OT: Attention $22ers

[pergesu]

Don't quit your day jobs. The pattywack attack is back, jack. holla

[Degen]

pattywack?

[pergesu]

Oh come on man. I'm pattywack85, the most feared $11er around

[Degen]

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Oh come on man. I'm pattywack85, the most feared $11er around

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lol please forgive me

[HighestCard]

Never seen/heard of you...although I am probably the only 2+2'er without a party account.

GL at the tables.

[USCSigma1097]

My ITM at the 11's is 51 percent over 500 games. So I'm the most feared player around. Or I would be, if I didn't suck so hard heads up.

Sigma

[HighestCard]

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"blah,blah,blah" *insert pointless stats here*


Sigma


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Post some ROI results and we will see whos the most feared.

I am the most feared $11er, ship it batch! /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[GtrHtr]

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Don't quit your day jobs. The pattywack attack is back, jack. holla

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Details please. I truly enjoyed your time in the 11s, why and how are you moving up?

Gtr
who is right there with you

[MegaBet]

I can't believe you guys are arguing over who is "the most feared $11 player" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I have a 61% ITM and 79% ROI when drunk and donking around at the $11s for fun lol.

[USCSigma1097]

Highestcard,

My post poked fun at myself. I'm sorry if you took it so damn seriously. Would you feel better if I told you that you were the best 11'er? Being the best 11'er is like being the best whiffleball player in a parking lot outside game seven of the world series...noone cares.

GL at the tables.

Sigma

[HighestCard]

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I can't believe you guys are arguing over who is "the most feared $11 player" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I have a 61% ITM and 79% ROI when drunk and donking around at the $11s for fun lol.

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Your sample size is too small. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[HighestCard]

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Highestcard,

My post poked fun at myself. I'm sorry if you took it so damn seriously. Would you feel better if I told you that you were the best 11'er? Being the best 11'er is like being the best whiffleball player in a parking lot outside game seven of the world series...noone cares.

GL at the tables.

Sigma

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Heck yeah, wiffle ball rules!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sorry if the other post came off serious, it was intended purley as a joke. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[MegaBet]

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I can't believe you guys are arguing over who is "the most feared $11 player" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I have a 61% ITM and 79% ROI when drunk and donking around at the $11s for fun lol.

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Your sample size is too small. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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lol, you are correct sir!

[barry111]

pattywack84 was a far better playa -don’t believe the hype.

[swiftrhett]

I have 1 $10 tourney against pattywack85 in my history, and it appears you came in 6th, and I was ITM at 3rd, baby! Table 35321. Played on : 25 September 2005 08:04 PM

[GtrHtr]

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Oh come on man. I'm pattywack85, the most feared $11er around

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I really miss abusing frozensanka on the bubble /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[pergesu]

'Tis but a scratch

[swiftrhett]

***** Hand History for Game 2775400887 *****
200/400 TOURNEY TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (NL) (TOURNAMENT 16067961) - SUN SEP 25 20:39:58 EDT 2005
Table Table 35321 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: Kevjack7 (1350)
Seat 3: turbohobo (850)
Seat 4: jdg155 (1590)
Seat 7: treymos (1090)
Seat 8: pattywack85 (725)
Seat 10: blitzburgh05 (2395)
pattywack85 posts small blind (100)
blitzburgh05 posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to turbohobo [ 9h, 4c ]
Kevjack7 folds.
turbohobo folds.
jdg155 folds.
treymos folds.
pattywack85 raises (625) to 725
pattywack85 is all-In.
blitzburgh05 calls (525)
Creating Main Pot with $1450 with pattywack85
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7s, Js, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 6s ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1450 |
Board: [ 7s Js Qc 2h 6s ]

pattywack85 balance 0, lost 725 [ 3h Th ] [ high card queen -- Qc,Js,Th,7s,6s ]
blitzburgh05 balance 3120, bet 725, collected 1450, net +725 [ Qd Qs ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qd,Qs,Qc,Js,7s ]

[pergesu]

Yeah and I'd push again if I could. holla

[Olback]

Oh great another 2+2er to watch out for. I will avoid you if i can. Otherwise I will spite call you when you start to become a pushbot! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Just jokes.

[lorinda]

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Post some ROI results and we will see whos the most feared.

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My $55 ROI this year is 45.88% on a sample of over 100. I move back UP to the $22s later this week /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Lori

[Freudian]

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Post some ROI results and we will see whos the most feared.

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My $55 ROI this year is 45.88% on a sample of over 100. I move back UP to the $22s later this week /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Lori

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The Lorinda moves in mysterious ways.

[Messy_Jesse]

haha seriously.

[ebaudry]

Does anyone not push here?

***** Hand History for Game 2691403526 *****
15/30 TOURNEY TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (NL) (TOURNAMENT 15634238) - SUN SEP 11 01:21:16 EDT 2005

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Button (t775)
SB (t860)
pattywack85 (t785)
UTG (t865)
Hero (t800)
UTG+2 (t815)
MP1 (t685)
MP2 (t815)
MP3 (t770)
CO (t830)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">8 folds</font>, SB completes, pattywack85 checks.

Flop: (t30) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, pattywack85 checks.

Turn: (t30) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">pattywack85 raises to t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t425</font>, pattywack85 calls t325.

River: (t880) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t420 (All-In)</font>, pattywack85 calls t345 (All-In).

Final Pot: t1645

Results:
SB has Ac 7h (two pair, aces and sevens).
pattywack85 has 8s Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t1645.

pattywack85 finished in tenth place.

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***** Hand History for Game 2691573134 *****
100/200 TOURNEY TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (NL) (TOURNAMENT 15634240) - SUN SEP 11 01:56:18 EDT 2005

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Hero (t1055)
CO (t2010)
Button (t1410)
SB (t775)
pattywack85 (t960)
UTG (t1790)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t300</font>, <font color="#CC3333">pattywack85 raises to t960 (All-In)</font>, SB calls t475 (All-In).

Flop: (t1735) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t1735) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t1735) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t1735

Results:
pattywack85 has As 4s (high card, ace).
SB has Kh Ad (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins t1550. pattywack85 wins t185.

This guy claiming to be pattywhack has go to be joking. With over 1,100 posts I cannot see anyone playing that poorly. By the way keep the hh's coming, they are hilarious

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Don't quit your day jobs. The pattywack attack is back, jack. holla

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Reading these hand histories gives just cause to quit our day jobs.

[pergesu]

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This guy claiming to be pattywhack has go to be joking. With over 1,100 posts I cannot see anyone playing that poorly. By the way keep the hh's coming, they are hilarious

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There's no denying that I'm a total donk. holla

[zambonidrivr]

sweet. dead money is back!!

haha, this is hilarious, he leaves the forums for like a month or so, changes his avatar; and now all the n00bs think he sucks. They post a total of 5 hands to determine how much of a donk he is, lol you guys crack me up.

[GtrHtr]

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***** Hand History for Game 2691403526 *****
15/30 TOURNEY TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (NL) (TOURNAMENT 15634238) - SUN SEP 11 01:21:16 EDT 2005

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button (t775)
SB (t860)
pattywack85 (t785)
UTG (t865)
Hero (t800)
UTG+2 (t815)
MP1 (t685)
MP2 (t815)
MP3 (t770)
CO (t830)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 4, 3.
8 folds, SB completes, pattywack85 checks.

Flop: (t30) 7, A, 4 (2 players)
SB checks, pattywack85 checks.

Turn: (t30) J (2 players)
SB bets t50, pattywack85 raises to t100, SB raises to t425, pattywack85 calls t325.

River: (t880) 6 (2 players)
SB bets t420 (All-In), pattywack85 calls t345 (All-In).

Final Pot: t1645

Results:
SB has Ac 7h (two pair, aces and sevens).
pattywack85 has 8s Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t1645.

pattywack85 finished in tenth place.

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***** Hand History for Game 2691573134 *****
100/200 TOURNEY TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (NL) (TOURNAMENT 15634240) - SUN SEP 11 01:56:18 EDT 2005

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t1055)
CO (t2010)
Button (t1410)
SB (t775)
pattywack85 (t960)
UTG (t1790)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T, 4.
4 folds, SB raises to t300, pattywack85 raises to t960 (All-In), SB calls t475 (All-In).

Flop: (t1735) 2, J, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t1735) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t1735) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t1735

Results:
pattywack85 has As 4s (high card, ace).
SB has Kh Ad (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins t1550. pattywack85 wins t185

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This post is in very bad form.

[pergesu]

No, it's important to identify the donks, for a couple reasons.

a. So you can put them on ignore, or otherwise actively ignore whatever they have to say.
b. Table selection. Get the money from the fish!!

For anyone who plays 22s, sit at my table...your ROI will increase by 6 points (at least).

Ok guys a semirelated question....what program do you guys use to keep those stats in

[pergesu]

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Ok guys a semirelated question....what program do you guys use to keep those stats in

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PokerTracker (http://www.pokertracker.com/)

[bones]

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For anyone who plays 22s, sit at my table...your ROI will increase by 6 points (at least).

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But you will occassionally be needled by an incredibly lazy railbird who should be playing his own games.

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This post is in very bad form.

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In hindsight, you're absolutely right. I'd delete the post in shame but the edit time expired. When I posted those two hands, in bad judgement last night, I didn't have malicious intent. However, I realize now that it doesn't make it any less stupid, because even if some people found it amusing, it wasn't in good taste. I shouldn't be "needling" Pergesu when I don't know him at all.

I deserve whatever flames I receive for it. Bones is right. I should be more considerate, or just mind my own business and play my own games in the future. Pergesu: I apologize.

[jeffraider]

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Oh come on man. I'm pattywack85, the most feared $11er around

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haha more like most fancy $11er around

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