I will talk to your friend on AIM and paste the convo

[this guy]

I'm bored and I feel like messing around with people. Hopefully this will go better than the last one we had (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=3483000&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1) .

YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her AIM name.
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful about him or her.
5) Post a word which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I talk to your friend.
2) I annoy/confuse/anger your friend
2) I post the conversation here.

[MCS]

[ QUOTE ]
Hopefully this will go better than the last one we had (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=3483000&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1) .

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you have a specific reason to think it will?

[this guy]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
Hopefully this will go better than the last one we had (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3483000&amp;page=&amp;view=&amp;sb=5&amp; o=&amp;fpart=all&amp;vc=1) .

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you have a specific reason to think it will?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm fairly certain I can't be any worse than the guy who tried last time.

[utmt40]

1. Joe
2. N30 Raven (the 0 is a zero)
3. Male
3. Plays p*ker and loves wrestling and goes to school at Tenn. Tech University
5. Talk about his porn collection and jerk fest he had last year.

[nubs]

Bob
BV12
Male
Dirty hippy that goes to Sierra Nevada College and listens to hippy music
Meow

[kyro]

Tom
RipperT7
Male
He drank too much, threw up in his room. Got a mop and cleaned it up, and then accidentally dumped the entire (vomit/water) combo all over his floor.
Jackal

[this guy]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
1. Joe
2. N30 Raven (the 0 is a zero)
3. Male
3. Plays p*ker and loves wrestling and goes to school at Tenn. Tech University
5. Talk about his porn collection and jerk fest he had last year.

[/ QUOTE ]

PrahladFriedman: is this joe?
N30 Raven: this is Joe
PrahladFriedman: hey dude hows it goin
N30 Raven: good
PrahladFriedman: its prahlad in case you haven't figured it out
N30 Raven: alright
PrahladFriedman: ok...
PrahladFriedman: hows the poker going?
N30 Raven: alright
PrahladFriedman: what does that mean
N30 Raven: sorry, I'm drawing a blank as to where I know you from.....
PrahladFriedman: we played poker once
PrahladFriedman: mike's friend?
PrahladFriedman: i also go to your school :/
PrahladFriedman: tall dark hair, jewish
N30 Raven: was it at Jodie's last semester?
PrahladFriedman: yup
N30 Raven: ohhhh alright
PrahladFriedman: i think i rapped for you guys too
PrahladFriedman: haha i'm trying to make a record
PrahladFriedman: hopefully one day
N30 Raven: ah
PrahladFriedman: do you play online?
N30 Raven: alright, yeah, I remember now
PrahladFriedman: hey i know this might sound kind of weird, but i heard you have a nice porn collection
PrahladFriedman: do you want to trade some stuff around?
PrahladFriedman: you there?
PrahladFriedman: dude it's no big deal
N30 Raven signed off at 6:50:17 PM.
N30 Raven signed on at 6:50:20 PM.
PrahladFriedman: dude are you ignoring me?
PrahladFriedman: i didn't mean to freak you out or anything
N30 Raven: no, my connection dropped out
N30 Raven: I just got all those messages at once
PrahladFriedman: oh that sucks
PrahladFriedman: we were talking about porn collections
N30 Raven: I played online over the summer
N30 Raven: and porn is a private thing, so...uh... no sharing
PrahladFriedman: come on, it's not that private
PrahladFriedman: i heard you have a nice collection
PrahladFriedman: i've been trading with some other guys here, it's been working out pretty good for us
N30 Raven: uh huh, well.... I don't like to share it or get porn from other guys
PrahladFriedman: why not?
PrahladFriedman: trust me dude, it's no big deal
N30 Raven: I just don't
PrahladFriedman: it's a win win situation
PrahladFriedman: fine
PrahladFriedman: that's cool
PrahladFriedman: will i at least get invited to your jerk fest this year?
N30 Raven: nope, I'm not doing that again
PrahladFriedman: are you serious
PrahladFriedman: dude i heard it was the [censored]
N30 Raven: it was a bad decision
PrahladFriedman: why?
N30 Raven: it was pain
PrahladFriedman: pain?
N30 Raven: pain
PrahladFriedman: i thought it worked out great
PrahladFriedman: thats what i heard anyways
N30 Raven: you didn't hear the dark side
PrahladFriedman: what's the dark side?
N30 Raven: the pain
PrahladFriedman: tell me man, i want to hear about it
N30 Raven: I don't want to talk about it
PrahladFriedman: that bad?
PrahladFriedman: did a bunch of guys start sticking it in each others poopers or something?
PrahladFriedman: did someone stick it in your pooper?
PrahladFriedman: those jerk fests can get out of hand at times
N30 Raven: no pooper sticking
PrahladFriedman: thats disapointing man
N30 Raven: uh huh
PrahladFriedman: how about us two
PrahladFriedman: we can have one together
PrahladFriedman: tonight
PrahladFriedman: i promise no pain
PrahladFriedman: you can bring your porn collection
N30 Raven signed off at 7:01:39 PM.


Ehh sort of disapointing so far. I need more people to IM.

[utmt40]

I thought it was kinda juicy...Good work

[Paluka]

Dissappointing? The guy admitted to having a "jerkfest"!

[NLSoldier]

haha, awesome.

[mostsmooth]

id help ignore this guy, but soembody would cry their eyes out

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
PrahladFriedman: will i at least get invited to your jerk fest this year?
N30 Raven: nope, I'm not doing that again

[/ QUOTE ]

rofl

[chuddo]

matt
havanadaydream17
male
he is the quintessential 'metro' douche
try to bring up the kittens accident.

[ QUOTE ]
Dissappointing? The guy admitted to having a "jerkfest"!

[/ QUOTE ]

[MikeNaked]

[ QUOTE ]
Dissappointing? The guy admitted to having a "jerkfest"!

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow - what does the "dark side" of a jerkfest look like? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Clarkmeister]

Get crackin'. You should have the 3rd one of these posted by now.

[STLantny]

WAAAY better than teh guy yesterday.

[WackityWhiz]

POTY, keep it up, this is awesome!

[tonypaladino]

1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


gold /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[this guy]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
matt
havanadaydream17
male
he is the quintessential 'metro' douche
try to bring up the kittens accident.

[/ QUOTE ]

This had potential, but I think I blew it big time. I need more names btw.

PrahladFriedman: hello
havanadaydream17: hie?
PrahladFriedman: hie?
PrahladFriedman: hiello?
havanadaydream17: hieliu?
PrahladFriedman: hielieeu?
PrahladFriedman: ok this is getting gay
havanadaydream17: mhm
PrahladFriedman: not that there's anything wrong with that
havanadaydream17: ok costanza
PrahladFriedman: matt
PrahladFriedman: who is costanza?
havanadaydream17: dont wear it out
havanadaydream17: seinfeld
havanadaydream17: "not that thers anything wrong with that"
havanadaydream17: sheesh, doofus.
PrahladFriedman: i'm sorry, i only watch friends
PrahladFriedman: JOKE
PrahladFriedman: that was a joke
havanadaydream17: omg i love friends
PrahladFriedman: you do??
havanadaydream17: who doesnt?
PrahladFriedman: wtf
havanadaydream17: wtf wtf/.
havanadaydream17: hehehe
PrahladFriedman: are you a chick or something
havanadaydream17: um nooo
havanadaydream17: and howd you know my real first name?
PrahladFriedman: that was a joke
havanadaydream17: oh ok. didnt know if you didnt know i go by Antony now
PrahladFriedman: why?
havanadaydream17: hmmm? it is just more glamorous
PrahladFriedman: Anthony or Antony
havanadaydream17: Antony
PrahladFriedman: oh
PrahladFriedman: i know some guy named Antony
PrahladFriedman: he's a tool
havanadaydream17: yeah well it is pronounced Aun-ta-nee
PrahladFriedman: that's actually pretty hot
havanadaydream17: i know :-)
PrahladFriedman: damn that's hot
havanadaydream17: :-*
PrahladFriedman: :-P
PrahladFriedman: so why is your name havanadaydream?
havanadaydream17: because thats what i am for all the ladies. a dream baby
havanadaydream17: and i look like the guy from dirty dancing havana nights
havanadaydream17: soooooooooo havana daydream
PrahladFriedman: dude that is sexy
PrahladFriedman: i bet all the guys dig you
havanadaydream17: ummm, they wish
PrahladFriedman: what, you're too good for them?
havanadaydream17: im so hungreeeeee
PrahladFriedman: hungry
havanadaydream17: i want some blueberry muffins
havanadaydream17: mmm
PrahladFriedman: get on your knees boy
havanadaydream17: they sound so good
PrahladFriedman: i'll let you lick my blueberries
havanadaydream17: har har funny guy!
PrahladFriedman: i'm serious
havanadaydream17: im a little stoned and want some muffins
PrahladFriedman: come over to my place
PrahladFriedman: i'll make you muffins
PrahladFriedman: we can have some fun
havanadaydream17: no way, i hate gay peole
PrahladFriedman: are you serious?
havanadaydream17: yeah, sorry hun
PrahladFriedman: i guess i should have picked up on it since you were being so manly and all
havanadaydream17: even a king can be a princess baby
PrahladFriedman: why don't you come over here and be my princess
PrahladFriedman: and i'll be the stable boy
PrahladFriedman: rawr
havanadaydream17: quit being a gaylord. or ill block you
havanadaydream17: even though i say rawr
PrahladFriedman: ok i'm just kidding
PrahladFriedman: rawrrr
havanadaydream17: im the king of this jungle
PrahladFriedman: you can be the king of my jungle anyday
PrahladFriedman: :-*
PrahladFriedman: anyways
havanadaydream17: sup
PrahladFriedman: the kittens...
havanadaydream17: ?
PrahladFriedman: i heard about the kittens accident
havanadaydream17: im assuming you are sarahs roommate, or friend?
PrahladFriedman: i'm sarahs lover, yes
havanadaydream17: no way
havanadaydream17: really?!
PrahladFriedman: why?
havanadaydream17: whats your nationality?
PrahladFriedman: i'm jewish
havanadaydream17: then no way, she only dates mexican guys
havanadaydream17: funny joke though
PrahladFriedman: i guess i'm lucky
havanadaydream17: nope, she is a beaner chaser.
PrahladFriedman: she is a jew chaser now
PrahladFriedman: i think its because i'm good at poker
PrahladFriedman: and i rap really good
PrahladFriedman: i have a cd deal coming out soon
PrahladFriedman: anyways
PrahladFriedman: kittens
havanadaydream17: yeah i play poker
PrahladFriedman: tell me about it
havanadaydream17: i really dont want to talk about the whole thing
havanadaydream17: especially to some jew
PrahladFriedman: to some jew?
havanadaydream17: im sure you know the whole story and i dont want to even think about i
havanadaydream17: t
PrahladFriedman: wtf
havanadaydream17: wtf wtf
PrahladFriedman: is your problem
PrahladFriedman: why do you have to be so racist
havanadaydream17: whateva
PrahladFriedman: jesus christ
PrahladFriedman: sarah told me she thought you were a closet neo nazi
PrahladFriedman: makes perfect sense now
havanadaydream17: whateva.
havanadaydream17: i hate those nazis
havanadaydream17: and they dress horribly
PrahladFriedman: they do!
PrahladFriedman: i saw this neo nazi dude on the street the other day
PrahladFriedman: and he was wearing a wife beater and plaid shorts
havanadaydream17: omg
PrahladFriedman: i mean seriously, who dresses like that
havanadaydream17: how tacky
PrahladFriedman: i wanted to go shoot him
PrahladFriedman: but i didn't have my gun with me
havanadaydream17: cool. i stabbed a guy once for calling me a faggot
PrahladFriedman: dude you shoulda just shot him
PrahladFriedman: and then butt raped him screaming "who's the faggot now!"
havanadaydream17: LOLOLOL
PrahladFriedman: HAHA
PrahladFriedman: OMG HEE HEE ROFLBBQ!!!11one
PrahladFriedman: :-D
havanadaydream17: ur lame
PrahladFriedman: why
havanadaydream17: i bet you love star wards
PrahladFriedman: sarah says hi
PrahladFriedman: i love star wars
havanadaydream17: jewing up star wars
PrahladFriedman: those stormtroopers are hot
PrahladFriedman: skywalker was a jew

havanadaydream17: some nights i thirst for real blood
havanadaydream17: for real knives
havanadaydream17: for real cries
PrahladFriedman: wtf was that
havanadaydream17: my freestyling
havanadaydream17: bitch
PrahladFriedman: dude you are terrible
havanadaydream17: lick taint
PrahladFriedman: i would own you any second
PrahladFriedman: i be the jewish eminem
havanadaydream17: feminem
PrahladFriedman: jeminem
PrahladFriedman: bitch
PrahladFriedman: get it right
PrahladFriedman: but serioulsy
PrahladFriedman: can you tell me about the kittens accident
havanadaydream17 wants to directly connect.
PrahladFriedman is not accepting Direct IM connections.
havanadaydream17: you know im not talking about that
PrahladFriedman: why not
havanadaydream17: there is only one left
PrahladFriedman: dude its not big deal
havanadaydream17: because it was a bad thing
PrahladFriedman: sarah didn't tell me anything
PrahladFriedman: she told me to ask you
PrahladFriedman: which is why i IMed you
havanadaydream17: oh
PrahladFriedman: i had a similar experience
havanadaydream17: with a clothes hamper as well?
PrahladFriedman: i need to hear your story
havanadaydream17: because you are gay
havanadaydream17: ill give you the equation
havanadaydream17: moving in a clothes hamper full of dvds + losing grip/tripping(i dont exactly know how it happens) + box of kittens = you figure it out
PrahladFriedman: oh [censored]
PrahladFriedman: how many?
havanadaydream17: there were 5 in there.
havanadaydream17: one didnt get hit at all
PrahladFriedman: omg
PrahladFriedman: i'm so sorry
havanadaydream17: yeah. kind of why ive been so touchy lately
PrahladFriedman: yeah i totally understand
PrahladFriedman: sorry if i made fun of you baby
havanadaydream17: i dont care
havanadaydream17: accidents happen
PrahladFriedman: my accident was
PrahladFriedman: i left the bath running
PrahladFriedman: went out to get some stuff
PrahladFriedman: came back in, and my cat had drowned in the tub
PrahladFriedman: it was so painful
havanadaydream17: yeah i understand
havanadaydream17: i can still hear the mewing
PrahladFriedman: i mean seriously, it hurts to much
PrahladFriedman: people can't understand
havanadaydream17: at least it drowned
havanadaydream17: two of them were so badly injured
havanadaydream17: and sufferred
PrahladFriedman: omg
PrahladFriedman: that sounds terrible
PrahladFriedman: are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?
PrahladFriedman: you got angry and decided to beat your kittens with the hamper
havanadaydream17: bye [censored]

[Clarkmeister]

You try hard, I'll give you that. Get working on #3.

[tonypaladino]

Outstanding

[ QUOTE ]



PrahladFriedman: ok this is getting gay
havanadaydream17: mhm




PrahladFriedman: i'm sorry, i only watch friends
PrahladFriedman: JOKE
PrahladFriedman: that was a joke
havanadaydream17: omg i love friends
PrahladFriedman: you do??
havanadaydream17: who doesnt?




havanadaydream17: oh ok. didnt know if you didnt know i go by Antony now
PrahladFriedman: why?
havanadaydream17: hmmm? it is just more glamorous
PrahladFriedman: Anthony or Antony
havanadaydream17: Antony
PrahladFriedman: oh
PrahladFriedman: i know some guy named Antony
PrahladFriedman: he's a tool
havanadaydream17: yeah well it is pronounced Aun-ta-nee
PrahladFriedman: that's actually pretty hot
havanadaydream17: i know :-)
PrahladFriedman: damn that's hot
havanadaydream17: :-*
PrahladFriedman: :-P
PrahladFriedman: so why is your name havanadaydream?
havanadaydream17: because thats what i am for all the ladies. a dream baby





PrahladFriedman: come over to my place
PrahladFriedman: i'll make you muffins
PrahladFriedman: we can have some fun
havanadaydream17: no way, i hate gay peole
PrahladFriedman: are you serious?
havanadaydream17: yeah, sorry hun
PrahladFriedman: i guess i should have picked up on it since you were being so manly and all
havanadaydream17: even a king can be a princess baby
PrahladFriedman: why don't you come over here and be my princess
PrahladFriedman: and i'll be the stable boy
PrahladFriedman: rawr
havanadaydream17: quit being a gaylord. or ill block you
havanadaydream17: even though i say rawr







havanadaydream17: i hate those nazis
havanadaydream17: and they dress horribly
PrahladFriedman: they do!
PrahladFriedman: i saw this neo nazi dude on the street the other day
PrahladFriedman: and he was wearing a wife beater and plaid shorts
havanadaydream17: omg
PrahladFriedman: i mean seriously, who dresses like that
havanadaydream17: how tacky
PrahladFriedman: i wanted to go shoot him
PrahladFriedman: but i didn't have my gun with me
havanadaydream17: cool. i stabbed a guy once for calling me a faggot
PrahladFriedman: dude you shoulda just shot him
PrahladFriedman: and then butt raped him screaming "who's the faggot now!"


[/ QUOTE ]

[dlk9s]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Dissappointing? The guy admitted to having a "jerkfest"!

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow - what does the "dark side" of a jerkfest look like? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

My guess is that something ended up in someone's eye.

This thread has pleasantly surprised me.

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
PrahladFriedman: my accident was
PrahladFriedman: i left the bath running
PrahladFriedman: went out to get some stuff
PrahladFriedman: came back in, and my cat had drowned in the tub
PrahladFriedman: it was so painful
havanadaydream17: yeah i understand
havanadaydream17: i can still hear the mewing
PrahladFriedman: i mean seriously, it hurts to much
PrahladFriedman: people can't understand
havanadaydream17: at least it drowned
havanadaydream17: two of them were so badly injured
havanadaydream17: and sufferred
PrahladFriedman: omg
PrahladFriedman: that sounds terrible
PrahladFriedman: are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?
PrahladFriedman: you got angry and decided to beat your kittens with the hamper
havanadaydream17: bye [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]

should of told him you gave it mouth to mouth... but nice regardless.

You are pretty good at this

*edit to make it shorter

[utmt40]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


gold /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFLMAO

[NLSoldier]

you're good at quoting the entire freaking aim convo in your post.

That was great, the ending is actually pretty near perfect, go out with a bang rather than dragging it out.

[this guy]

I need more names.

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


gold /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
I need more names.

[/ QUOTE ]

C'mon OOT, step up and help the brotha out.

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I need more names.

[/ QUOTE ]

C'mon OOT, step up and help the brotha out.

[/ QUOTE ]

And give him an extra name or two so he can fake it better initially.

[NLSoldier]

Jeff
IRULEATHALO
Male
try to find out as much as possible about his girlfriend
mention how much better halo 1 is than halo 2 and you will be in. it would also help to mention that you know a gay guy named jackie.

[iluzion]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Joe
2. N30 Raven (the 0 is a zero)
3. Male
3. Plays p*ker and loves wrestling and goes to school at Tenn. Tech University
5. Talk about his porn collection and jerk fest he had last year.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wtf is this jerk fest you refer to? I'd say its a coinflip (at best) that the story is absolutly hilarious (as opposed to making me vomit)

[jokerthief]

This thread rules. I don't even care if it's fake (it might be). This should become a regular thing.

[x2ski]

Next episode please... /images/graemlins/smile.gif

This could be the next Jerky Boys.

I'd call it - Jewkey Boys.

[CardSharpCook]

You have done well.

[this guy]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
Jeff
IRULEATHALO
Male
try to find out as much as possible about his girlfriend
mention how much better halo 1 is than halo 2 and you will be in. it would also help to mention that you know a gay guy named jackie.

[/ QUOTE ]

...

PrahladFriedman: jeff
IRuleAtHalo: who is this
PrahladFriedman: guess
IRuleAtHalo: i see
PrahladFriedman: dude i played halo 2 today
PrahladFriedman: its pretty disapointing
PrahladFriedman: anyways
PrahladFriedman: guess who this is
IRuleAtHalo: i dont know
IRuleAtHalo: prahladfriedman?
PrahladFriedman: you can't even think of a decent guess
PrahladFriedman: how was your weekend dude
IRuleAtHalo: pretty horrible
PrahladFriedman: what happened?
IRuleAtHalo: i suck at poker how about you
PrahladFriedman: i think i'm getting better
PrahladFriedman: did you lose a lot playing poker?
IRuleAtHalo: you are wachitywhiz?
PrahladFriedman: yes
PrahladFriedman: that is me
IRuleAtHalo: how was i supposed to guess that
PrahladFriedman: you just did
IRuleAtHalo: no i used resources
PrahladFriedman: what kind?
IRuleAtHalo: 2+2
IRuleAtHalo: search
PrahladFriedman: nice
PrahladFriedman: you're a sharp guy
PrahladFriedman: figuring out who i am so quickly and accurately
IRuleAtHalo: how do you know who i am
PrahladFriedman: i dont know who wackitywitz is
PrahladFriedman: i was just kidding
PrahladFriedman: whats 2+2?
PrahladFriedman: and who is wackitywitz
IRuleAtHalo: 1 sec
PrahladFriedman: ok
IRuleAtHalo: i meant "this guy"
PrahladFriedman: there we go
PrahladFriedman: good for you
PrahladFriedman: nlsoiler is an idiot
IRuleAtHalo: i dont think so
PrahladFriedman: why not?
IRuleAtHalo: i think hes pretty intelligent
PrahladFriedman: what makes you think that
PrahladFriedman: give me specific examples
IRuleAtHalo: why dont you tell me who you are first
PrahladFriedman: you just figured out who i am
IRuleAtHalo: why is your sn prahladfriedman
PrahladFriedman: because that is my real name
IRuleAtHalo: no it isnt
PrahladFriedman: i just made this to mess with people
PrahladFriedman: is this ogre??
IRuleAtHalo: yeah

IRuleAtHalo: nlsoldier is a tool

[Clarkmeister]

get backon the horse.

[this guy]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />
1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


gold /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

She figured out I was a 2p2er.

PrahladFriedman: how many people messaged you?
olivia497: around 40
PrahladFriedman: jesus
PrahladFriedman: you're not exagerrating?
olivia497: nope.
PrahladFriedman: that is kind of sad
olivia497: indeed, mostly annoying

[this guy]

I need some more names!

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


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[/ QUOTE ]

She figured out I was a 2p2er.

PrahladFriedman: how many people messaged you?
olivia497: around 40
PrahladFriedman: jesus
PrahladFriedman: you're not exagerrating?
olivia497: nope.
PrahladFriedman: that is kind of sad
olivia497: indeed, mostly annoying

[/ QUOTE ]

Clearly, people should PM you their info and you can then act with stealth.

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
IRuleAtHalo: you are wachitywhiz?

[/ QUOTE ]

uh, what? lol

[Ogre]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
IRuleAtHalo: you are wachitywhiz?

[/ QUOTE ]

uh, what? lol

[/ QUOTE ]

I messed up when i was reading the post i meant this guy

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
IRuleAtHalo: you are wachitywhiz?

[/ QUOTE ]

uh, what? lol

[/ QUOTE ]

I messed up when i was reading the post i meant this guy

[/ QUOTE ]

i didn't finish reading it b4 I responded, my bad

[NLSoldier]

haha, I figured he would catch on pretty quick. oh well, thx for the effort.

[ QUOTE ]
Clearly, people should PM you their info and you can then act with stealth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Clearly, people need to give him names of people that aren't 2+2ers...

[Stuey]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. Olivia
2. olivia497
3. Female
4. Likes MySpace
5. "Lexington Brian"


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She figured out I was a 2p2er.

PrahladFriedman: how many people messaged you?
olivia497: around 40
PrahladFriedman: jesus
PrahladFriedman: you're not exagerrating?
olivia497: nope.
PrahladFriedman: that is kind of sad
olivia497: indeed, mostly annoying

[/ QUOTE ]

Can we find poloboy?

[this guy]

WTF? Who is this?

CamocyD: Ned?
PrahladFriedman: yeah dude whats up
CamocyD: Mike gave me your screename finally
CamocyD: Dude havent talked in ages man
PrahladFriedman: yeah it's been a while
PrahladFriedman: are you still banging that arab chick?
CamocyD: WHAT?
CamocyD: the hell you are talking about?
CamocyD: Hold up are you Ned Taylor?
PrahladFriedman: yeah
CamocyD: oh okey
PrahladFriedman: wait who's this
CamocyD: Jeff?
CamocyD: Jeff Reznor, remember from the fat camp?
PrahladFriedman: no
CamocyD: Oh
PrahladFriedman: i never went to fat camp
PrahladFriedman: i did pilates at home with my grandma
CamocyD: we were cool, but that was ages ago
CamocyD: Oh sorry, Mike must have given me the wrong screename
CamocyD: Pilates, how did that work out for you?
PrahladFriedman: not bad
PrahladFriedman: it's surprisingly effective
CamocyD: I have tried eevrything to lose weight, but it's not just coming off
PrahladFriedman: how much do you weigh?
CamocyD: 130 LB's
CamocyD: 230*
CamocyD: :'(.
CamocyD: How much do you weight?
PrahladFriedman: how tall?
CamocyD: 5'7''
PrahladFriedman: i used to be 6'4 280
PrahladFriedman: i'm down to 200
PrahladFriedman: took me two years
CamocyD: very nice
PrahladFriedman: i'm just kidding man this is ned
CamocyD: What does your screename mean
CamocyD: =-O
CamocyD: ned
CamocyD: I knew it was you
PrahladFriedman: hi jeff
CamocyD: Remember that time at the camp, we went fishing and you had to [censored] and no toilet was around, so you went into bushes and got bitten by a racoon
PrahladFriedman: why are you telling me this?
CamocyD: Whatd o you mean
CamocyD: What do*
CamocyD: it was fun, you were running around and screaming and bleeding everywheer with your poopy buttocks
PrahladFriedman: that was a traumatizing time for me
PrahladFriedman: mike came over later and stuck it in my pooper and made it all better though
PrahladFriedman: it wasn't fun
PrahladFriedman: i'm deeply hurt
CamocyD: erm?
PrahladFriedman: by your insincerity
PrahladFriedman: you fat tool
CamocyD: What are you talkign about?
PrahladFriedman: jesus you're so insensitive
CamocyD: It was funny, we laughed about it for days and days...
PrahladFriedman: i laughed on the outside
PrahladFriedman: on the inside i was hurt
PrahladFriedman: i was crying inside
CamocyD: No you weren't
PrahladFriedman: how would you know?
CamocyD: because
PrahladFriedman: you can see my soul or something?
CamocyD: You really don't sound like Ned

[NLSoldier]

wtf

[this guy]

I need some names...

[NLSoldier]

lol, post the convo with djstrike

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
I need some names...

[/ QUOTE ]

C'mon people. PM the man some names!

[siccjay]

I PMed you, don't let me down.

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
I PMed you, don't let me down.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's it. Some more people step to the plate.

[Ogre]

DriveRsx03
Brian
ask him about his reciently crashed rsx
also ask him about his mom walking in on him while he was watching porn, this was a while ago but it will be funny
slip in the word "nub" or "noob"

[ClaytonN]

1. pendar
2. bravos49
3. male
4. goes to georgia college &amp; state u. aka gcsu
5. got arrested for public drunkenness recently and needs money
6. likes coldplay &amp; the braves

*edit - he also jokingly refers to himself as the terrorist but he's from Iran so if you get aggressive on that line you could get him pissed.

[gobboboy]

1. Mat
2. Capnstyx2005
3. Male
4. Goes to Illinois State University.
5. Band nerd.
6. Asked his parents for permission to hang out with his friends while a senior in high school.
7. Has a crush on someone with a last name of Allhands. Make jokes about hands a lot.

[this guy]

This is getting tiring, and I think I'm losing my touch.

PrahladFriedman: tim
pmpntm9: whos this?

PrahladFriedman: how's it goin
PrahladFriedman: guess
PrahladFriedman: how were summer classes?
pmpntm9: hmmmm
pmpntm9: no information provided is a good profile to go off of...
PrahladFriedman: i'm a man of mystery
PrahladFriedman: i heard something about you and jail
pmpntm9: gosh
pmpntm9: whos this!
PrahladFriedman: you have to guess
PrahladFriedman: so tell me about jail!
PrahladFriedman: story please
pmpntm9: hahaha
pmpntm9: ok
pmpntm9: well
pmpntm9: we were on I-44
pmpntm9: me my cuz and his friend
pmpntm9: and he like almost hit a cop
pmpntm9: it was super gay
pmpntm9: like he got cahrged with a DWI
pmpntm9: but anyone coulda did what he did suober
pmpntm9: itw as retarded
PrahladFriedman: how did he almost hit a cop?
pmpntm9: there was soome gay truck stopped on the highway
pmpntm9: and a cop was behind it
pmpntm9: the guy in front of us got out of the way at the last second
PrahladFriedman: that sucks dude
pmpntm9: and he couldnt swerve so he hit the brakes and skidded right up to him
PrahladFriedman: damnnn
pmpntm9: yeah it was gay
PrahladFriedman: they put you guys in jail for that?
pmpntm9: so i had to sit in jail for 12 hours
pmpntm9: well my cuz bailed himself out somehow
PrahladFriedman: was it scary?
pmpntm9: but he couldnt bail uso ut for some reason
pmpntm9: it was SO gay
pmpntm9: cause i just popped a stacker like 2 hours before
pmpntm9: so i couldnt sleep the whole time
pmpntm9: just laying awake in the bed listening to the inmates yell at eachother
pmpntm9: there was a hole in the floor to pee in
pmpntm9: oh!
pmpntm9: and we had to wear the classic balck and white stripes
pmpntm9: it was so funny
pmpntm9: theyre like ok put this on and im like wtf are you serioes
pmpntm9: i was luaghin so hard
pmpntm9: and the were super serious abou tit
pmpntm9: it was so gay
pmpntm9: then my mom shows up outta nowhere
pmpntm9: like they wouldnt let her talk to me or anything
PrahladFriedman: wow
PrahladFriedman: that is awesome
pmpntm9: so she drove the 2 hours down to my town cause she had no iddea what was going on
pmpntm9: haha yeah
PrahladFriedman: good thing you didn't get raped
pmpntm9: haha yeah
pmpntm9: so to whom am i speaking?
PrahladFriedman: same
PrahladFriedman: sam
pmpntm9: golden?
PrahladFriedman: i was in prison once
PrahladFriedman: yeah
pmpntm9: hahah
pmpntm9: nice
pmpntm9: prison?
pmpntm9: or jail?
PrahladFriedman: prison
pmpntm9: holy hsit
pmpntm9: for what?&gt;
pmpntm9: how long?
PrahladFriedman: i got mixed up in an attempted bank robbery
pmpntm9: lol
pmpntm9: wow
PrahladFriedman: yeah it was pretty [censored] up
PrahladFriedman: i got out though after two months
PrahladFriedman: they made a slight mistake
pmpntm9: ARE YOU KDDING
pmpntm9: 2 [censored] months?!
PrahladFriedman: you have no idea what those 2 months were like man
PrahladFriedman: i was so ridiculously scared
PrahladFriedman: some huge black guy kept hitting on me
PrahladFriedman: you have no idea how scary it is man
pmpntm9: wowowo
pmpntm9: you were in with the general population
pmpntm9: they kept threateing to put us in "population"
pmpntm9: i was so [censored] sacred of that
pmpntm9: woww
pmpntm9: i cant believe
pmpntm9: you were in for 2MONTHS
PrahladFriedman: yup
PrahladFriedman: there was these two guys
pmpntm9: yeah
pmpntm9: ?
PrahladFriedman: they were cellmates
PrahladFriedman: but one day
PrahladFriedman: one of them just stabs the other
PrahladFriedman: and just starts going crazy on him
PrahladFriedman: and then makes him eat his [censored]
PrahladFriedman: i kid you not
PrahladFriedman: he made the guy eat his [censored]
pmpntm9: lol
pmpntm9: holy [censored]
PrahladFriedman: it was some sort of money dispute
PrahladFriedman: i mean these guys were buddies
pmpntm9: jesus
PrahladFriedman: but one day they have an argument about a couple of bucks and one of the guys just goes NUTS
PrahladFriedman: stabs him, makes him eat his own [censored]
PrahladFriedman: crazy stuff
pmpntm9: wowow
pmpntm9: what happened to the guy that did it?
PrahladFriedman: nothing
PrahladFriedman: new cellmates, that was it
pmpntm9: !
PrahladFriedman: guess who's new cellmate he was
pmpntm9: LOL

PrahladFriedman: yeah
PrahladFriedman: mine
PrahladFriedman: he was pretty nice to me though
pmpntm9: thats good

PrahladFriedman: he got mad once and drove my face into the floor
PrahladFriedman: but besides that he was ok to me
pmpntm9: did you see anyone walking around as someone elses bitch
pmpntm9: did he like look out for you?
PrahladFriedman: yeah
PrahladFriedman: its the weirdest thing
pmpntm9: thast sweet
PrahladFriedman: he was a sort of brotherly figure
PrahladFriedman: he wasn't there the one time i really needed him though
PrahladFriedman: you can't tell anyone about this ok
PrahladFriedman: i'm serious
pmpntm9: ok
pmpntm9: ok
pmpntm9: fine
PrahladFriedman: i can't believe i'm telling you this
PrahladFriedman: i'm just on a roll with this prison thing
PrahladFriedman: i got raped
pmpntm9: haha well i know how it is
pmpntm9: woa
PrahladFriedman: and no one gave a crap in there
PrahladFriedman: no pun intended
pmpntm9: holy god
pmpntm9: you should sue the [censored] state
pmpntm9: seriously
PrahladFriedman: can i do that?
PrahladFriedman: i really doubt it would get me anywhere
pmpntm9: YEAH!
pmpntm9: its called wrongful imprisonment
PrahladFriedman: it's complicated man
PrahladFriedman: they paid me off a decent amount anyways
pmpntm9: really?
PrahladFriedman: yeah
PrahladFriedman: i thought it was worth it at the time
PrahladFriedman: but i'm not sure
pmpntm9: how much
PrahladFriedman: i remember i was just there, minding my own business, and five guys just swarm me
pmpntm9: i garuntee it wasnt enough
PrahladFriedman: i cant say how much
pmpntm9: oh
PrahladFriedman: i've already told you too much
pmpntm9: hah yeah fair enough
pmpntm9: wow dude im sorry
pmpntm9: when was this?
PrahladFriedman: a while ago
PrahladFriedman: i think its why i have sexual problems now
PrahladFriedman: man i'm rambling like a crazy man
pmpntm9: thast cool
pmpntm9: you seein someone for it?
PrahladFriedman: nope
PrahladFriedman: i'm not ready
PrahladFriedman: hey
pmpntm9: ?
PrahladFriedman: how do you feel about me?
pmpntm9: dude i feel sorry four you
pmpntm9: but
pmpntm9: otehr then that
pmpntm9: whatever
PrahladFriedman: it hurts so much
PrahladFriedman: i stay up some nights just crying
pmpntm9: wow
pmpntm9: tahts insane
pmpntm9: you should see someone for it
PrahladFriedman: its so painful
pmpntm9: im sure it will do you good
PrahladFriedman: will you go with me?
pmpntm9: well im in missouri
PrahladFriedman: i knew it, you don't like me
pmpntm9: wow youre gay
pmpntm9: hahaha
pmpntm9: lol
PrahladFriedman: i would normally laugh
pmpntm9: youre a sombitch
PrahladFriedman: but i'm kind of in a weird state
PrahladFriedman: thanks
pmpntm9: are tiy serius?
PrahladFriedman: you're so kind
pmpntm9: dude i would totally go with you
pmpntm9: but im in missouri
PrahladFriedman: screw you
PrahladFriedman: i trusted you and now you make fun of me
pmpntm9: if you wanna come down, sure
pmpntm9: id be in
PrahladFriedman: i have to go
PrahladFriedman: call me
pmpntm9: ok hey
PrahladFriedman: yeah
pmpntm9: im sorry
pmpntm9: if you wanna talk about it some more
PrahladFriedman: it's ok
pmpntm9: ill listen
PrahladFriedman: i understand
PrahladFriedman: tim
PrahladFriedman: do you like me?
PrahladFriedman: just give me an honest answer
PrahladFriedman: it's ok if you don't
pmpntm9: yeah man
PrahladFriedman: i've just always wondered
pmpntm9: youre cool
PrahladFriedman: no i don't mean in that way
pmpntm9: no i know
pmpntm9: i always thought you were a cool dude
pmpntm9: for sure

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm just on a roll with this prison thing

[/ QUOTE ]

No doubt.

[siccjay]

that one aint bad ahahah

[DMBFan23]

based on this, I dont think you're losing [censored]. keep up the fine work.

stop doubting yourself. these are [censored] great!

[NLSoldier]

lmfao. im pretty sure this was like 10x funnier since I know pmpntm.

[Ogre]

[ QUOTE ]
lmfao. im pretty sure this was like 10x funnier since I know pmpntm.

[/ QUOTE ]

[radek2166]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PrahladFriedman: will i at least get invited to your jerk fest this year?
N30 Raven: nope, I'm not doing that again

[/ QUOTE ]

rofl

[/ QUOTE ]

Yup ROFLMAO I want to hear about the darkside.

[this guy]

I just got pwned.

PrahladFriedman: hi valerie
VPrincess0: who is this?
PrahladFriedman: guess!
VPrincess0: i have nooo idea
PrahladFriedman: come on
PrahladFriedman: i'm a friend of aprils?
VPrincess0: hmm
VPrincess0: give me a clue
PrahladFriedman: i'm jewish
PrahladFriedman: play poker
PrahladFriedman: rap
VPrincess0: jared?
VPrincess0: if you aren't jared then I honestly don't know
PrahladFriedman: i heard something about you and some pictures in cancun?
VPrincess0: omg
VPrincess0: that bitch
PrahladFriedman: whats wrong?
VPrincess0: was it april?
VPrincess0: what did you hear?
PrahladFriedman: something about you and pictures in cancun
PrahladFriedman: care to elaborate?
VPrincess0: that was like 3 years ago
VPrincess0: wait, who are you again?
PrahladFriedman: you have to guess
PrahladFriedman: 3 years ago?
PrahladFriedman: what happened?
VPrincess0: you are creepy
VPrincess0: just tell me who you are
PrahladFriedman: steve
VPrincess0: do you go to school with april?
PrahladFriedman: yeah
PrahladFriedman: do you remember me?
VPrincess0: don't tell her I called her a bitch
PrahladFriedman: haha i won't
PrahladFriedman: what's up with this cancun pictures thing?
PrahladFriedman: i am curious
VPrincess0: I just got a little crazy down there
VPrincess0: I guess it's no big deal, but I think I would've qualified for girls gone wild haha
PrahladFriedman: haha
PrahladFriedman: wow
VPrincess0: I shouldn't have called her a bitch, i was just surprised that some random dude knew about it
PrahladFriedman: no big deal
PrahladFriedman: i just saw the pictures btw
PrahladFriedman: not bad valerie, not bad
VPrincess0: omg I can't believe she showed you
PrahladFriedman: haha it's no big deal
VPrincess0: yes it is
PrahladFriedman: i'm impressed
VPrincess0: i hate her now
VPrincess0: it's been a year since we've talked
VPrincess0: i can't believe she would show you
PrahladFriedman: i'm sure she didn't mean any harm
VPrincess0: i was [censored] my boyfriends best friend...
PrahladFriedman: good for you?
VPrincess0: he doesn't know about it
VPrincess0: could you please get ahold of those pictures for me?
VPrincess0: just rip them up
VPrincess0: please
PrahladFriedman: why did you tell me about you banging your bfs best friend
VPrincess0: i thought you knew
PrahladFriedman: why would i know that?
VPrincess0: i figured she told you
PrahladFriedman: nope
VPrincess0: omg
PrahladFriedman: ok...
VPrincess0: how long have you been going to nebraska?
PrahladFriedman: i'm a senior now
VPrincess0: she goes to arizona state, cya creepy
VPrincess0 signed off at 10:56:12 PM.

I'm done for now, I feel like a huge douche for messing with "innocent" people, though it was pretty damn entertaining. I hope someone takes over for me now.

[NLSoldier]

nice work

[ClaytonN]

[ QUOTE ]
nice work

[/ QUOTE ]

[InchoateHand]

You are pretty much my hero now.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Very well done, sir. I owe you one for that entertainment.

[phx]

wow fkin hilarious

[iMsoLucky0]

Is anyone else gonna take over? I have someone who could be entertaining.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]

VPrincess0: how long have you been going to nebraska?
PrahladFriedman: i'm a senior now
VPrincess0: she goes to arizona state, cya creepy

[/ QUOTE ]

Sweet.

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
VPrincess0: how long have you been going to nebraska?
PrahladFriedman: i'm a senior now
VPrincess0: she goes to arizona state, cya creepy
VPrincess0 signed off at 10:56:12 PM.

[/ QUOTE ]



I'm surprised you fell for this ploy, it's essentially the same tactic that Arnold used in the Terminator 2 to fool the T1000.

[DMBFan23]

it's in the negotiator too, well played val. but that doesn't erase your good work on this one.

[jason_t]

[censored] gold man, keep it up.

[Saddlepoint]

I know you said you were done, but this is too important for historical reasons to pass up. No rush, really.

1) James "Jace" Charles
2) enjoi JAce
3) Male
4) This is the original "brilliant in my opinion" guy. His MySpace page is here (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=754 0176&amp;Mytoken=D0EBCD69-E39C-4F9B-B90A583D956A19F71564591187). He is a truly godawful poker player.
5) If you can work some variation on "my play, brilliant imo" into the conversation I will make you the godfather of my children.

[utmt40]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PrahladFriedman: will i at least get invited to your jerk fest this year?
N30 Raven: nope, I'm not doing that again

[/ QUOTE ]

rofl

[/ QUOTE ]

Yup ROFLMAO I want to hear about the darkside.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok so basically we are sitting around playing some P*ker and we get to talking and this one guy brings up Joe's collection of porn. I am like wtf Joe? He starts telling the guy not to go there and this guy starts telling all of us at the table about the "jerkfest" they had earlier in the semester and that Joe won. Now I am curious and ask Joe to tell me about it. So Joe goes on and says well the rules are simple and we had a 12 hr time frame to get off as much as we could and were on the honor system. LOL. So then he says he got off like 21 times during this period before he finally gave it up. I then asked what kind of porn collection he had and he said he has a lot of Titty [censored] movies and this deal called hand job hunnies or something like that. So at this point I start to think 21 times in 12 hrs? He then goes on about how much it hurt him and how he didnt jerk off for like a week after that. I couldnt imagine. Have fun with this one...

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
VPrincess0: how long have you been going to nebraska?
PrahladFriedman: i'm a senior now
VPrincess0: she goes to arizona state, cya creepy
VPrincess0 signed off at 10:56:12 PM.

[/ QUOTE ]



I'm surprised you fell for this ploy, it's essentially the same tactic that Arnold used in the Terminator 2 to fool the T1000.

[/ QUOTE ]
True, but he had already achieved mission success by this point. Well done.

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
Tom
RipperT7
Male
He drank too much, threw up in his room. Got a mop and cleaned it up, and then accidentally dumped the entire (vomit/water) combo all over his floor.
Jackal

[/ QUOTE ]

My girlfriend just asked me if I IM'd Tom and pretended to be a famous poker player. Where's the text?

[Georgia Avenue]

Still Hilaious. Honestly tho' I just can't enough of "Pralahd's" references to his rap career. There should be ONE ref. per. script. Fo. Real.

[ QUOTE ]
VPrincess0: how long have you been going to nebraska?
PrahladFriedman: i'm a senior now
VPrincess0: she goes to arizona state, cya creepy
VPrincess0 signed off at 10:56:12 PM.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, pWned.

[lu_hawk]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Joe
2. N30 Raven (the 0 is a zero)
3. Male
3. Plays p*ker and loves wrestling and goes to school at Tenn. Tech University
5. Talk about his porn collection and jerk fest he had last year.

[/ QUOTE ]

please give more background as to what a jerkfest is. after seeing the IM convo i kind of don't know what to expect.

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. Joe
2. N30 Raven (the 0 is a zero)
3. Male
3. Plays p*ker and loves wrestling and goes to school at Tenn. Tech University
5. Talk about his porn collection and jerk fest he had last year.

[/ QUOTE ]

please give more background as to what a jerkfest is. after seeing the IM convo i kind of don't know what to expect.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's explained 6 posts above yours

[dtbog]

this thread is wonderful. that is all.

haha wow taht was gay, i brought it upon myself though, im like sam? sam golden? im such a n00b /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Clarkmeister]

ok, time to PM this guy some more stuff.

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
VPrincess0: i was [censored] my boyfriends best friend...

[/ QUOTE ]

some people have pretty low standards of "best friends"

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PrahladFriedman: will i at least get invited to your jerk fest this year?
N30 Raven: nope, I'm not doing that again

[/ QUOTE ]

rofl

[/ QUOTE ]

Yup ROFLMAO I want to hear about the darkside.

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Ok so basically we are sitting around playing some P*ker and we get to talking and this one guy brings up Joe's collection of porn. I am like wtf Joe? He starts telling the guy not to go there and this guy starts telling all of us at the table about the "jerkfest" they had earlier in the semester and that Joe won. Now I am curious and ask Joe to tell me about it. So Joe goes on and says well the rules are simple and we had a 12 hr time frame to get off as much as we could and were on the honor system. LOL. So then he says he got off like 21 times during this period before he finally gave it up. I then asked what kind of porn collection he had and he said he has a lot of Titty [censored] movies and this deal called hand job hunnies or something like that. So at this point I start to think 21 times in 12 hrs? He then goes on about how much it hurt him and how he didnt jerk off for like a week after that. I couldnt imagine. Have fun with this one...

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Disappointing.

Bump. This is too good to stay off the first page.

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*bump* someone feel like doing this today? i like entertainment.