Why weed is better than pu$$y

[WichitaDM]

1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


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You know absolutely nothing (nada, zip, zilch, zero) about sex.

[lucas9000]

you suck at oot, noob.

[WichitaDM]

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I know absolutely nothing (nada, zip, zilch, zero) about weed (and sex).

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FYP

[unlucky513]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


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dude, are you gay?

[kyro]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

[SL__72]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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dude, are you gay?

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I can't say for sure, but if I had to guess, being gay wouldn't make him any more right.

[WichitaDM]

No ive just had sex enough times to realize that even though the rewards are great there is a huge tradeoff. Im in my mid twenties and the rabbit like libido from my teens is wearing off. I love sex dont get me wrong, its just that after 1000 times or so it starts to get a little more like going through the motions to get off rather than the new exciting experience it once was. Especially when you have one partner for a long period of time (almost 2 yrs) it starts to lose some of its appeal at least on a daily level.

[WichitaDM]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

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I can promise you i didnt copy paste that...was just thinking about it this morning with my daily toke...

[touchfaith]

You should get a cat.

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I know more about sex, and weed with sex than you can possibly imagine.


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FYLF*



*Fixed Your Lame Fix

[miajag81]

You obviously suck at sex.

[kyro]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

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I can promise you i didnt copy paste that...was just thinking about it this morning with my daily toke...

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I have seen this drivel on at least 3 different websites. So, my point stands. You are a moron.

[WichitaDM]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

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I can promise you i didnt copy paste that...was just thinking about it this morning with my daily toke...

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I have seen this drivel on at least 3 different websites. So, my point stands. You are a moron.

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Is the average 2+2er really so undersexed that he believes nothing could be better than sex???

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You should get a cat.

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LOL. Read that thread, too.

[SL__72]

No, you are just highly overrating weed.

[Slow Play Ray]

straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

[WichitaDM]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

[touchfaith]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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It doesn't take a math major to laugh at you on this one...

[Slow Play Ray]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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wow, you really suck at logical operators huh?

[SL__72]

Maybe you were stoned on that day of math class... but he wasn't agreeing with you.

[bravos1]

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You should get a cat.

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I have one with good experience...

**LOW HOURLY RATES**

just call 1-800-do-my-cat

[kyro]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

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I can promise you i didnt copy paste that...was just thinking about it this morning with my daily toke...

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I have seen this drivel on at least 3 different websites. So, my point stands. You are a moron.

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Is the average 2+2er really so undersexed that he believes nothing could be better than sex???

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I didn't disagree with you. I called you out for basically plagiarizing someone else's work. My point stands again. You are a moron.

And >>>>>> does not mean inferior to, dumbass.

[WichitaDM]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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congrats. you copy/pasted off a website that probably copy/pasted off another website. you win the internet, moron.

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I can promise you i didnt copy paste that...was just thinking about it this morning with my daily toke...

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I have seen this drivel on at least 3 different websites. So, my point stands. You are a moron.

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Is the average 2+2er really so undersexed that he believes nothing could be better than sex???

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I didn't disagree with you. I called you out for basically plagiarizing someone else's work. My point stands again. You are a moron.


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Maybe lists like this exist. I didnt plagerize it from anywhere ive never seen such a list. If you can find a link to prove i stole it then go for it, but i can assure you it was my own thoughts even if someone else at some other time in some other place had similar thoughts.

[2planka]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot


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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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Classic. Smoke another one, dude.

[WackityWhiz]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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I bet you are an econ major and in grad school. I'll also bet that you make 6 figures. Am i close?

[cdxx]

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I know absolutely nothing (nada, zip, zilch, zero) about anything, including weed (and sex).

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FYP

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FYFYP

[Blarg]

I've heard beer can give you tits. Does weed shrink your nads?

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4)No cuddle time

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wtf? Are you a chick?

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...I didnt plagerize it from anywhere ive never seen such a list.


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Contrary to their claims, I've never known a stoner who had a memory that could be relied on. Also, my own memories of those periods of time in which my bloodstream would indicate I had been partaking of substances not condoned by law enforcement agencies, in the sober, cold harsh light of day, ain't all that great.

Therefore, I am not prone to give your declarations a high level of validity. Or interest.

Put that in your bong and toke on it.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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No ive just had sex enough times to realize that even though the rewards are great there is a huge tradeoff. Im in my mid twenties and the rabbit like libido from my teens is wearing off. I love sex dont get me wrong, its just that after 1000 times or so it starts to get a little more like going through the motions to get off rather than the new exciting experience it once was. Especially when you have one partner for a long period of time (almost 2 yrs) it starts to lose some of its appeal at least on a daily level.

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This is all. Your. Fault. Try doing something different in the sack once in a while. If you think sex is boring and just a means to an end, you are not paying enough attention to what your partner wants, and you are not trying hard enough to figure out what you yourself want. You're probably not only boring in bed, but a boring human being as well. This is all coming from someone who enjoys weed more than any human being should.

[wonderwes]

Well instead of choosing one, you could just have both at the same time.

[Oski]

B Thumb (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Board=inet&Number=1984971&S earchpage=2&Main=1745746&Words=Brown+Thumb&topic=& Search=true#Post1984971)

Here is Brown Thumb's take on this subject.

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Update: I got my chat back at PooMountain, and it looks like there is some traffic. I am low on cash right now because I am saving a few bucks. I might be changing jobs and I have to save up for the move to L.A.

Here is what is going on:




I only sleep with hot chicks now. In the past, I would go out and try to get some tail like everyone else, but I realized that is for suckers.




Now, I jerk off a lot. Its not the same as getting laid, but its still a means to the same end. For the last 10 seconds of the act, its pretty much the same.




Sort of like P.O.T. There is no argument that having some nice green, Humboldt bud is far superior to some of the cheaper stuff. But, there is a diminishing marginal utility to factor in. I mean, at the end of the day, I am still high on P.O.T. and that is the primary goal. Although I am generally willing to pay extra for a better buzz, its not always possible or money-wise.




Back to jerking off. I have really started to jerk off on a constant basis. I never appreciated this infinite resource of satisfaction. I was even in a sales meeting the other day and I thought about yanking my tool, so I excused myself and went to the head. When I got back, nobody was the wiser. It was sort of like sneaking a few tokes of P.O.T. without getting caught.




Why does this matter? I used to spend a lot of time and money on hookers and easy women. Go into a bar sometime with a bag of P.O.T. and see how long it takes to get hooked up. Not long. But, then again, some of these women are truly shipwrecked. Or, what about going on a legitimate date? You have to spend a lot of time and money and there is no guarantee you will get some hairpie. But, because we want to have sex, men will usually overpay.




But now, because I've been jerking off so much, I only get really excited when I see a real attractive woman. And, because I am a total stoner, I know that if I get turned down, I will still have some P.O.T. for later. So, I go for the easy score with a hot woman. If I get rejected, its cool because I will just have a toke and a jerk when I get home. It also helps that some hot women like to get stoned, but the tight-asses they usually date, either don't do drugs or they do something hard-core like coke or meth. Women like P.O.T.




This is an important development because I have two constants: I smoke P.O.T. every day (for most of the day) and I gamble.




The P.O.T. I smoke is very good quality, but I get a good price on it. So, although its expensive, its a bargain. Therefore, there can be no compromise here. The P.O.T. remains in play.




Poker. Let's be serious here. If I play for money, I really don't get excited unless its at least $5/10. I will play $3/6 but only if my buddy is watching me play (who is an a-hole because he is always yelling at me to fold). When I am broke, I will play the play money tables, but only because I am stoned and bored and i know I can piss people off by raising every hand. So, its hard to cut back here.




Women. Bingo. I can jerk off and save lots of cash. Which means I will still get to smoke good P.O.T. and play more cards. Plus, when I do get laid, I am getting quality tail and it usually only costs a few joints or bong loads, and then a follow-up stoner meal.




So, before, I couldn't say "hi" to you all when you saw me at Poo Mountain because my chat was banned.




Now, I have my chat, but I will probably be too busy jerking off to return your greeting. (I only have two hands: One for the P.O.T. and mouse, and the other for my crank.)

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[siccjay]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

A burnout and a virgin. You need to move to Costa Rica.

[ebaudry]

lmao

[tonypaladino]

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straight from a pothead's mouth (keyboard?),

sex >>>>> pot

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Finally some support... I would guess most of the people that have ripped me have either never smoked or not recently(and or not had sex frequently lately, it does get boring)

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POTD

[tonypaladino]

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1)The "high" lasts longer
2)Far less work
3)A bowl is cheaper than a date
4)No cuddle time
5)You never have to reciprocate with weed
6)Threesomes are always ok with the gf (involving smoking)


discuss

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You have the wrong audience here buddy. Look through oot for the number of sex/porn threads compared to the number about P.O.T.

[STLantny]

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No ive just had sex enough times to realize that even though the rewards are great there is a huge tradeoff. Im in my mid twenties and the rabbit like libido from my teens is wearing off. I love sex dont get me wrong, its just that after 1000 times or so it starts to get a little more like going through the motions to get off rather than the new exciting experience it once was. Especially when you have one partner for a long period of time (almost 2 yrs) it starts to lose some of its appeal at least on a daily level.

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huh, your sex drive is waning, and you are only in your mid-twenties, now what could be the cause of that?

[stabn]

Incorrect.

[PITTM]

the girl im with likes to smoke and she also likes to have sex. therefore i find myself in a very +ev situation. btw, i like smoking, but its not close to sex, seriously, unless youre doing it wrong.

rj

[gabbahh]

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No ive just had weed enough times to realize that even though the rewards are great there is a huge tradeoff. Im in my mid twenties and the rabbit like smoking of grass from my teens is wearing off. I love weed dont get me wrong, its just that after 1000 times or so it starts to get a little more like going through the coughing motions to get off rather than the new exciting experience it once was. Especially when you have smoked weed for a long period of time (almost 10 yrs) it starts to lose some of its appeal at least on a daily level.

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[otis_nixon]

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