Peter Schmuck

[miajag81]

Sports columnist for The Baltimore Sun (http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-sp.schmuck25sep25,1,1473123.column?coll=bal-sports-baseball). Seeing his name always makes me chuckle...in related news, I have the maturity of a 9-year-old.

[StevieG]

Moreover, his columns usually suck.

If there is a trite angle to a story, he's taking it.