View Full Version : how old is clarkmeister?
KaneKungFu123
09-27-2005, 01:07 AM
there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.
istewart
09-27-2005, 01:15 AM
Everyone in every nursing home in America has eaten Lindsay Lohan's pussy three times.
Dynasty
09-27-2005, 01:17 AM
The answer to this question can be found if you only look carefully.
DesertCat
09-27-2005, 02:25 AM
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there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.
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No one knows how old Clarkmeister is. His very appearance changes to suit his surroundings. He could be that young WPT wannabe with the dark shades and JOPKE hat that is always check raising you. Then your next visit, he's an old nit who plays nothing but the nuts, until that last hand where he bluffs you out of a big pot and shows, chuckling through his yellow teeth. He might be that aggressive asian woman, who cackles every time she beats you out of a pot and says "ni han, ni han!".
ClarkMeister is always in the casino. He's in the one seat, the five, no, the nine. ClarkMeister is in the air. He's everywhere.
You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken. That's when you'll hear him sing...
"‘Round and ‘round here we go again
Same old story, same old end
Turn my head
And turn back again
Same old stuff,
Never ends"
SinCityGuy
09-27-2005, 02:42 AM
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You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken.
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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.
sublime
09-27-2005, 02:44 AM
33 would be my guess
Schneids
09-27-2005, 05:05 AM
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You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken.
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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.
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Or getting stacked in Wynn NL games showing Ed Miller how not to play straights when opponents have full houses.
SCfuji
09-27-2005, 05:20 AM
his location says: 52. thats my guess.
ChipWrecked
09-27-2005, 06:19 AM
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his location says: 52. thats my guess.
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That's how many accounts he currently has on 'ignore'.
The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"
stabn
09-27-2005, 03:07 PM
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33 would be my guess
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I'm going with 43.
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The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"
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Clark's location in inches?
jakethebake
09-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"
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i thought this was answered before?
Justin A
09-27-2005, 09:51 PM
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The difference in heigh between Clark and Evan might be close to Clark's age.
Matt Flynn
09-27-2005, 10:13 PM
Evan picked up a stripper in a strip club on a 2+2 trip. He is officially 7'2".
closer2313
09-27-2005, 11:15 PM
33
andyfox
09-28-2005, 12:06 AM
70-80 is about right.
nolanfan34
09-28-2005, 12:49 AM
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Evan picked up a stripper in a strip club on a 2+2 trip. He is officially 7'2".
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Yeah, he has the highest confidence/height ratio that I've seen, I was impressed.
I only saw Clarkmeister very briefly in Vegas, but this thread is funny because I would bet even seeing him in person, it would be a very wide range of answers.
ClaytonN
09-28-2005, 12:51 AM
He's the same guy in the old avatar, right?
I would say 48.
Clarkmeister
09-28-2005, 01:18 AM
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70-80 is about right.
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He asked my age, not IQ.
edtost
09-28-2005, 01:22 AM
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Evan picked up a stripper in a strip club on a 2+2 trip. He is officially 7'2".
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Yeah, he has the highest confidence/height ratio that I've seen, I was impressed.
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napoleon complex WHAT?
OtisTheMarsupial
09-28-2005, 03:07 AM
He's 53.
But doesn't look a day over 45.
Really.
kurosh
09-28-2005, 03:53 AM
AFAIK, the guy who was Clarkmeister's avatar is not him. I can't remember who it is.
Nick B.
09-28-2005, 04:07 AM
[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
Dynasty
09-28-2005, 04:49 AM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
brick
09-28-2005, 06:26 AM
maybe he's about 34 or so. met him once at the mirage. looked pretty young.
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Evan picked up a stripper in a strip club on a 2+2 trip. He is officially 7'2".
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btw, my guess on clark's age is 37, but I really wouldn't be surprised with a wide range of real answers. He acts like he's about 15.
BaggyAnt
09-28-2005, 11:38 AM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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36
brick
09-28-2005, 12:26 PM
33
DrSavage
09-28-2005, 01:54 PM
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12/18/1971?
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Damn it , i just found it myself /images/graemlins/frown.gif. 1 post too late :/
B Dids
09-28-2005, 02:03 PM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
Schneids
09-28-2005, 03:24 PM
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12/18/1971?
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Damn it , i just found it myself /images/graemlins/frown.gif. 1 post too late :/
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I'm pretty sure Nick was intentionally pointing out the solution.
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
Rico Suave
09-28-2005, 04:45 PM
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
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If you are talking about that black & white pic with the nerdy guy wiht the little mustache (sorry, don't know herbert) ---that was definitely your best avatar. You should go back to it.
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tonypaladino
09-28-2005, 05:36 PM
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
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If you are talking about that black & white pic with the nerdy guy wiht the little mustache (sorry, don't know herbert) ---that was definitely your best avatar. You should go back to it.
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh.
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B Dids
09-28-2005, 07:00 PM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh or CDC.
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh or CDC or Dids's Grandfather.
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dan123
09-28-2005, 11:02 PM
hope you can come play at my table.
nolanfan34
09-29-2005, 12:28 AM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
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So, shortly after I found 2+2, I was seaching for web sites with plans to make your own poker table. I found a site with that same avatar on it. I remember e-mailing the guy with a question, and asking "are you sfer on 2+2?" I think he wondered what the hell I was talking about.
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MaxPower
09-29-2005, 11:56 PM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
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Not as bad as when I had the cover of Blonde on Blonde as my avatar. A lot of people thought it was a picture of me.
Luv2DriveTT
09-30-2005, 12:17 AM
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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com
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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.
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I assume it's in his profile right?
I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"
You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?
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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.
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Not as bad as when I had the cover of Blonde on Blonde as my avatar. A lot of people thought it was a picture of me.
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Why would they think that is you? We all know this is you and that you love to smoke cigars.
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bigfishead
10-01-2005, 08:14 PM
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70-80 is about right.
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He asked my age, not IQ.
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Thats a stretch.
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