got some pu$$y this morning

[bravos1]

Laying in bed this morning still mostly asleep when I feel my wife toying with my pecker. So I'm laying there with my eyes closed thinking "Alright, a great start to my day". She's at the other end of the bed, just kinda teasing me with these little taps. "Hmmm, this is different I think..., she usually just goes down on me or starts a vigorous rub." I'm now erect and she is getting a bit friskier with her "luv tapping". I'm thinking any minute now she is going to either start blowing me, or just mount me. THEN... I get 2 harder taps that are quick followed by some severe pain.. "WTF??" I come out of my partial slumber to look down, but do not see the wife. Instead, out cat is just sitting there, teeing off on my johnson and ready to pounce!! I yell at him and throw him off the bed. My wife comes walking in and asks me what happened. I told her she would not believe me, but....... she proceeded to laugh all morning.

So, yeah, I got me some pu$$y this morning, just not the kind that I was wanting /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Bradyams]

Nice.

[lem45216]

hahahahahahahahaha

I thought things like that only happened on tv.

It's also quite ammusing that you were aroused by your cat.

[jba]

worst penthouse letter ever

[steelcmg]

Any pu$$y is better then none at all.

[diebitter]

This is the best argument for declawing I ever heard.

[Blarg]

He probably saw that one eye and said, What are YOU looking at?

[TheBlueMonster]

LOL!!!!

[istewart]

Hahahahaha.

[mslif]

Very cute.

[gorie]

hehehe. kitty boner.

[bravos1]

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Any pu$$y is better then none at all.

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Hmm.. we may have found the situation where this is not 100% correct /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[oddjob]

does that make you a petophile?

*chirp, chirp*

i know you're out there! i can hear you breathing.

[SCfuji]

ahahahah ahahahhaaaaaaaasdf

[touchfaith]

I like the way you play it off like this is the first time this has happened... /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Peca277]

My roommates just got a cat... maybe I'll have to let it sleep with me tonight /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[jakethebake]

The problem is that he's a male cat right?

[fsuplayer]

great thread already.

[Toro]

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Laying in bed this morning still mostly asleep when I feel my wife toying with my pecker.

she usually just goes down on me or starts a vigorous rub."

I'm thinking any minute now she is going to either start blowing me, or just mount me.

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Thanks for sharing some intimate details of you and your wife's sex life.

[bravos1]

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The problem is that he's a male cat right?

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Tis true... guess you let the errrr cat out of the bag.

[bernie]

LOLOLOL

That is so effing funny. I got tears coming out of my eyes. Oh man....hahahahaha

Ahem...I take it your cat is declawed? hehehehe

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[Los Feliz Slim]

A guy I know was staying with some friends in Spain and their cat pissed in his mouth while he was asleep.

[Shajen]

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A guy I know was staying with some friends in Spain and their cat pissed in his mouth while he was asleep.

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Now, I'm a cat lover (especially when it's cold out) but I gotta say, that would be one dead kitty.

[jakethebake]

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A guy I know was staying with some friends in Spain and their cat pissed in his mouth while he was asleep.

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Our cat [censored] in my sister's hair when we were kids. That was funny as hell. She woke up and started screaming. Cried all the way to school. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[bravos1]

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A guy I know was staying with some friends in Spain and their cat pissed in his mouth while he was asleep.

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WHAT??? That is classic!

[Crimson]

This is why dogs > cats.

[mason55]

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A guy I know was staying with some friends in Spain and their cat pissed in his mouth while he was asleep.

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Our cat [censored] in my sister's hair when we were kids. That was funny as hell. She woke up and started screaming. Cried all the way to school. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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My cat had sex with my friends leg one night. We were all watching and even he thought it was funny.

Till the cat spooged on him.

[Skjonne]

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Loc: In too deep

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Poor cat