Privacy while laying cable

[HopeydaFish]

In the spirit of all the dump-related questions recently...

My friends think I'm weird because I refuse to piss or take a dump in front of my girlfriend. If I'm in the washroom, the door is always locked. I also refuse to go in the washroom when she's in there on the can.

However, I have friends who have no problem with brushing their teeth while their SO sits on the can laying cable two feet away.

I think there are things that you don't need to see your SO doing, and sitting on the can is one of them.

[Slow Play Ray]

girls don't poop.

[dtbog]

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laying cable

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?

[tdarko]

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?


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me too, and this was when it was used correctly (when referring to sex).

[Shajen]

The correct terminology is

negotiating the release of some hostages

or

taking the browns to the super bowl.

or

dropping some kids off at the pool.

[dtbog]

"if you cannot see it, there is no poop".

words of wisdom from an age-old SIIHP thread

[Los Feliz Slim]

My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

[tdarko]

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dropping the cosby's off at the pool.


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[dtbog]

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My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

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I had a friend that would run water from the sink to produce background noise when she -- as she called it -- 'tinkled'.

[bravos1]

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My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

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LOL.. my wife and I don't even bother shutting the door unless we have company over.

[Eurotrash]

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?


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me too, and this was when it was used correctly (when referring to sex).

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yeah, I've only heard this used to desribe sex, and as "laying pipe"

[jakethebake]

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laying cable

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?

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Agreed.

[dcasper70]

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laying cable

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?

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Growing a Tail

[jakethebake]

The door stays open for #1 but is closed for #2. If it's absolutely necessary, we'll enter but there is no eye contact or verbal communication by either party.

[dcasper70]

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The door stays open for #1 but is closed for #2. If it's absolutely necessary, we'll enter but there is no eye contact or verbal communication by either party.

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Same, but no issues with communication during #1

[Los Feliz Slim]

This is one of the secrets of the strength of my marriage, by the way: separate bathrooms. I have my own corner of the world with my magazines and books and she has hers.

[HopeydaFish]

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?


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me too, and this was when it was used correctly (when referring to sex).

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I've heard it used for both sex and taking a dump. I prefer when the euphemism is used to describe sex, though...it's a little too graphic when it's used for the other thing.

I prefer 'Laying pipe' as the sex euphemism as opposed to 'Laying cable'...probably because I've never heard 'Laying pipe' being used to describe taking a dump.

[bravos1]

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The door stays open for #1 but is closed for #2. If it's absolutely necessary, we'll enter but there is no eye contact or verbal communication by either party.

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We'll carry on full conversations irrespective of the happenings. Every now and again, she'll close the door while I'm droppin the kids off at the pool if the stench is too much...

[HopeydaFish]

I have to say, I'm happy to see that most of the votes so far are pro-privacy. My girlfriend mentioned in front of my friends that I don't let her in the washroom when I'm in there, and a couple of my friends' girlfriends made a big production of how weird I was for doing that.

I don't want her standing there smelling my smells, hearing my farts, and listening to the sound of my [censored] splashing in the water. Call me strange.

[Eurotrash]

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I have to say, I'm happy to see that most of the votes so far are pro-privacy. My girlfriend mentioned in front of my friends that I don't let her in the washroom when I'm in there, and a couple of my friends' girlfriends made a big production of how weird I was for doing that.

I don't want her standing there smelling my smells, hearing my farts, and listening to the sound of my [censored] splashing in the water. Call me strange.

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I'm pro-privacy on this one. where the hell do you live that it's so normal for a chick to just take a [censored] while her boyfriend is standing next to her brushing his teeth?

[dtbog]

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I have to say, I'm happy to see that most of the votes so far are pro-privacy. My girlfriend mentioned in front of my friends that I don't let her in the washroom when I'm in there, and a couple of my friends' girlfriends made a big production of how weird I was for doing that.

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Guys will rag on their buddy in front of his girlfriend, but girls will rarely show anything but support for their friends, regardless of the situation. I bet these same girls would have called you weird for wanting to get your toothbrush if the issue was presented in the reverse.

[rohjoh]

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This is one of the secrets of the strength of my marriage, by the way: separate bathrooms. I have my own corner of the world with my magazines and books and she has hers.

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I like it...