View Full Version : a question of ethics?
BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 02:51 AM
heres the situation. my mom is a high school teacher close to where i go to college, and has some students who are now seniors. (Who she's had for several years now) for some reason, im not sure why, she told these close students of hers that (since i now live in apartment off campus) i would love to prepare dinner for them some time.
this isn't really true, as i am not a good cook, but both girls are pretty hot and 18. so. this leads me...
is it wrong to invite two high school girls over for dinner, and blatantly hit on them etc etc ? the reason i think it is, is that they're my mothers favorite students or something like that and probably just want to see my apartment. (its pretty cool)
im probably missing some details, but just want to hear general thoughts. (I'm 20, as well, so it's not like im a creepy grad student who needs to score with high school girls..)
Edge34
09-28-2005, 02:53 AM
Your mom is hooking you UP.
Is it wrong? Maybe. Is that YOUR problem? Hells no.
See if you can get a little menage to pop off, then remember to thank your mom for the hook-up. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
tdarko
09-28-2005, 02:55 AM
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but both girls are pretty hot
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is there a chance of doubling em' up?
BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 02:55 AM
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Your mom is hooking you UP.
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yeah thats one of the things that felt sorely weird and a little wrong
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See if you can get a little menage to pop off, then remember to thank your mom for the hook-up.
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if i could set that up im sure theyd go for pics, but chances of that are slim. but who knows, i was kinda flaky about the whole dinner thing..
BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 02:56 AM
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but both girls are pretty hot
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is there a chance of doubling em' up?
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real small because it's me and i find a way to [censored] things up
Voltron87
09-28-2005, 02:56 AM
how is this anything close to unethical? and your mom is on cloud nine if she doesnt expect you to try to get cozy with two cute 18 year olds.
tdarko
09-28-2005, 02:58 AM
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real small because it's me and i find a way to [censored] things up
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haha.
just treat them to a nice meal and be yourself, whatever happens happens.
MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 02:58 AM
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BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 03:02 AM
i dont have any [yet?]
if this happens i will try
I think it's clearly fine.
P.S. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THEM
MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 03:04 AM
well...if you can pretend to cook...you can pretend to have an interest in photography...girls like that one...even little girls
The only thing you could do that would be a severe breach of ethics is to disappoint OOT after this build-up.
Its not delivery, its delissio!
handsome
09-28-2005, 03:48 AM
Take pictures and post them on OOT.
TheCroShow
09-28-2005, 03:59 AM
now you HAVE to. i could see an issue if you were some 30 year old or whatever, but that's only 2 years, not too bad
WTF? I'm still having trouble with this one. Your MOTHER sent two 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS to your appartment? Is she completely naive or the coolest mom on earth?
And yes, stop asking questions and hit that.
ChipWrecked
09-28-2005, 04:23 AM
These girls are already 18 and school just started? That seems kinda old. Did they flunk a grade or something?
If they're stupid, they will fall for lame lines and you can hit that.
daveymck
09-28-2005, 04:29 AM
Over here where drinking is allowed at 18 it would not be cooked dinner, a few bottles of wine and a nice chinese takeaway banquet would do the job, not sure what you do where everyone is underage to drink. I do find it bizarre you can have an apartment so would seem responsible enough to look after yourself, but not be legally allowed a drink.
naphinfitos
09-28-2005, 02:46 PM
Rob, this is not some kind of sick joke.
Your mother is trying to get you laid. She's been doing things like this for the past 2 years. I would not be surprised if your sister is in on it. Make them proud.
MightyMouse
09-28-2005, 02:51 PM
"im not sure why, she told these close students of hers that (since i now live in apartment off campus) i would love to prepare dinner for them some time."
she is trying to hook you up.
"(I'm 20, as well, so it's not like im a creepy grad student who needs to score with high school girls..)"
By the math, 20/2 + 7 is 17, so they are a year too old in my book!!!! I dont know how many 20 year olds would think twice about having two hot 18 year olds over to their apartment on the basis of ethics, or on any basis at all.
How do we know they are hot though?
One more thing: this is my first time saying this.
SIITP!!!!!!
EHHHHHHHHH
GO MONEY
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Amid Cent
09-28-2005, 02:58 PM
Two words: Wine Coolers
Gary Stevenson
09-28-2005, 03:01 PM
I think the most overlooked part of this scenario is Rob's suffocating luck. Who just happens upon two "pretty hot" 18 year old girls who want to come over to your apartment for dinner? Honestly, this only happens to people as lucky as rob. Personally, i think if you do not take advantage of this situation, you may need to reconsider your sexuality, ethics have nothing to do with this situation.
ZZzzZZzz
dtbog
09-28-2005, 04:14 PM
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pretty hot and 18.
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I did read the rest of your post, but I didn't need to.
Yes, yes, and yes. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Go Rob.
istewart
09-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Correct play here is to have sex with your mom and another girl. Immediately.
If you don't want the opinion of someone old enough to be your Grandfather, pass this up.
My first (male, heterosexual, ex-philanderer, open-to-sexual-experience-experimentation) thoughts, were, "Yes! Go Bobbo!" Followed immediately with thoughts of girl-on-girl action and me in the middle!
Then, after losing the flush (physical), I thought, "This is his mother. She's not hooking him up. She trusts him. She knows there's a possibility of hormone attack, but these girls are her charges. Surely this is intended as an innocent encounter.
Then I read naphinfitos's post. If he really knows you and his post has any truth whatsoever to it, go back and read paragraph 2, above!
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BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 04:36 PM
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If you don't want the opinion of someone old enough to be your Grandfather, pass this up.
My first (male, heterosexual, ex-philanderer, open-to-sexual-experience-experimentation) thoughts, were, "Yes! Go Bobbo!" Followed immediately with thoughts of girl-on-girl action and me in the middle!
Then, after losing the flush (physical), I thought, "This is his mother. She's not hooking him up. She trusts him. She knows there's a possibility of hormone attack, but these girls are her charges. Surely this is intended as an innocent encounter.
Then I read naphinfitos's post. If he really knows you and his post has any truth whatsoever to it, go back and read paragraph 2, above!
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your 3rd paragraph is exactly what i am/was thinking, why it may be unethical.
naphin fitos doesnt really know what he's talking about eithe.
i thought it was seemingly an innocent encounter which im going to ruin
however, im going to go for it, sometime next week /images/graemlins/grin.gif
naphinfitos
09-28-2005, 05:08 PM
OK Rob, I don't really want to make other people's personal conversations public, but you can at least agree that your mom is NOT naive and definitely knows what opportunity she is giving you.
dtbog
09-28-2005, 05:11 PM
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your mom is NOT naive
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I can vouch for this. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
tonypaladino
09-28-2005, 05:12 PM
I have an eerie feeling, like I've seen this same situation posted before. But I might just be nuts.
MightyMouse
09-28-2005, 05:13 PM
garreth (naphinfitos) is correct. hooking him up isnt the best term, but shes definitely providing an opportunity for you. if you hooked up with one (hopefully both) i think she wouldnt be disappointed.
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the old bull and the young bull on the hill looking down at a herd of cows. the young bull says "lets run down there and [censored] one of those cows". the old bull says, "no, let's walk down there and [censored] them all"
the correct play is to have the ladies over for a nice dinner. no siihp. this is real life, not a porn movie, so chances are they aren't already thinking threesome.
as you cultivate these twin relationships, you should be able to work it so that you're eventually doing one of the chicks on friday night and the other on saturday night. repeatedly. for the rest of the year.
siihp x 2 x rest of the year>>>>siitp once
BobboFitos
09-28-2005, 05:27 PM
i need to think more like you, m2d. maybe when im older and wiser.
this is clearly the best play, so yeah, im going along with dinner without shiip (x2) at the forefront of my mind. as you say, shiip x2 for yr >>>>> just that day.
bholdr
09-28-2005, 05:29 PM
Ethics!? you are 20, they are 18. c'mon.
dtbog
09-28-2005, 05:34 PM
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Ethics!? you are 20, they are 18. c'mon.
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Age is not the only ethic.
I imagine that his mother's involvement in the situation... or her presumed professional relationship with these girls is a factor.
Ulysses
09-28-2005, 05:58 PM
Is it going to weird you out when your mom is like "Hey, Susie sure was walking funny in class today, you must have banged her real good, huh, son? BTW, I overheard her talking to some friends about your cock."
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
Why are you even posting abotu this!? If I was you and my mom hooked me up like this, instead of posting about it, I would be LEARNING HOW TO COOK!!!!
Look in reality the chances of you hitting it your 1st night are prety low.(I will be taking bets on this at 10 to 1 please contact me.) Also to add to the banging a chick you just met on the 1st night: It is to say the least, EXTREMLY NEGATIVE EV.
To go deeper with that thought, if you hit it the 1st night, she is probably a total slut.(I've had my share.) However, knowing your feelings on cleanliness on all levels I don't think you could handle it.( No offense intended!)Also what are the chances of your mother, who is a wonderful lady, setting you up with two dirty sluts? Theses girls are probably top-shelf first-class "beautiful babies" in the words of vince vaughn from swingers.
Highclass, or topgrade girls, need a different approach. don't try to get them drunk, don't keep trying to hit on them. Just hang out thats it. Respect them, and if you don't then pretend like you do, you will thank me when you get laid by a super hot girl.
Klepton
09-28-2005, 08:39 PM
your first post was tl;dr
spamuell
09-28-2005, 08:41 PM
This is your funniest OOT post for a while.
Boo...
If anything goes wrong, your mom could be [censored]. Teacher/teacher's son/teacher's students = not good.
theben
10-03-2005, 12:47 AM
nothing wrong with 20 and 18. they seem fair game so go for it. your mother might even be throwing you a bone
nothumb
10-03-2005, 01:17 AM
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Is it going to weird you out when your mom is like "Hey, Susie sure was walking funny in class today, you must have banged her real good, huh, son? BTW, I overheard her talking to some friends about your cock."
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Wouldn't stress this too much.
My advice, look up that thread about cooking a good meal for some chicks. It's a few weeks old. And bring a wingman who is both ugly and amusing, and tell him to keep his lecherous hands off your birthday present from mom.
The real issue is, if your own mom feels she has to alley-oop you some prime tail, what does that say about your current situation?
NT
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