Why is some poop green?

[gildwulf]

I just took a green dump. Can anyone tell me scientifically why some poo is green?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Are you an infant?

[SCfuji]

i call colored poo fundip poo cuz i get it whenever i eat fundips. damn those lik-m-stiks are good.

[rohjoh]

I was going to say, my 3 year takes green poops.

[xadrez]

Jagged Ice Powerade

[gildwulf]

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Are you an infant?

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Yes. I am an infant.

[chuddo]

fierce grape gatorade does amazing stuff.

[gildwulf]

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fierce grape gatorade does amazing stuff.

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You cracked the case...I drank a liter of it last night. Holy crap I never knew that.

Have you been drinking water purified with iodine?

Or maybe aliens got you. With the probe.

stool color changes due to diet or different kinds of bacteria that get into your intestines

[2planka]

Probably because you either had a lot of red wine or consumed something containing green, blue, or red food coloring. Either that or you were abducted by aliens.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Are you an infant?

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Yes. I am an infant.

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Well that explains it, then.

[Indiana]

Because u need to use a condom next time that's why.

Indy

[gildwulf]

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Are you an infant?

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Yes. I am an infant.

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Well that explains it, then.

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Dammit, your 3rd level sarcasm beat my 2nd level sarcasm. I tip my hat to you, sir.

[judgesmails]

Shamrock shakes.

[Blarg]

This sounds very much like the deadly Brazilian Buttworm infection, usually spread by sharing unwashed thongs or sitting on couches naked.

Sometimes they can be lured out with crackers.

[Slow Play Ray]

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Sometimes they can be lured out with crackers.

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heh.

One of my friend's kid is always pooping green turds. Turns out he's always eating blue food. Blue french fries and other stupid [censored] like that.

[WDC]

Black jelly beans will do this to the poo.