Who the hell does this?

[jakethebake]

I just went in our kitchen and someone had cut a quarter out of a bagel and left the rest. Someone (I'm guessing the same person) did the same thing with a donut last time I brought some in. Why would someone do this? Do they really think someone is going to eat the rest after they've mangled it? Wtf?

[kenberman]

sorry about that.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[censored] women.

[jakethebake]

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It's a bagel for God's sake! It's not a large pepperoni pizza!

[gorie]

if there was a quarter in my bagel i'd cut it out too. $$

I feel your pain. My heart goes out to you.

BTW, if you're not going to finish that bagel, can I have it? Got any cream cheese in the fridge?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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It's a bagel for God's sake! It's not a large pepperoni pizza!

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Women lack the logical reasoning abilities that you and I take for granted.

[rohjoh]

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I just went in our kitchen and someone had cut a quarter out of a bagel and left the rest. Someone (I'm guessing the same person) did the same thing with a donut last time I brought some in. Why would someone do this? Do they really think someone is going to eat the rest after they've mangled it? Wtf?

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Did he leave his cell phone at his desk while he was cutting the bagel?

[Shajen]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: perfect spot for the "crop duster"

[jakethebake]

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Women lack the logical reasoning abilities that you and I take for granted.

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This has been clear to me for some time. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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I just went in our kitchen and someone had cut a quarter out of a bagel and left the rest. Someone (I'm guessing the same person) did the same thing with a donut last time I brought some in. Why would someone do this? Do they really think someone is going to eat the rest after they've mangled it? Wtf?

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Did he leave his cell phone at his desk while he was cutting the bagel?

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this would not surprise me at all.

[pokerdirty]

This would have been funnier if this person only took one side of the quarter cut, and left the other side there.

Maybe your wife is dieting?

[jakethebake]

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This would have been funnier if this person only took one side of the quarter cut, and left the other side there.

Maybe your wife is dieting?

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I don't work with my wife. Last time the person actually cut the quarter piece out of two different donuts. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[pokerdirty]

oops, i thought you said kitchen, i just figured you were at home.

Your office obviously needs to set up an X10 camera in the kitchen with a closed circuit television hooked up to your desk so you can see who the culprit is.

[jakethebake]

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oops, i thought you said kitchen, i just figured you were at home.

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If I was at home, I would know who did it and it would not be happening again. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[JordanIB]

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This would have been funnier if this person only took one side of the quarter cut, and left the other side there.

Maybe your wife is dieting?

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At 30 post per day, it must be a tough job.

I don't work with my wife. Last time the person actually cut the quarter piece out of two different donuts. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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[Blarg]

Phoney dieters do this.

In their minds, they're not indulging if they eat only a quarter at a time. You know, kind of like the people who think eating two small cookies gives you less calories than eating the same weight of cookie if it were all one big cookie, who get a salad for lunch but bury it in blue cheese dressing, who think that eating ten pieces of candy spread throughout the day will give you fewer calories than eating three pieces right now, and who pick at a tiny lunch then get a gigantic yoghurt for dessert. Or the fat lunch line ladies who show how disciplined they are about how they eat food by giving YOU extremely tiny portions.

Calories don't count unless you admit to them.

[IronDragon1]

So you going to hold out until this stops or what?

[jakethebake]

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So you going to hold out until this stops or what?

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Hold out? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[2planka]

This happens regularly where I work. I just lick every single bagel/donut in the box before making my selection. That way, if someone mangles a bagel it's no big deal to me.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Phoney dieters do this.

In their minds, they're not indulging if they eat only a quarter at a time. You know, kind of like the people who think eating two small cookies gives you less calories than eating the same weight of cookie if it were all one big cookie, who get a salad for lunch but bury it in blue cheese dressing, who think that eating ten pieces of candy spread throughout the day will give you fewer calories than eating three pieces right now, and who pick at a tiny lunch then get a gigantic yoghurt for dessert. Or the fat lunch line ladies who show how disciplined they are about how they eat food by giving YOU extremely tiny portions.

Calories don't count unless you admit to them.

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You mean... women.

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Phoney dieters do this.

In their minds, they're not indulging if they eat only a quarter at a time. You know, kind of like the people who think eating two small cookies gives you less calories than eating the same weight of cookie if it were all one big cookie, who get a salad for lunch but bury it in blue cheese dressing, who think that eating ten pieces of candy spread throughout the day will give you fewer calories than eating three pieces right now, and who pick at a tiny lunch then get a gigantic yoghurt for dessert. Or the fat lunch line ladies who show how disciplined they are about how they eat food by giving YOU extremely tiny portions.

Calories don't count unless you admit to them.

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You mean... women.

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Excellent work, succinct, accurate, to the point. A+

How about the blimps who order the triple cheeseburger, extra large fries, 2 fried pies and a DIET COKE!

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[cadillac1234]

We must work in the same building

Does the offender actually think someone is going to eat the last 1/4 bagel or donut that they so thoughtfully left?

[bravos1]

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How about the blimps who order the triple cheeseburger, extra large fries, 2 fried pies and a DIET COKE!

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Or gets a 3500 calorie salad with 6 fried chicken strips on it. It must be heathy because it is a salad!