Lesbian Moaning

[BoxTree]

The lesbians next door make love approximately ten times a week. They do so at various hours of the day. They moan a lot.

At first, it was amusing.

Now it's kind of annoying.

But it's not interfering with my life. So I'm going to leave it alone.

That is all.

[shant]

How do you get anything done?

[Crimson]

Record it, and play it back on the nights they are not.

[Claunchy]

Not that it'll happen, but TTIWWP.

10 times a day? how many lesbian are we talking about here?

[TheMainEvent]

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But it's not interfering with my life. So I'm going to leave it alone.

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Yes, please don't be the guy who asked the lesbians next door to keep it down

[Crimson]

A new acronym, please, explain.

[TimM]

Sell tickets.

[Claunchy]

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ten times a week

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10 times a day?

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[TimM]

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next time they start moaning, make the dirtiest and loudest sex nose you can possibly make, then report back.

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next time they start moaning, make the dirtiest and loudest sex nose you can possibly make, then report back.

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I once read a pamphlet that featured a position known as "sex nose" but don't understand it in this context. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[sexdrugsmoney]

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At first, it was amusing.

Now it's kind of annoying.


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U R a Gay.

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How do you get anything done?

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i laughed

[Cyrus]

"We make love approximately once a week. When we do, we moan a lot.

The dork next door likes to eavesdrop and jerk off. He is also a heavy breather. And a loud comer. We can hear him beating off ten times a week.

At first, it was amusing.

Now it's kind of boring.

But he is not interfering with our lives. So we are going to leave him alone.

That is all."

[MyTurn2Raise]

that's disturbing

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next time they start moaning, make the dirtiest and loudest sex nose you can possibly make, then report back.

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I once read a pamphlet that featured a position known as "sex nose" but don't understand it in this context. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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you got my attention. link?

[lastsamurai]

Are they hot lesbians or do they look like german men with sex changes?

[BoxTree]

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Are they hot lesbians or do they look like german men with sex changes?

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They're Asian and they're hot.

Jeff would like them.

Except for the fact that they're lesbians.

[bravos1]

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Are they hot lesbians or do they look like german men with sex changes?

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They're Asian and they're hot.

Jeff would like them.

Except for the fact that they're lesbians.

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Pretty sure he'd still like 'em

[ddubois]

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They're Asian and they're hot.

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If you don't post pics, I am going to learn voodoo, just so I can stab you in the face.

[diebitter]

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Record it, create a dedicated website where guys can pay to download it, and make a mint. Oh, and give it free to OOT

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FYP

[MyTurn2Raise]

nsfw (http://www.xxxdailypic.com/asian_lesbians/3293x032.jpg)

[ChipWrecked]

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NSFW (http://www.xxxdailypic.com/asian_lesbians/3293x032.jpg)

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[MarkL444]

ive never wanted to be an asian lesbian so bad

[BoxTree]

309 page views in less than four hours. Sheesh. It's easy to be popular in OOT.

[Dave G.]

Asian lesbians? Mmmm. Come on man, help a brother out. Get us some video footage. I'm pretty sure you'd get elevated to god status here at OOT if you did.

I can't believe you're actually complaining about this. I'd love to have this sort of entertainment on a weekly basis. I hope you've at least gone over there and offered your services.

[diebitter]

Yeah! Have you offered to cure them?

[spamuell]

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Yeah! Have you offered to cure them?

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[b]"All they need is a good deep dicking."

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[stigmata]

I can sympathise with this problem, it does get annoying. Particularly annoying was the fact that it sounded a bit played up at times. Also, like any couple, it should calm down over time.

[diebitter]

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"All they need is a good deep dicking."

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Lesbians hate when you say this. And they can slap really, really hard.

[Jeebus]

that's why you just offer to fix their pipes. Tell them you can hear them draining from your apartment and think they might need a hand. or use some other good reference. Be sure to interupt them so they know exactly what you are referring to. They may actually be bisexual and you would have never known.

[2planka]

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"All they need is a good deep dicking."



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Lesbians hate when you say this. And they can slap really, really hard.

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You're probably just not saying it loud enough.

[oddjob]

just start clapping and cheering after they finish, so they can hear you.

[JRussell]

Nobody's mentioned that at least one of these lesbians probably closely resembles a large truck driver.

Sorry to ruin it for you guys, but thats usually the reality of a situation like that. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[speirs]

Lesbians rock. Lesbian moaning rock even harder.

[sfer]

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I believe the term is menage-a-trois.

Incite your own fake moaning lots at all hours to let them understand

[PokerBob]

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The lesbians next door make love approximately ten times a week. They do so at various hours of the day. They moan a lot.

At first, it was amusing.

Now it's kind of annoying.

But it's not interfering with my life. So I'm going to leave it alone.

That is all.

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[DrNo888]

Shouldn't be that hard to get pics.
Next time you hear them moaning, knock on the door and tell them you need pics of them doing each other so you can jerk off every time you hear them.

[The Armchair]

YOU KEEP ME ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS AT A TIME AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE HOT LESBIANS?

[tonypaladino]

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"All they need is a good deep dicking."



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Lesbians hate when you say this. And they can slap really, really hard.

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You're probably just not saying it loud enough.

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LOL

[BoxTree]

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YOU KEEP ME ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS AT A TIME AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE HOT LESBIANS?

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Oops. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Blarg]

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just start clapping and cheering after they finish, so they can hear you.

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Actually this sounds like it would be hilarious. I'm surprised to see a good suggestion from OOT!