Motivations of an internet poker site/forum mangina

[Vehn]

Discuss

[rusty JEDI]

did you just say "mangina."

[DaNoob]

i think i may have one of those and would be happy to share some hand histories to prove it

[Jimbo]

Rusty I think he forgot the V .

[adam74]

Well I never... (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina)

[adam74]

Is a 'mangina' the same as a 'kooter'? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[rusty JEDI]

Not from what i know a Kooter is. But I would love vehn's explanation of how mangina fits in his subject title, and if he really wanted to say mangina. Maybe he wanted to say manifesto, but im not sure.

If you've seen deuce bigelo male jigelo, you would have a better understanding of mangina.

[Jim Easton]

[adam74]

It certainly is! And I was amused by the second one as well: "A man that uses his privates like a woman."

What does that mean? A man that uses his privates like a woman uses her privates? A man that uses his privates like he uses a woman? Or something else entirely? Maybe the man in question is a high-ranking officer in the armed forces, and it refers to how he deploys the men under his command. I think the whole thing needs some clarification before it can be remotely considered worth of two-and-a-half stars.

Here's another, arguably more high-brow definition: "I think the term, 'Mangina' defines a man who is at the pinnacle of his career in satisfying the vagina, and all the emotional needs of a woman. Only a select few can achieve this status. Mangina's are not common, and many males strive for this status. Manginas are not trained or picked. They are born with the ability. Only over time do they realize they posses Mangina qualities. Some males who are born with Mangina qualities, never will realize their potential because their psyche becomes clouded with emotion and they are unable to realize their natural ability. In my interpretation of Mangina.......being called a Mangina is a good thing."

Thanks to Mr Farmer for that, but surely the plural of 'mangina' is 'manginae'.

And finally a poem, written by PhatKev...

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My Mangina (Here's one I wrote when I was really pissed after letting my mangina get the best of me.)

The erotic openness creates a clear innuendo
But my interior struggle bestows a diminuendo.

Without deception, her emphasis exhausts,
Yet I dwell like an egomaniac on the enlarged turmoil.

What could allow such a malevolent handicap
As it thrashes a promotion of its citizen regimen?

It's tough to decipher, but its cowardice now exposed,
I see that the fountainhead of it all is a bonifide mangina
And it smells.

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Genius!

So I now have a very good understanding of what the word 'mangina' means. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[beernutz]

Is a mangina what you end up with after a sex-change operation?

[Vehn]

I was thinking more of the classical internet description of a male who adopts a female online persona.

[rusty JEDI]

Great, now we know what you meant we can discuss it.

[adam74]

Great.

How about you get us started?

[adam74]

Did you have anyone specific in mind when you originally posted? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[Jim Easton]

I think it was more fun when we didn't know.

[beernutz]

A friend wants to know what you call a male who adopts the online persona of an inanimate object?

[Graham]

...or several.

[beernutz]

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Right, let me rephrase.

A friend wants to know what you call a male who adopts the online persona of one or more inanimate objects?

[Graham]

My misapplication of humour.
I was thinking of someone who gave themselves the online persona of plural savoury legumes...
Maybe you'd be a salted peanurd.. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif jk

[GrannyMae]

I see that the fountainhead of it all is a bonifide mangina
And it smells.

3 parts water, 1 part vinegar, and a teaspoon of lemon juice should help this problem.

(recipe is best used with a douchebag, but is delicous on salad greens as well)

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