E-Mail Revelations

[touchfaith]

I just realized through a very nice email that I can get a genuine! rolex for a mere $75!!!!!!

Add this to the knowledge I gained last week about being able to have a 36 hour erection and this has been a great week!

Has anyone else learned any valuable information from e-mail lately?

[djshawk]

lots of women want to swallow my hot load.

[miajag81]

Penis enlargement is now available in patch form.

[MrTrik]

I learned that there are dozens of hot naked girls waiting by the phone within 10 miles of my of my area code. [censored] cookies.

[blaze666]

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I just realized through a very nice email that I can get a genuine! rolex for a mere $75!!!!!!

Add this to the knowledge I gained last week about being able to have a 36 hour erection and this has been a great week!

Has anyone else learned any valuable information from e-mail lately?

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james mukama wants my bank details, so he can borrow some money. what a nice young man.

[JDErickson]

I can completely erase all my debt by paying a nice man $199

[blaze666]

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I can completely erase all my debt by paying a nice man $199

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what a nice man. it's heartwarming to see people like this exist, and that these people perform such a decent, honest service.

[blaze666]

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I just realized through a very nice email that I can get a genuine! rolex for a mere $75!!!!!!

Add this to the knowledge I gained last week about being able to have a 36 hour erection and this has been a great week!

Has anyone else learned any valuable information from e-mail lately?

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i got one for $30 from a thai market trader. as for the rolex, that IS surprisingly cheap.

[MrTrik]

Oh, and last week's enlightenment for me was that I can pay a flat $20 fee and settle any IRS issue for pennies on the dollar. I almost replied and then I realized I'm not in trouble with the IRS.

[jakethebake]

Wtf, thinman>? this is a good thread from you?

[touchfaith]

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Wtf, thinman>? this is a good thread from you?

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You never go away do you

[jakethebake]

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Wtf, thinman>? this is a good thread from you?

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You never go away do you

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[censored] off.

[theben]

i can get a car for a nickel

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...I'm not in trouble with the IRS.


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Man, you ain't lived yet!

[touchfaith]

Crap! I missed out on a Penny Stock that went from $1.95 to $5.80 in one day!!

Maybe they have a service I can pay for to get the info faster!

[Thythe]

wtf! my e-mail says the Rolex is $245.99.

I also got "This is just a friendly reminder to let you know you are ready to order an additional supply of your product." Well thank you for telling me...

"Paypal" wants me to log in to my account for security reasons.

"Ebay" wants me to do the same thing. Apparently my account will be closed in 2 days if I don't. Oh no!

[x2ski]

I seem to be continuously pre-approved for a $400,000 mortgage with monthly payments of only $400.

Recently, my pre-approval was bumped to $480,000!

I'm going to many, many open houses tomorrow and presenting this exciting information to the agents hosting them. They will be merry.

[MelchyBeau]

maybe you can decifer these for me

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SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: usrratingl Oy2mt-tPzqA
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: aboutv h1D.XhfZhEY
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: generationb t.Ot.HYrxu...
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: shiitesq 0.tquzLB.UI


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Melch