my wife feel better?"

[nickey009]

I'd probably say something like:

"I'm sooo sorry we can't all have such perfect physical features like yourself. God, really smiled upon you when he was dealing out your looks. What are you even doing in these parts with us common folk? Shouldn't you be jet setting it to Paris or something?"

In the end it points out how worthless making fun of someone's physical features really is.

Put my arm around me girl and walk away.

[Inthacup]

"You know, you're right. My wife does have a big nose. It must be 3 inches. Do you always get jealous when you see something bigger than your dick?"

Then you spit in his face, punch him until he's unconcious, rape him right there in front of everyone, give him a cleveland steamer, take pics, and post them on 2+2

[Jeff W]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd probably say something like:

"I'm sooo sorry we can't all have such perfect physical features like yourself. God, really smiled upon you when he was dealing out your looks. What are you even doing in these parts with us common folk? Shouldn't you be jet setting it to Paris or something?"

In the end it points out how worthless making fun of someone's physical features really is.

Put my arm around me girl and walk away.

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you see this on an episode of reading rainbow?

Passive aggressive insults make you look weak.

[Slacker13]

Tell him the jerk store called...

No really, I would most likely say "your a fing prik" and see where it leads from there. If violence unsued then were scrapping.

[nickey009]

I missed that episode of reading rainbow. Why try and out A-hole the A-hole? Take the high road and be the bigger person. Kicking the crap out of someone doesn't make me a better person.

[Eurotrash]

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walk up close and say:

"why would you do that?..."

"what's so funny about that?..."

"that was incredibly rude.....no no no, don't run away."

<grabs shirt>

"Here we are minding our own business and you say something incredibly nasty."

<awkward pause>

you're a jerk.

YOU'RE A JERK!

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haha, this bit is brilliant, well done. I used it in a different thread and nobody appreciated it there either.

[rory]

murder his daughter in her bed and when he is crying at her funeral roll up and scream, "LOL LOOK AT THE PUSSY CRY WAAH!!!" that will show him.

[Drew16]

Call him a republican.

[Jeff W]

[ QUOTE ]
I missed that episode of reading rainbow. Why try and out A-hole the A-hole? Take the high road and be the bigger person. Kicking the crap out of someone doesn't make me a better person.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't mind me, I'm in a violent mood today. However, your wife should be honored and your duty is to protect her from the barbaric fucks who inhabit this world.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
murder his daughter in her bed and when he is crying at her funeral roll up and scream, "LOL LOOK AT THE PUSSY CRY WAAH!!!" that will show him.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is quite good.

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
It has to be an insult on his manhood. Challenge him and show him up for a pussy.

[/ QUOTE ]

he also knows martial arts and bare knuckle boxes on the weekends.

[KaneKungFu123]

and the correct answer:

dont give him the time of day, or dignify him with a response. life is too short.

[imported_anacardo]

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and the correct answer:

dont give him the time of day, or dignify him with a response. life is too short.

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Tell that to your humiliated wife.

Depending on the situation, this may or may not be the best move, if not causing any sort of scene or remaining at the event is the most important thing to her. However, my default play is to seek redress. Life's too short to let people [censored] on your wife.

[Jules22]

wow you check out girls noses? creepy. i didnt come to your house and insult your boyfriend, so why dont you shut your f'n mouth before i shut it for you?

[Justin A]

"When I was in the bathroom, your wife offered to blow me. True story."

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First, kill your wife to prevent her from being used for further insult material. Next, kill the guy's kids. Kill his wife. Kill his parents, everyone in his family, his friends. Burn down his house, his work, his car, anything else he owns. That'll make him think twice about insulting people.

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Gotta love this.

Of course, you could just walk up to him slowly and whisper this in his ear.

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I reserve the right to change his description.

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Turn him into a virgin, in his early 20s who spends his nights 3-tabling 2/4 and posting on 2+2. Then insult away. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[A_C_Slater]

I would pay the bar psychopath/tough guy $100 to knock him out for me. Then I would pee on him.

Turn to his wife, look her up and down, snicker, and say, "You almost had me fooled. I thought he was a real woman for a second. Who's your plastic surgeon?"

[Ogre]

SIIHP his wife
burn his house down
key his car
break his nose
tell him hes gay

one or all of these will work

[DavidC]

I can imagine how this would feel. I want you to understand a few things:

1) Don't let this affect your ego.

2) Your concern here isn't to belittle the other guy, but to protect your wife and her feelings.

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With this in mind, basically the only thing that you should bother insulting him about is his manners. I mean, there's very few reasonable excuses for making that sort of insult.

Walking away is a good option.

Generic insults sound really hollow and they don't really hurt anyone... Just a quiet comment on his manners before leaving should suffice.

And if you say, "Yeah, well you're black and your car sucks!" That's just lame as hall.

If this is based on a real situation, my condolences. Spend some quality time with your wife and try to forget about this bastard.

[sexdrugsmoney]

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hit him

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[DavidC]

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Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00137/17/89/137709871_l.jpg

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Yeah, there's just far too much dignity in that man to respond to this guy's insults! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Dave Mac]

make him look like a jerkoff for insulting a woman... something that makes him look like the piece of [censored] he is...i dunno like "that's how you get off...making fun of someone's wife, don't you have the balls to say anything to me jerkoff"
that is the route i would go... well actully i would just beat the [censored] out of him, but that is what i would say if i was going to say something. stress how low and gay it is to insult a woman like that.
dave

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"When I was in the bathroom, your wife offered to blow me. True story."

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Ari Gold. Anyway, plant some kiddie porn in his closet and call the cops with an anonymous tip. Having a hot wife, a huge house, and plenty of money won't erase the shame of him being a child pornographer.

[Dave Mac]

stab him in the parking lot.

[Johnnyj580]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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VNH

[gamblore99]

Divorce your wife, and get a new one with a normal nose.

[rodney]

pull your winkey out and ask his wife if she remembers it being in her mouth!

[Stuey]

I look at my wife and reach out to hold her hand. I tell her that I think we should leave, as these people are not worth our time. If she wants to stay I stay and pretend nothing happened.

I wait for a chance to talk to this guy alone where no one will hear us. I explain he has crossed a line and that he cannot go back. I tell him to never talk to my wife or me again and if I hear he has said anything good or bad to her ever again all hell will break loose. If he offers to apologize to her I tell him no way and explain he has lost all rights to talk to her ever again.

If at any point he wants to turn it physical I only do it if I know my wife would never find out. Because winning or loosing a fight with this guy is not going to impress her. I just stick by her and if she was to say fight him I of course do it.

I'm not married and I didn't read the other replies but this is what I would do.

[The Goober]

It seems like the main goal is to make your wife come out of this feeling as good as possible. If she ends up really upset, it will haunt you for a long time. Unless she's already extremely comfortable with herself (like makes jokes about her nose) she's likely to end up feeling really self-conscious. And of course either way she'll be upset if you don't stand up for her.

Which means you have to walk a fine line so that your reaction doesn't become an implicit agreement with the nose comment. An over-reaction like immediately punching him in the head makes it seem like he hit a sore spot, and likewise with quickly taking your wife away from the guy and ignoring him.

Maybe something like "What the [censored] is your problem? Why would you say [censored] like that?" works best. Imply that you don't know what he talking about but that he's being rude. Get in his face and demand an explanation for his behavior and he's going to have to either back down and apologize, or else escalate things at which point it will look like he started the fight when you kick his ass (with this outcome being much less likely for a dude who needs the power trip of belittling a woman he barely knows).

Goober, not trying to start something, but...

...your avatar is a peanut and not a maxi-pad, right?

[Blarg]

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Tap on the shoulder of the biggest and/or meanest-looking guy there, and when he turns, say to the rude guy 'tell him to his face, go on, ya chicken', and make loud buck-buck-buck noises whilst walking around like a chicken.

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Heh, very cute. This would be a thing of beauty if it actually worked.

[Blarg]

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How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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The answer is simple.

Calmly disengage from the conversation, and walk into the nearest bathroom. Then proceed to give him an Upper Decker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker). Bonus points for giving the husband a stink palm after doing your business.

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This makes me sad for the human race.

[jakethebake]

I've been thinking about this question. I think you have to do or say something. You can't let someone talk to your wife that way. If it were said to me, I'd walk away, but men look after their women. It's as simple as that. I doubt I'd just go hit the guy outright, but there would be a definite confrontation that I would not be backing down from.

[diebitter]

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I've been thinking about this question. I think you have to do or say something. You can't let someone talk to your wife that way. If it were said to me, I'd walk away, but men look after their women. It's as simple as that. I doubt I'd just go hit the guy outright, but there would be a definite confrontation that I would not be backing down from.

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Yeah, I wouldn't hit him first. I like to warm up my fists a little by clenching/unclenching my fingers, it makes it much less likely to break to break your hand when you smack him in the middle of the nose.

Ask him loudly to go outside to settle it. If he doesn't, he will forever be the big pussy to all onlookers. If he does, you get to hurt him. Win-win.

Just try not to really hurt him till he's hit you at least once - and let him take the shot, it plays out better if you need witnesses.

If you're walking out, if no one can see, pinch his arse really, really hard to get him mad.

[gorie]

if i was the wife, i wouldn't want my husband to start a fight or do anything stupid to avenge my ugly face. it would probably make me angry if he did.

i like the whole "you're a complete ass to say something like that." and walk away thing. and would expect my husband to be extra nice to me for the rest of the day reassuring me he thinks i'm beautiful. and talk about how much of a jerk that guy was and wonder why he has any friends.

then i'd want flowers the next day just to make me smile. and by then i probably wouldn't even care it was said because my husband rules!

[diebitter]

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if i was the wife, i wouldn't want my husband to start a fight or do anything stupid to avenge my ugly face.

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I bet, deep down, you'd love it.

[jakethebake]

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if i was the wife, i wouldn't want my husband to start a fight or do anything stupid to avenge my ugly face.

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I bet, deep down, you'd love it.

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They'd be very uncomfortable with it at the time. I don't know if they'd love it or not. But if you didn't do anything they'd remember.

[gorie]

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if i was the wife, i wouldn't want my husband to start a fight or do anything stupid to avenge my ugly face.

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I bet, deep down, you'd love it.

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i bet i wouldn't.
i think calling the guy out on being a jerk , insulting him or something and walking away is the best way to deal with that situation. i am not a violent person.
of course saying something in defense is better than saying nothing, but it's not worth a fight.

[diebitter]

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[Blarg]

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If at any point he wants to turn it physical I only do it if I know my wife would never find out. Because winning or loosing a fight with this guy is not going to impress her.

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I think you're wrong here.

Whether or not it impresses her, it may very likely make her feel good at least on a subconscious level that her guy is instinctually loyal and willing to quickly come to her defense even if he makes a fool of himself doing it or gets a little busted up over it. Even if handling the matter with physical violence or rude remarks or imbecile shouting makes her consciously feel the very opposite of impressed, it may still lodge a good feeling about you in her heart. More important, it will pry out of her heart the bad feeling that will inevitably come about if you don't do something to get back at the guy, whether it's violent or not. That feeling may not be logical or wise, but it will wind up there anyway. You don't want that bad feeling rotting away inside there.

On the other hand, if you have a violence or general boorishness problem, or you're in a crowd your wife wants very much to fit into and your outburst may destroy that chance, you may just make things worse.

It really depends on the state of your relationship and the circumstances at the time.

You may lose a whole set of friends, and all the social opportunities that comes with their association, if you act out like a mindless thug and/or ruin the party. That could turn into your last invite.

So handling it verbally, while it could still go wrong and get you ostracized, should be strongly considered.

There's nothing more devastating than female hate and gossip, so hitting verbally on the fact that it's a man abusing a woman could trigger a devastating response from others. "What kind of man gets off by insulting women?" said loudly and with an unflenching stare, could turn heads and make people fixate on him with disgust right away, with every woman in the place beginning to nourish a secret grudge against him. Which of course means every man taking the easy out of at least pretending to be miffed too, to stay on their wife/girl's good side, and to pretend to be a great, chivalrous guy himself.

That would trump him by topping his insult to one person with your condemnation of him to everybody. And his only way to try to counter your statement would be either a straight-up, sorta manly public apology which would still leave him wounded or a weaselly, hard to believe and stomach cheesy explanation or story of some sort, which would get him in even deeper.

On the other hand, if he responded by compounding insulting women at random with physically challenging you or continuing to stream insults, he looks even worse, and you're in the driver's seat from then on. He can't really win, even if he kicks your ass.

[gorie]

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if i was the wife, i wouldn't want my husband to start a fight or do anything stupid to avenge my ugly face.

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I bet, deep down, you'd love it.

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i bet i wouldn't.

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You might

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i really don't like fights and i wouldn't want my husband to get into one. plus my husband is likely to be a wimp and get his butt kicked. now what ?
also things like keying his car and other things to seek revenge are just lame. even reading some of these responses makes me think the guys who'd react in those ways are just as retarded as the idiot who made the comment.

[diebitter]

How big is your nose?

[ChipWrecked]

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I bet, deep down, you'd love it.

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i bet i wouldn't.

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You might

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i really don't like fights and i wouldn't want my husband to get into one. plus my husband is likely to be a wimp and get his butt kicked. now what ?

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"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."

[jakethebake]

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Because winning or loosing a fight with this guy is not going to impress her. I just stick by her and if she was to say fight him I of course do it.

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Impressing her is not the point.

[jakethebake]

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Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."

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Reference?

[ChipWrecked]

Same thing I tried to tell Kurosh in the skinny dipping thread.

Sex and mating stuff is pure animal, even in us enlightened humans.

I understand gorie's position, and I would try to do all the things she wrote, after I busted the jerk in the face. You got to defend your woman, yo.

And even if I go to jail, I don't think a jury is going to convict. I punched his lights out because he insulted my wife in public. Case dismissed.

[diebitter]

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Because winning or loosing a fight with this guy is not going to impress her. I just stick by her and if she was to say fight him I of course do it.

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Hmmm, women that urge you to fight over them are to be avoided - big time bad news. Ones that support you when you do are to be treasured, as I've found they are complete, well-rounded people and well worth your time and loyalty.

Ones that beg/shout at you not to fight are usually worthless/insecure/too self-obsessed about how they appear to others.

If you wait for their cue before acting (other than seeing how upset they are or how they have taken it), you are a major pussy.

That's it, I'm spent.

[ChipWrecked]

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Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."

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Reference?

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http://www.sineport.com/poster/eski/replacements.jpg

[1800GAMBLER]

Your wife offered to blow me when we were in [sometime he wasn't with her] together. True story.

[Shajen]

Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

[jakethebake]

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Your wife offered to blow me when we were in [sometime he wasn't with her] together. True story.

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In all seriousness, the suggestion of making comments about his wife is just weak. I would never do that to her. Don't let his poor behavior dictate yours. The issue is with him.

[speirs]

Basically, I would kick his ass. I think I would laugh hysterically doing it, just to add something extra to it. But this comes in second:

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If fighting isn't an option(and it always is), here's what I'd do:

Walk up to him and put your arm around his shoulders/on his shoulder and smile. You can also grab the front of his shirt and twist it in your hand. Think "charming sociopath." Tell him to take his cum slurping whore of a wife and go home before you rip out his balls and feed them to him. I'd then yell at the top of my lungs that the host of the party/owner of the house should get this puke out of there before I end his life.

If he tries to back away from you, follow him and say "what's the matter faggot. Next time you insult my wife you better have the balls to face me like a man." Later when he leaves I'd follow him to his car and "wish him off". Basically, I want to exert as much intimidation as possible without obvious violence.

In the heat of the moment I'd probably punch him, choke him or slam him into a wall... of course I really doubt anyone would be stupid enough to insult my wife in front of me.

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[gorie]

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

[The Goober]

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...your avatar is a peanut and not a maxi-pad, right?

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good lord, I never noticed the resemblence (yes, its a peanut). Its the re-scaling that does it. I think its time to look for new avatar anyway...

[1800GAMBLER]

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Your wife offered to blow me when we were in [sometime he wasn't with her] together. True story.

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In all seriousness, the suggestion of making comments about his wife is just weak. I would never do that to her. Don't let his poor behavior dictate yours. The issue is with him.

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[censored] 'em. She's with him knowning what he is like, plus it's not a huge dig at her more something to really burn in his curiousity.

[Sponger15SB]

I like how all the tough guys in this thread would say they'd kick his ass. Yeah I'm real sure you're all champion UFC fighters.

Clearly you do nothing and don't let jerks bother you or your vain wife. Obviously if she has a bird nose you don't mind cause you're married to her.

[balazs]

Shrug and say: "A dog's job is to bark".

[The Truth]

I like just saying "Wow, that wasn't very nice." And if you must expound something like "Didn't your mommy teach you to play nice?"

However, we really need a better context. Cause if he said something like, "woah careful big nose" it is different than "get out of my way you big nosed slut"

do you see why? Or you could SIIHP
or tell him HSSCKH

-blake

[kurosh]

This is entirely made up, so assume the meaner insult. You could replace it with ugly or fat or whatever you want.

[ripdog]

I think you borrow a line from Twain:

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
- Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. She has an above average sized nose and he said something mean about it. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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Your wife offered to blow me when we were in [sometime he wasn't with her] together. True story.

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In all seriousness, the suggestion of making comments about his wife is just weak. I would never do that to her. Don't let his poor behavior dictate yours. The issue is with him.

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If his wife was there, didn't yell at him for saying it, then she's fair game in my opinion.

[Stuey]

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I think you borrow a line from Twain:

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
- Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc

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Best so far imo.

[Ralf]

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I missed that episode of reading rainbow. Why try and out A-hole the A-hole? Take the high road and be the bigger person. Kicking the crap out of someone doesn't make me a better person.

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Nothing can make you a better person, so just kick his ass.

[gunt]

go up to his gf and tell her she has lovely taste in men...then stick your tongue down her throat

[Duke]

Ask him if he has Tourette's, and offer to recommend a psychiatrist. Let him know that you really empathize with people with all sorts of mental deficiencies. Then ask him if he feels the need to say "YOU'RE A RETARD" every time he walks past a kid with Down's syndrome.

Another path to take would be to let him know that said large nose is quite sensitive, and that your wife recommended him doing a better job wiping his ass next time. I'll call this the "Slider" response.

~D

[Duke]

Better response:

She knows.

~D

[TheBlueMonster]

as if his wife can really be satisfied with his 3 inch penis. Then slap his wife in the face with your own monster shlong....

tell him he smell like goeparks

[mostsmooth]

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

[gorie]

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

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i should mention i meant J as in jesus, not big J diebitter.. however i would completely understand any confusion.
although looking back, i think the real question is WWjD?

[STLantny]

If your wife/gf heard it and all, you need to do something, confront him forcefully, etc. If she didnt hear it, just grease a kitchen guy to teabag his dessert.

[Sightless]

Ask him to step outside, if he doesn't... tell everyone he is a big coward...

I just thought of a few more:

1. Dude, that's the owner of the [bar, restaurant, store]'s wife...

2. Yeah, that's her [censored] detector. Judging by the look on her face, she just found one.

3. A big nose is better than a broken one. {punch}

4. Good one. Now pull down your pants so we can see something small.

5. Right. At least she won't have to blame anything on the "shrinkage factor".

6. If you apologize now, I might give you a courtesy reach-around later.

7. Did someone get woken up prematurely from his nap?

8. Erectile disfunction does bring out the worst in people.

9. I heard Viagra had some nasty side-effects, but this is ridiculous.

10. This is ballsy coming from a guy who's probably wearing women's underwear.

Okay, these suck, but I'm tired and bored.

[Cunning Linguist]

"I've got two things to say to you buddy. First, my wife is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I feel sorry that you have such terrible taste in women.

Second, if I ever hear you insult my wife, or any woman for that matter, ever again, you will have to answer to me. Learn some manners and show some [censored] respect towards women."

If he continues to mouth off, follow Jeff W's advice and act like a sociopath.

[James Boston]

"If I wanted lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper...now STFU!"

[Sponger15SB]

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I like how all the tough guys in this thread would say they'd kick his ass. Yeah I'm real sure you're all champion UFC fighters.

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I'd really like an answer from everyone here who says to kick his ass.

[gabbahh]

Ask where he lives.
Smile when needed.

[Blarg]

They all got arrested.

[mostsmooth]

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

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i should mention i meant J as in jesus, not big J diebitter.. however i would completely understand any confusion.
although looking back, i think the real question is WWjD?

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i know who you meant

[JihadOnTheRiver]

just inform him that you have a lot of 2+2 friends that will PM him with really nasty words.

[STLantny]

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I like how all the tough guys in this thread would say they'd kick his ass. Yeah I'm real sure you're all champion UFC fighters.

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I'd really like an answer from everyone here who says to kick his ass.

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Threatening to kick his ass is usually enough, guys who say stuff like this to people they dont know rarely follow through when it comes down too it. Just because you are small, doesnt mean everyone who posts on OTT is.

[Matt Flynn]

You guys must get into a lot of unnecessary fights. He only wins if he gets a rise out of wife or you.

The correct answer: You smile at your wife, kiss her passionately, turn and walk her away. Act like your wife is the most important thing in the world to you. Ignore the other guy.

Second best is to engage his wife briefly in earnest pleasantries, stepping between wife and the jerk and completely ignoring him.

The common theme is to ignore the comment, and if you wish to give insult back to ignore the person. It takes all power away from him.

[STLantny]

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You guys must get into a lot of unnecessary fights. He only wins if he gets a rise out of wife or you.

The correct answer: You smile at your wife, kiss her passionately, turn and walk her away. Act like your wife is the most important thing in the world to you. Ignore the other guy.

Second best is to engage his wife briefly in earnest pleasantries, stepping between wife and the jerk and completely ignoring him.

The common theme is to ignore the comment, and if you wish to give insult back to ignore the person. It takes all power away from him.

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I dont think most women in practice would agree to that. I actually listened to a radio show, and this exact thing was witnessed in the restaurant by the host, except it was a boobie joke or something. The host asked the question Kurosh did, what do you do? Every single lady said they would think their man is a pussy, and respect him less if he just ignored it.....dunno...could be sample size.

[gorie]

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

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i should mention i meant J as in jesus, not big J diebitter.. however i would completely understand any confusion.
although looking back, i think the real question is WWjD?

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i know who you meant

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i know you knew, but i wasn't going to miss the opportunity to tie in the alphabOOT and amuse myself.