View Full Version : Haiku Challenge - sex haiku
diebitter
09-27-2005, 06:57 AM
buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
BoxTree
09-27-2005, 07:01 AM
Vaginal phlegm. Yum.
Like Chinese sweet and sour sauce.
But less caloric.
WackityWhiz
09-27-2005, 07:04 AM
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Vaginal phlegm. Yum.
Like Chinese sweet and sour sauce.
But less caloric.
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I don't even feel like trying.. this one rules
shant
09-27-2005, 07:05 AM
Camera, fat guy
Popsicles and olive oil
God damn that was hot
WackityWhiz
09-27-2005, 08:30 AM
ok i'll contribute
Two.In.The.Pink.YAY
But.This.Is.Only.Half.OH!
One.In.The.Stink.EWW
diebitter
09-27-2005, 08:42 AM
I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.
WackityWhiz
09-27-2005, 08:43 AM
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I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.
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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...
Slow Play Ray
09-27-2005, 08:45 AM
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I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.
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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...
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Sour is one syllable.
diebitter
09-27-2005, 08:47 AM
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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...
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Hmmmm depends. Where I come from, sour is pronounced like a pirate 'saaar', but lots of places it's like 'tower'.
Not that important, really?
WackityWhiz
09-27-2005, 08:50 AM
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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...
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Hmmmm depends. Where I come from, sour is pronounced like a pirate 'saaar', but lots of places it's like 'tower'.
Not that important, really?
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ya, this is tough... I drag the 'w' sound making it seem like 2 syllables. And you are right, definately not important
2planka
09-27-2005, 09:34 AM
Nasty oral sex
Is a hazy memory
Now that we're married.
KaneKungFu123
09-27-2005, 09:38 AM
atleast offer a prize to 1st place.
Slow Play Ray
09-27-2005, 09:41 AM
Sense she's near climax,
But can I hold out that long?
Uh-oh, too late - oops.
diebitter
09-27-2005, 09:42 AM
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atleast offer a prize to 1st place.
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This is the worse Haiku I've ever read.
Girchuck
09-27-2005, 10:20 AM
I put my fingers
Deep inside your orifice
You moan in delight
Malachii
09-28-2005, 04:28 AM
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Vaginal phlegm. Yum.
Like Chinese sweet and sour sauce.
But less caloric.
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LOL!!!
Malachii
09-28-2005, 04:30 AM
At least this one fits the actual technical definition of a Haiku. You guys do realize it's supposed to be 5-7-5, right?
MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 05:00 AM
Swollen and flush chest
back arching and juices flowing
mean its now your turn
diebitter
09-28-2005, 05:01 AM
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At least this one fits the actual technical definition of a Haiku. You guys do realize it's supposed to be 5-7-5, right?
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Apart from the word 'sour' which we've already debated, which one doesn't fit the criteria, smart guy?
MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 05:06 AM
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diebitter
09-28-2005, 05:07 AM
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MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 05:09 AM
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MyTurn2Raise
09-28-2005, 05:16 AM
I am a moron
Forgive my indiscretion
Can't do addition
diebitter
09-28-2005, 05:19 AM
Very nice. YAOIMB
BreakEvenPlayer
09-28-2005, 05:31 AM
his dick was smaller
than his left pinky finger
she said on the phone.
yes i slept with her,
but with the word "slept" i meant
we didn't have sex.
Vavavoom
09-28-2005, 05:31 AM
One Finger One Thumb
Get Some Lube And A Pen*s
Put down a Towel
Vavavoom
09-28-2005, 05:32 AM
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yes i slept with her,
but with the word "slept" i meant
we didn't have sex.
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Touche
chuddo
09-28-2005, 05:34 AM
you stole the idea i was going to go with :/
nicely executed though.
mslif
09-28-2005, 08:25 AM
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buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
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Such a poet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 08:29 AM
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buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
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Such a poet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Leaver me be, you little tease
KaneKungFu123
09-28-2005, 09:21 AM
ninety-five astro van
elementry school cul-de-sac
i know your parents
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 09:23 AM
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ninety-five astro van
elementry school cul-de-sac
i know your parents
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Wow. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
mslif
09-28-2005, 09:38 AM
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buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
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Such a poet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Leaver me be, you little tease
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diebitter
09-28-2005, 09:40 AM
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buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
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Such a poet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Leaver me be, you little tease
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/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Will you stop that. You're driving me crazy with desire, baby, you know you are /images/graemlins/crazy.gif
mslif
09-28-2005, 09:48 AM
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buenos dias, beetches!
Beat this:
I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.
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Such a poet! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Leaver me be, you little tease
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/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Will you stop that. You're driving me crazy with desire, baby, you know you are /images/graemlins/crazy.gif
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You started the teasing with your sex haiku, I am just following your lead /images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 09:51 AM
I want your sex Haiku now.
mslif
09-28-2005, 09:54 AM
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I want your sex Haiku now.
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OK here it is:
Up my ass again
Tight and wet ready for you
Do it like a man
Shajen
09-28-2005, 09:55 AM
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I want your sex Haiku now.
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OK here it is:
Up my ass again
Tight and wet ready for you
Do it like a man
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Holy [censored].
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 09:55 AM
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I want your sex Haiku now.
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OK here it is:
Up my ass again
Tight and wet ready for you
Do it like a man
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I always do. /images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 09:59 AM
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Do it like a man
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I just need to clear this up. Do you mean do it like a man would, or do it as if it were a man /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Please tell me you're not a guy...
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:01 AM
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Do it like a man
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I just need to clear this up. Do you mean do it like a man would, or do it as if it were a man /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Please tell me you're not a guy...
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Do it like a man, meaning don't be shy about it, just go for it.
I am not a guy, does that ruin the fantasy?
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:03 AM
Spanking her red ass.
Pounding in and out harder.
Rough from behind her.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:03 AM
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Do it like a man
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I just need to clear this up. Do you mean do it like a man would, or do it as if it were a man /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Please tell me you're not a guy...
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Do it like a man, meaning don't be shy about it, just go for it.
I am not a guy, does that ruin the fantasy?
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Nope.
Life is fan-[censored]-tastic!
Are you my OOT girlfriend now, booty call, or one-time only?
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:06 AM
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Are you my OOT girlfriend now, booty call, or one-time only?
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OOT girlfriend sounds nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
sexdrugsmoney
09-28-2005, 10:06 AM
Live a monks life
A vow of celibacy
My hand is my wife
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:08 AM
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Are you my OOT girlfriend now, booty call, or one-time only?
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OOT girlfriend sounds nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Yeah, we've been here before. You saucy bit of fluff /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Ok, I'll read you're Haiku later at home, and I'll have a good hard think.
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:11 AM
My longest finger;
Goes deep inside her tight hole.
Rubs the spot. She cums.
Georgia Avenue
09-28-2005, 10:12 AM
My haiku is brief--
it ends, like our sex,
before it should...
Shajen
09-28-2005, 10:13 AM
Sweaty, pulsing sex
closer, closer, almost there
and I'm spent. *spooge*
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:14 AM
Her lips around me.
Milking the juice from inside.
We both cum so hard.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:15 AM
Jake, you need to get a room.
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:16 AM
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Jake, you need to get a room.
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Is that an offer?
fingokra
09-28-2005, 10:16 AM
I can't count to five
Seven syllables is hard
F this I give up
Rod Stewart is free
Hey, fuzzy woodland creature
Make a run for it
Awake morning wood
Sure she blew away last night
Be back coming soon
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:16 AM
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Are you my OOT girlfriend now, booty call, or one-time only?
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OOT girlfriend sounds nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Yeah, we've been here before. You saucy bit of fluff /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Ok, I'll read you're Haiku later at home, and I'll have a good hard think.
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
sexdrugsmoney
09-28-2005, 10:16 AM
Me love you long time
Said girlfriend of seventeen
This love is a crime
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jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:20 AM
Fingers in her hair.
Pulling her mouth to mine hard.
Our tongues dance as one.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:21 AM
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
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Oh, there will be. I never miss a happy ending or two. You want me to haiku you now?
sexdrugsmoney
09-28-2005, 10:23 AM
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Fingers in her hair.
Pulling her mouth to mine hard.
Our tongues dance as one.
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Your hai-ku is gay
timer said it correctly
You are an assclown
/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
fingokra
09-28-2005, 10:25 AM
unwiliing force done
sirens blarring blue lights flash
prison daddy's son
Youn girl owes the rent
Old lady landlord is wet
Compromise is met
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:25 AM
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
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Oh, there will be. I never miss a happy ending or two. You want me to haiku you now?
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sexdrugsmoney
09-28-2005, 10:26 AM
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unwiliing force done
sirens blarring blue lights flast
prison daddy's son
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LOL, this kicks ass. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:35 AM
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
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Oh, there will be. I never miss a happy ending or two. You want me to haiku you now?
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Slow... shallow....quick, deep
I fill you, you enwrap me,
Suck my throbbing [censored]!
fingokra
09-28-2005, 10:37 AM
Today is special
Happy Birthday JaketheBake!
Many more ahead
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:40 AM
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
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Oh, there will be. I never miss a happy ending or two. You want me to haiku you now?
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Slow... shallow....quick, deep
I fill you, you enwrap me,
A perfect match burns.
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I have been haikued by Diebitter /images/graemlins/grin.gif
That was really good too.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:41 AM
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Let me know if there's a happy ending.
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Oh, there will be. I never miss a happy ending or two. You want me to haiku you now?
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/images/graemlins/heart.gif
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Slow... shallow....quick, deep
I fill you, you enwrap me,
A perfect match burns.
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I have been haikued by Diebitter /images/graemlins/grin.gif
That was really good too.
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I changed the ending. Take it as being Haikued twice, same start, different ending /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Shajen
09-28-2005, 10:42 AM
My new sex haiku:
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:42 AM
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My new sex haiku:
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
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Brilliant
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:44 AM
Rubbing. Grinding. Hot.
The friction of our bodies;
Through our clothes. So hot.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:45 AM
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My new sex haiku:
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
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hehe
My realistic sex haiku
Please, go on, go on
Please, come on, please, please, go on
Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:47 AM
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My realistic sex haiku
Please, go on, go on
Please, come on, please, please, go on
Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!
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I have no idea what you're talking about? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
fingokra
09-28-2005, 10:48 AM
No Daddy we can't
Shh, no one will ever know
Arkansas motto
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:49 AM
This is fun... /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Your fingers stroking me.
The bulge growing through my clothes.
Rubbing it harder.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:49 AM
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I have no idea what you're talking about? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
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You're not just lying to me, you're lying to yourself.
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:51 AM
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I have no idea what you're talking about? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
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You're not just lying to me, you're lying to yourself.
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/images/graemlins/confused.gif
fingokra
09-28-2005, 10:51 AM
My realist one
Do you want to now?
How about later tonight?
Right, headache my ass!
mslif
09-28-2005, 10:52 AM
Realistic Haiku for the ladies:
Too quick for the win
My sexy 2 minute man
Alas dildo time
diebitter
09-28-2005, 10:58 AM
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Realistic Haiku for the ladies:
Too quick for the win
My sexy 2 minute man
Alas dildo time
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Not me, baby, and you know it /images/graemlins/wink.gif
KaneKungFu123
09-28-2005, 11:13 AM
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Live a monks life
A vow of celibacy
My hand is my wife
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monks arent supposed to jo.
mslif
09-28-2005, 11:16 AM
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Realistic Haiku for the ladies:
Too quick for the win
My sexy 2 minute man
Alas dildo time
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Not me, baby, and you know it /images/graemlins/wink.gif
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I wish I did /images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-28-2005, 11:24 AM
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I wish I did /images/graemlins/heart.gif
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Here's your third:
My rough, big man's hands
gently cupping your soft flesh,
My lust is unbound.
mslif
09-28-2005, 11:29 AM
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I wish I did /images/graemlins/heart.gif
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Here's your third:
My rough, big man's hands
gently cupping your soft flesh,
My lust is unbound.
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You are sweeping me off my feet!
IndieMatty
09-28-2005, 11:32 AM
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ninety-five astro van
elementry school cul-de-sac
i know your parents
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easily post of the month.
diebitter
09-28-2005, 11:34 AM
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You are sweeping me off my feet!
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I hate to stop, but I gotta.
I'm getting addicted.
It's not you, it's me.
Remember me always.
WackityWhiz
09-28-2005, 11:43 AM
Sexual Tension
Skyrocketing in my Pants
Girls, get Nekkid please
the dim light reflects
beads of sweat upon your skin
you exhale and squirm
a feather brushes
around your hardened nipples
i am such a tease
you want to come now
but not until I say so
the ropes hold you tight
the thrusting dildos
rhythmically penetrate you
deep into the night
buzzing vibrations
increase in intensity
you are on the edge
suddenly they stop
you moan out in frustration
panting like a dog
vibrator removed
my tongue and mouth replace it
your body quivers
arching and straining
you explode in orgasm
your heartbeat racing
my tongue exploring
dildos pound relentlessly
you explode again
you have longed for this
exactly how you like it
under my control
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Beat this
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So, do I win?
jakethebake
09-28-2005, 10:35 PM
To touch your dark hair.
Looking into your dark eyes.
Soul so beautiful.
nervous
09-28-2005, 11:01 PM
sexual panther
allow my tranquil groping
i love animals
bravos1
09-28-2005, 11:12 PM
Sweet little love thing
Finished popping her cherry
Now to the bighouse
diebitter
09-29-2005, 02:04 AM
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Beat this
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So, do I win?
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Not even close. Check boxtree's on the first page - second post - clear winner by far. Everyone else needs to fight for second place. I think I deserve it for wooing mslif though.
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 06:49 AM
Longing to kiss uou.
Just skin and trust between us.
Holding you safe here.
/images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-29-2005, 07:09 AM
This is good [censored], Jake. You need to get published.
mslif
09-29-2005, 09:31 AM
[quote Everyone else needs to fight for second place. I think I deserve it for wooing mslif though.
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I think you do too /images/graemlins/heart.gif
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 09:32 AM
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This is good [censored], Jake. You need to get published.
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Thanks. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
But you're the one wooing mslif.
diebitter
09-29-2005, 09:35 AM
Yeah, mine's for an audience of one /images/graemlins/wink.gif
mslif
09-29-2005, 09:43 AM
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This is good [censored], Jake. You need to get published.
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Thanks. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
But you're the one wooing mslif.
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I had Diebitter's haiku in my mind last night, that's for sure.
diebitter
09-29-2005, 09:59 AM
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This is good [censored], Jake. You need to get published.
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Thanks. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
But you're the one wooing mslif.
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I had Diebitter's haiku in my mind last night, that's for sure.
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And yours haunts me.
I thought about it while I stood looking out, through the rain, into the dark night, and wondered what you were doing. And then took a walk in the cool, sweet rain, and drank the tiny drops that ran onto my lips.
mslif
09-29-2005, 10:06 AM
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And yours haunts me.
I thought about it while I stood looking out, through the rain, into the dark night, and wondered what you were doing. And then took a walk in the cool, sweet rain, and drank the tiny drops that ran onto my lips.
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I am imagining you saying that with your accent... /images/graemlins/heart.gif
IndieMatty
09-29-2005, 10:42 AM
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[quote Everyone else needs to fight for second place. I think I deserve it for wooing mslif though.
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I think you do too /images/graemlins/heart.gif
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You really like the /images/graemlins/heart.gif thing huh?
mslif
09-29-2005, 10:43 AM
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[quote Everyone else needs to fight for second place. I think I deserve it for wooing mslif though.
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I think you do too /images/graemlins/heart.gif
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You really like the /images/graemlins/heart.gif thing huh?
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I do, it's cute.
PocketJokers72
09-29-2005, 11:17 AM
I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!
mslif
09-29-2005, 11:19 AM
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I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!
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ahahahah! This is great. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
IndieMatty
09-29-2005, 11:21 AM
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I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!
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ahahahah! This is great. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Christ. I should have just bought you lunch.
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 11:22 AM
Alone in your bed.
Mr. Pink inside you now.
You don't need Pedro.
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Shajen
09-29-2005, 11:31 AM
Open the box, inflate.
Intimate caress, I enter
Real doll love sate me!
krimson
09-29-2005, 11:52 AM
i'm at work right now
but goddamn i'm horny yo
think i'll take a "break"
internet porn rules
where can I find some passwords?
i need to get off
I found a free site,
but there's no free videos
I need a 3rd hand
found some good stuff now
with some nice tits and anal
damn this feels so good
i'm about to cum
and my boss walks in on me
as i'm unloading
to HR I go
wtf was I thinking
i guess i'm "pro" now
diebitter
09-29-2005, 11:55 AM
very nice.
OOT I think has found the thing it is most talented at. I think 2+2's next book should be OOT Sex Haiku. Jake could have his own section.
PocketJokers72
09-29-2005, 02:07 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!
[/ QUOTE ]
ahahahah! This is great. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
next thing I know, you'll be flirting with me too!
I can only hope you don't find out I'm much dumberer than you.
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 02:15 PM
[ QUOTE ]
very nice.
OOT I think has found the thing it is most talented at. I think 2+2's next book should be OOT Sex Haiku. Jake could have his own section.
[/ QUOTE ]
Oh goody. Someone inspire me!
Shajen
09-29-2005, 02:22 PM
ok, Jake, the next one you do has to include:
robot sex and fire sauce
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 02:23 PM
[ QUOTE ]
ok, Jake, the next one you do has to include:
robot sex and fire sauce
[/ QUOTE ]
Not my style, man.
Shajen
09-29-2005, 02:27 PM
well [censored] you then.
<font color="white">I kid, I kid. </font>
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 03:40 PM
She gets drunk so quick.
She knows I want her pooper.
Four drinks and it's mine.
PocketJokers72
09-29-2005, 05:39 PM
A Haiku Ode to Tucker
She was a model
She doodied on my weiner
I puked in her ass
Padding your post count
With unfunny dirty haikus
Please make them funny
jakethebake
09-29-2005, 11:16 PM
Dress around your hips.
Pushing you against the wall.
Entering you rough.
Kyo Souma II
09-29-2005, 11:22 PM
Wrapping it around,
my shaft pressed against my taint,
my head up my ass.
Sunday comes again
So does my sweet slender friend
Late service special
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:19 AM
Your beautiful soul.
I can give it what it needs.
You won't take from me.
diebitter
09-30-2005, 05:20 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Your beautiful soul.
I can give it what it needs.
You won't take from me.
[/ QUOTE ]
Paging Dr Freud! /images/graemlins/wink.gif
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:20 AM
Your head on my chest.
Feeling your breath against me.
Wake you up to fvck.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:23 AM
Grabbing. Squeezing hard.
Taking you rough like you need.
Shoving it all in.
diebitter
09-30-2005, 05:24 AM
How do you type without error, with just one hand?
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:32 AM
It's a gift. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:35 AM
Panting. Breath so hot.
Kissing you hard. Nice tongue.
Grinding against you.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 05:44 AM
Autonomous me.
I opened the door too wide.
Now I'm fvcked for sure.
diebitter
09-30-2005, 06:00 AM
Jake churns out Haikus.
Hypothetical my ass
He's fooling no one
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 06:23 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Jake churns out Haikus.
Hypothetical my ass
He's fooling no one
[/ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/confused.gif
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 06:26 AM
Up way too early.
Good dreams interrupted. Sad.
So I'm at work now.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 06:29 AM
Coffee is so good.
Hoping I don't fall asleep.
Too tired to work now.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 07:04 AM
Pooperage I like.
Not that any hole won't do.
But that one I /images/graemlins/heart.gif
sexdrugsmoney
09-30-2005, 07:07 AM
Lexington Brian:
"OOT are all douchebags"
She didn't listen
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
[ QUOTE ]
Pooperage I like.
Not that any hole won't do.
But that one I /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
this cracked me up
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:06 AM
I will keep you safe.
Strong arms around you tonight.
You won't be lonely.
morning caresses
Matt pulls me close beneath him
happy grins all day
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:09 AM
Pillow under you.
Thrusting I hit it just right.
Hard and fast. You cum.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:10 AM
[ QUOTE ]
morning caresses
Matt pulls me close beneath him
happy grins all day
[/ QUOTE ]
Nice! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-30-2005, 08:13 AM
[ QUOTE ]
morning caresses
Matt pulls me close beneath him
happy grins all day
[/ QUOTE ]
Ah Katy! you had to encourage Jake. He'll be pounding em out all day now.
And the haikus.
bholdr
09-30-2005, 08:14 AM
oh baby, you're hot
slow down, sweetness you're too good
forget it, i'm done
good morning, strange girl
my name's john, i like to eat
my breakfast alone
apologies to PJN for that last one.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:14 AM
Watching you stroke it.
Legs spread wide. Looking at me.
Moaning. Getting close.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:15 AM
[ QUOTE ]
He'll be pounding em out all day now. And the haikus.
[/ QUOTE ]
Probably. I'm not really a poetry guy. But it's kinda fun. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-30-2005, 08:18 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not really a poetry guy. But it's kinda fun. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, it is, and I quite like the combined display of talent and perviness this thread seems to encompass. Would you enjoy it so much if it were 'film haiku' or 'book critique haiku' or 'sport haiku' I wonder?
/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:19 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not really a poetry guy. But it's kinda fun. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, it is, and I quite like the combined display of talent and perviness this thread seems to encompass. Would you enjoy it so much if it were 'film haiku' or 'book critique haiku' or 'sport haiku' I wonder?
/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
You really need to wonder that?
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:20 AM
Face down. Ass up high.
Moaning as I pump you full.
Waiting for my seed.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 08:22 AM
On your back legs spread.
Pillow raising your ass high.
All exposed to me.
waiting for xerox
his hands slip under her shirt
nobody’s looking
diebitter
09-30-2005, 08:25 AM
[ QUOTE ]
waiting for xerox
his hands slip under her shirt
nobody’s looking
[/ QUOTE ]
Katy. You brazen hussy!
I like you.
mslif
09-30-2005, 08:46 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
waiting for xerox
his hands slip under her shirt
nobody’s looking
[/ QUOTE ]
Katy. You brazen hussy!
I like you.
[/ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/frown.gif cheating already
diebitter
09-30-2005, 08:48 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
waiting for xerox
his hands slip under her shirt
nobody’s looking
[/ QUOTE ]
Katy. You brazen hussy!
I like you.
[/ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/frown.gif cheating already
[/ QUOTE ]
I was thinking of you all the time, I swear.
mslif
09-30-2005, 08:51 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
waiting for xerox
his hands slip under her shirt
nobody’s looking
[/ QUOTE ]
Katy. You brazen hussy!
I like you.
[/ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/frown.gif cheating already
[/ QUOTE ]
I was thinking of you all the time, I swear.
[/ QUOTE ]
I hope so and btw, good morning /images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-30-2005, 08:52 AM
Morning, princess
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 09:06 AM
Hurt she won't say why.
Pulling my armor back on.
Steel around my heart.
diebitter
09-30-2005, 11:49 AM
Little death its name
Oblivion is its gift
vive le petit mort
For the french contingent. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
krimson
09-30-2005, 11:54 AM
I bought her a drink,
and sprinkled in some rouphies.
rag doll sex is fun
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 11:55 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I bought her a drink,
and sprinkled in some rouphies.
rag doll sex is fun
[/ QUOTE ]
This is not funny at all. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
mslif
09-30-2005, 11:59 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Little death its name
Oblivion is its gift
vive la petite mort
For the french contingent. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP /images/graemlins/heart.gif
diebitter
09-30-2005, 12:00 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Little death its name
Oblivion is its gift
vive la petite mort
For the french contingent. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
I need to get my tongue around French properly, huh?
krimson
09-30-2005, 12:05 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I bought her a drink,
and sprinkled in some rouphies.
rag doll sex is fun
[/ QUOTE ]
This is not funny at all. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Fine...
I bought her ten drinks
and stuck in her pooper
drunk girls are such sluts
mslif
09-30-2005, 12:12 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Little death its name
Oblivion is its gift
vive la petite mort
For the french contingent. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
I need to get my tongue around French properly, huh?
[/ QUOTE ]
I'll do my best to help you in that department.
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 12:17 PM
Used to being sure.
Hard and sure. Now that's all gone.
Rug pulled from under.
samjjones
09-30-2005, 12:18 PM
Fantasy fulfilled
Troupe of Girl Scouts with Thin Mints
Locked in my basement
As I enter Her
I bump something, what is it?
Ah, there are my keys...
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 12:51 PM
[ QUOTE ]
As I enter Her
I bump something, what is it?
Ah, there are my keys...
[/ QUOTE ]
That made me laugh. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
09-30-2005, 01:54 PM
[ QUOTE ]
As I enter Her
I bump something, what is it?
Ah, there are my keys...
[/ QUOTE ]
LOL - you, sir, are a class act!
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 02:53 PM
Everyone's [censored] list.
Why do I deserve this now?
I've no idea.
touchfaith
09-30-2005, 02:56 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Everyone's [censored] list.
Why do I deserve this now?
I've no idea.
[/ QUOTE ]
oh shut the [censored] up already you piece of [censored]
jakethebake
09-30-2005, 02:58 PM
[ QUOTE ]
*** You are ignoring this user ***
[/ QUOTE ]
diebitter
09-30-2005, 04:52 PM
La petite morte calls
so come to me, princess, and
let's die a little.
mslif
09-30-2005, 05:04 PM
[ QUOTE ]
La petite mort calls
so come to me, princess, and
let's die a little.
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
I really like that one /images/graemlins/heart.gif
JihadOnTheRiver
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
My girlfriend told me
No OOT So I S
IIHP
-JOTR
diebitter
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
La petite mort calls
so come to me, princess, and
let's die a little.
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
I really like that one /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, THAT is [censored] poetry. I [censored] win!
It's nothing without my muse though. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Off to bed now. You sleep tight.
Supersetoy
09-30-2005, 08:17 PM
Drunk, limp, she's sucking
Room spinning, she's complaining
I wake up alone
antidan444
09-30-2005, 09:18 PM
You bastards had to suck me into this ...
Words I longed to hear,
"Now stick it in my pooper,"
Flowed from her soft lips
My sex life was great.
Then I went and tied the knot.
Dumbest move ever.
Worst curse ever: To
be good sex haiku writer
and bad in the sack
Infamous hot tub
picture left me infertile.
Cursed be their souls.
diebitter
10-01-2005, 02:16 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
La petite mort calls
so come to me, princess, and
let's die a little.
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
I really like that one /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Did you print it out and put it on a wall somewhere? /images/graemlins/wink.gif
jakethebake
10-01-2005, 09:28 AM
Taking you. Rough. Hard.
You want it that way. Need it.
Like a woman should.
gmrankin
10-01-2005, 09:37 AM
Behold the pussy
Its vast emptiness so warm
Inside i go now
jakethebake
10-01-2005, 09:45 AM
A beautiful day!
Good night's sleep. Wonderful dreams.
The world is all right.
mslif
10-01-2005, 10:14 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
La petite mort calls
so come to me, princess, and
let's die a little.
[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
I really like that one /images/graemlins/heart.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Did you print it out and put it on a wall somewhere? /images/graemlins/wink.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
yes, just above my bed.
littlebu
10-01-2005, 10:56 AM
These are great. I just read through every page at work and came up with one
My balls are blue now
Why did you stop stroking it
Thanks alot you bitch
diebitter
10-01-2005, 11:35 AM
[ QUOTE ]
These are great. I just read through every page at work and came up with one
My balls are blue now
Why did you stop stroking it
Thanks alot you bitch
[/ QUOTE ]
It must have taken you a good hour just to read Jake's.
GoCubsGo
10-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Keep telling me no.
You're going to fall asleep
Eventually.
jakethebake
10-01-2005, 02:12 PM
Between her spread legs.
Thrusting. Driving. As she screams,
"Pump me full of cock."
diebitter
10-03-2005, 07:59 AM
I cage a heart that's
hungry for forbidden fruit.
How I crave the juice!
PS. Anyone claims this is gay, is gay.
PPS. I'm bumping this to see if I can squeeze a few more outta Jake
jakethebake
10-03-2005, 08:44 AM
Into her body and soul.
Leaving part of me with her.
The sweetest moment.
mslif
10-03-2005, 09:33 AM
Last one for me (obviously Jake cannot be beaten)
Longing for his touch
Alone, horny and ready
Oh God! I want him.
jakethebake
10-03-2005, 09:48 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Last one for me (obviously Jake cannot be beaten)
[/ QUOTE ]
Jake has been inspired lately. /images/graemlins/heart.gif
littlebu
10-03-2005, 09:48 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It must have taken you a good hour just to read Jake's.
[/ QUOTE ]
It took awhile but I figured I might as well get paid for something lol.
diebitter
10-03-2005, 10:56 AM
Post deleted by diebitter
jakethebake
10-03-2005, 10:59 AM
A hole in my heart.
Only time or she can fill.
Will time have to do?
jakethebake
10-03-2005, 11:17 AM
Fate moved against us.
The opportunity passed.
Craving another.
diebitter
10-06-2005, 08:16 AM
Her dark eyes look up,
She sucks and swallows my seed,
She's pumping me dry.
jakethebake
10-06-2005, 08:21 AM
Fine...
Her lips wrap't 'round me.
Looking up into my eyes.
She swallows it down.
jakethebake
10-06-2005, 08:22 AM
Fvcking her sweet face.
My fingers wrapped in her hair.
Lips so beautiful.
diebitter
10-06-2005, 08:23 AM
try and get 'peachy' and '5 minutes' in the next one...
jakethebake
10-06-2005, 08:25 AM
[ QUOTE ]
try and get 'peachy' and '5 minutes' in the next one...
[/ QUOTE ]
No interest. I'll leave peachy and her 5 minutes to you. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
diebitter
10-06-2005, 08:28 AM
5 mins for Peachy!
The golf ball in the hose pipe
Didn't stand a chance.
ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 08:36 AM
Lick the Nazi head
Roll the balls, my sack is shaved
Oh God, close your eyes.
[ QUOTE ]
Lick the Nazi head
Roll the balls, my sack is shaved
Oh God, close your eyes.
[/ QUOTE ]
wow
jakethebake
10-06-2005, 08:38 AM
Sucking me so hard.
Darth Vader's helmet so big.
Let go. I explode.
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 08:49 AM
I part the rose lips
Ivory teeth, not so fast!
Oh yes, that's just right.
[ QUOTE ]
Sucking me so hard.
Darth Vader's helmet so big.
Let go. I explode.
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
um this is very distracting while I'm at work. I might have to go home.
ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 09:03 AM
You, laying back prone
I straddle your face and work
Your fingers please you.
diebitter
10-06-2005, 06:08 PM
my tongue deep in you
I tickle your soft, hot slit,
I taste you coming.
Okay, if there's any arguments about pronunciation, I suggest a standard all english-speaking nations can identify easily - pirate. OKAY?
steelcmg
10-06-2005, 06:10 PM
[ QUOTE ]
my tongue deep in you
I tickle your soft, hot slit,
I taste you coming.
Okay, if there's any arguments about pronunciation, I suggest a standard all english-speaking nations can identify easily - pirate. OKAY?
[/ QUOTE ]
Thats very good i wish i could write ths stuff
ChipWrecked
10-06-2005, 06:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
my tongue deep in you
I tickle your soft, hot slit,
I taste you coming.
Okay, if there's any arguments about pronunciation, I suggest a standard all english-speaking nations can identify easily - pirate. OKAY?
[/ QUOTE ]
Giving not getting? I'm ashamed to admit the concept hadn't occurred to me.
My d*ck in her mouth
Way too much cum to handle
She's in the E.R.
jakethebake
10-08-2005, 07:50 PM
Beginning anew.
Good and bad. The old is gone.
The morning so bright.
KaneKungFu123
10-08-2005, 08:08 PM
[ QUOTE ]
My d*ck in her mouth
Way too much cum to handle
She's in the E.R.
[/ QUOTE ]
rofl
gorie
10-08-2005, 08:19 PM
i've never done this before, let me try:
i'd feel so lucky
with my lips around your cock
please let me suck it
Peter666
10-08-2005, 08:24 PM
Pussy pulsating
Wetness running down the thigh
I wither away
Peter666
10-08-2005, 08:35 PM
Nobody looking
Let us indulge my lover
She answers "baa, baa"
gorie
10-08-2005, 08:43 PM
when i was younger
i use to hump my care bear
don't tell anyone.
Hot, strong, forbidden
Teasing, he undresses her
sucking her, licking
brassnuts
10-08-2005, 10:01 PM
haikus about sex,
on an internet forum,
to what ends, people?
slowly she rides me,
wait i said slowly damnit,
ugh, ugh, oooh, wooh, damn.
diebitter
10-09-2005, 02:00 AM
In dreams I ride you
we come and come through the hours,
oh to never wake.
I'm taking 'pirate' as standard pronunciation here, so 'hours' is AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS - one syllable.
Blarg
10-09-2005, 02:09 AM
The Red Shirt Lament
Kirk even bones green
I get one line and then die
Where's my space pussy?
gmrankin
10-09-2005, 02:55 AM
its small, so so small
I'm hung like a three year old
I wish it was big
diebitter
10-09-2005, 01:17 PM
I'm huge and pumping
So what do you mean when you
say, 'is it in yet?'
diebitter
10-10-2005, 02:21 AM
You ass is so tight
but when I pull out, why is
there always sweetcorn?
dcasper70
10-10-2005, 08:34 AM
Jakethebake is back.
he couldn't stay gone for long.
post more than haiku?
diebitter
10-14-2005, 07:08 PM
Sixteen kids - must be
a hotdog in an alley
or worm down a well
Clarkmeister
10-15-2005, 12:09 AM
[ QUOTE ]
the dim light reflects
beads of sweat upon your skin
you exhale and squirm
a feather brushes
around your hardened nipples
i am such a tease
you want to come now
but not until I say so
the ropes hold you tight
the thrusting dildos
rhythmically penetrate you
deep into the night
buzzing vibrations
increase in intensity
you are on the edge
suddenly they stop
you moan out in frustration
panting like a dog
vibrator removed
my tongue and mouth replace it
your body quivers
arching and straining
you explode in orgasm
your heartbeat racing
my tongue exploring
dildos pound relentlessly
you explode again
you have longed for this
exactly how you like it
under my control
[/ QUOTE ]
This one didn't get enough props.
Clarkmeister
10-15-2005, 12:15 AM
well done
Roybert
10-15-2005, 01:45 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Nasty oral sex
Is a hazy memory
Now that we're married.
[/ QUOTE ]
well struck
diebitter
10-15-2005, 02:38 AM
My lips lock'd in place,
my tongue far inside, you come,
tasty, salty, strong.
a race against time
think you can control your lust?
let us play a game
the smell of pleasure
arousal and frustration
permeates the air
the clock is ticking
escape is impossible
tied up so tightly
breathing rapidly
three holes filled, two vibrating,
the third surrounds me
if you can hold out
until the timer runs out
you'll be rewarded
if you come too soon
then according to the rules
you will be punished
I tweak your nipples
adding fuel to the fire
that burns within you
juices flow freely
your muscles squeeze the dildos
buried inside you
a moan escapes you
as you feel yourself slipping
closer to the edge
if you lose the game
what will your "punishment" be?
will you choose to lose?
WackityWhiz
10-21-2005, 01:03 PM
ugh I was almost there, then it ended
diebitter
10-21-2005, 02:19 PM
wrap me up in you,
my hardness in your softness,
my breath sharing yours
Take it all Grandma
I'm sorry, after the first sentence, I.. I.. couldn't go on. I'm in a very dark place right now.
LLL
[ QUOTE ]
ugh I was almost there, then it ended
[/ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Should I write a sequel?
jakethebake
10-21-2005, 04:16 PM
Your head pushed down hard.
Arching your back, ass circling.
Moaning, you take me.
diebitter
10-21-2005, 04:54 PM
tongue to your nipples
feeling them grow, I suck soft
then hard, and then soft
They grow to my tongue
and I lick them still harder
Our eyes lock, deeply
I move down and kiss
your navel and your tummy
gliding lower still
Tongue tip on your clit
teasing and tasting you well
How I get harder
I lick those lips hard,
and my tongue moves inside you,
tasting your rich juice
You are ready so
I slip inside, hot and sweet
like dipping in oil
We move slow at first
back and forth but we can't stop
the heat that grows there
Faster we are [censored]
closer to that point that we
wish to get to now
You come and tense,
I tense and come inside you
I spurt so deeply
We relax and so
enfold one another and
lie in the dark, spent
The night is so dark
but we have each other to
hold and [censored] and sleep.
diebitter
10-21-2005, 04:55 PM
My tongue, from the bud
of your ass to lips to clit,
Loves the taste of you
Shajen
10-21-2005, 04:58 PM
http://static.flickr.com/8/10192555_69c6a547cb_m.jpg
pc in NM
10-21-2005, 08:22 PM
She moans "[censored] me hard!!"
I dream 'double play relay'
I am still Da' Man!
jakethebake
10-22-2005, 01:03 PM
Legs spread wide for me.
Vulnerable. All exposed.
Showing me your need.
jakethebake
10-23-2005, 10:04 AM
Me pounding one hole.
Pink plastic in the other.
Moaning as you cum.
TheCroShow
10-23-2005, 02:11 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Padding your post count
With unfunny sex haikus
Your haikus are crap
[/ QUOTE ]
Circle jerk at 1
With lame O-O-T morans
Go suck a dick Jake
WHOA WHOA a little harsh at the end, my bad dawg, had to pick a name. Anyway, this thread wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Had a read through and half the "haikus" do not fit the 5-7-5 format. most are awful, maybe 2 or 3 are really good. keep trying though! =D
Los Feliz Slim
10-23-2005, 09:18 PM
I used to have sex.
Then my wife had a baby.
Now my balls are blue.
jakethebake
10-23-2005, 09:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I used to have sex.
Then my wife had a baby.
Now my balls are blue.
[/ QUOTE ]
Been there. I feel for you, man. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 11:08 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Padding your post count
With unfunny sex haikus
Your haikus are crap
[/ QUOTE ]
Circle jerk at 1
With lame O-O-T morans
Go suck a dick Jake
WHOA WHOA a little harsh at the end, my bad dawg, had to pick a name. Anyway, this thread wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Had a read through and half the "haikus" do not fit the 5-7-5 format. most are awful, maybe 2 or 3 are really good. keep trying though! =D
[/ QUOTE ]
This is not the funny haiku thread. This is the sex haiku thread. Somewhere in the middle of this thread I posted some crap. But I'm maintaining that my last couple were good.
Ponytail yanked back.
Moaning. Crying in rapture.
Feel me swell inside.
diebitter
11-01-2005, 11:13 AM
Aw c'mon, it's time this thread died.
Especially since my last one so pwns all the others. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 11:17 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Aw c'mon, it's time this thread died.
Especially since my last one so pwns all the others. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Your last one...Meh. Feel free not to post anymore. I'll post as the mood strikes me. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
diebitter
11-01-2005, 11:21 AM
okay!
Try to work 'dead', 'flogging' and 'horse' into the next one though, okay /images/graemlins/wink.gif
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 05:17 PM
Lust. Rage. Pent inside.
An explosion to be shared.
With someone. Somewhere.
diebitter
12-06-2005, 11:59 AM
You suck while I come
Take it all while you look up
eye to eye hunger.
henrikrh
12-06-2005, 12:05 PM
Requiem for a Dream (the poem)
A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.
Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?
[ QUOTE ]
Requiem for a Dream (the poem)
A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.
Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?
[/ QUOTE ]
Connelly.
And your second line is only six syllables....how about "some pervert shouts 'ass to ass' "?
The pussy buffet
Open twenty-four seven
Endless pink tacos
ScottieK
henrikrh
12-06-2005, 12:25 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Requiem for a Dream (the poem)
A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.
Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?
[/ QUOTE ]
Connelly.
And your second line is only six syllables....how about "some pervert shouts 'ass to ass' "?
The pussy buffet
Open twenty-four seven
Endless pink tacos
ScottieK
[/ QUOTE ]
Ahhh, sensei, I have brought shame unto my family. Six syllables is a failure, I shall perform seppuku.
Gamblor
12-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Where's your other hand?
Wait one second babe. Aha!
a Dirty Sanchez.
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