Porn Snacks!

OK, so last week I made a trip to the vending machine with a co-worker. I happened to notice that many of the candy names sound like p0rno titles.

Here is a list of some of the candies I saw that could be p0rno:

Good N' Plenty
Jerky Sticks
Moon Pie
Pay Day
Hersheys
M&M
Reeses Pieces
Milky Way
Ho-Ho's
Zingers

There were a bunch more but I can't remember them all.

List additional ones I may have forgotten. Like 75% of them could be construed as p0rnographic, much like Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins' dunks over the cowering nerds Einstein and Shakespeare in the Man of the Millennium contest.

[jakethebake]

Nips

[M2d]

Ding Dongs

[Inthacup]

Zagnut

[Los Feliz Slim]

Big League Chew
Gobstoppers

[SpearsBritney]

butterfinger

[asofel]

Kit Kat
Mounds

more of a stretch:
Three Musketeers

[RacersEdge]

Mounds

Fantastic, those are all great responses!

It really is hilarious once you realize that 3 out of every 4 options at the vending machine is p0rnographic!

[gildwulf]

Doritos. They probably go well with porn. Although your fingers would get all gross.

[KJS]

Almond Joy.

KJS

This is inaccurate. Please read my post, in its entirity.

Oh, Henry!

[SpearsBritney]

for JTB - blowpops

[theweatherman]

A lot of these snacks probably came before the reference to porn came about. In other words the porn acts are most likely named in reference to the candies.

[gildwulf]

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This is inaccurate. Please read my post, in its entirity.

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link (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joke)

You consider that a joke? Wow.

It's not a joke, and it's not close.

Try again.

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[tonypaladino]

So a guy goes to the doctor, and says "Help doc, my penis turned orange...."

[Los Feliz Slim]

Lik `M Stiks

As soon as we are done brainstorming, I may put a poll up for "most pornographic candy". We've got a nice sample size going, though.

Power Bar

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Wow, I never thought I'd get a response from DN in one of my threads! Cool!

[tolbiny]

pixie sticks

though i've never seen em in a vending machine.

[WackityWhiz]

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[bravos1]

Baby Ruth

[wayabvpar]

Take 5. For the really 'adventurous' girls...

[bravos1]

100 grand

That's some expensive poon-tang

[bravos1]

Suger Daddy .. though I haven't seen one of these in a few years.

[bravos1]

Now and Later
Tootsie Roll
Sweet Tarts

Also, Honey Bun

[mmbt0ne]

Baby Ruth
Oh, Henry

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NEVER underestimate the minds on Madison Avenue! I speak from experience.

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