I was told to engage in sexual relations with my mother [Archive]

jdl22

09-24-2005, 12:09 PM

After this bubble. A shortstacked player had been disconnected for about three levels or so. Guy who made this and other commments open folded the sb with the disconnected guy in the bb at some point well after the disconnected guy had started folding every hand. There's another fair stack involved as well. This was a pretty fun bubble. So as to add some content, what hands are you guys calling with when the other big stack open pushes?

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Hero (t6260)
SB pissy (t1760)
BB disconnected(t510)
UTG other guy(t1470)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG other guyraises to t1470 (All-In), 3 folds.

Final Pot: t2070

Results in white below: 
No showdown. other guy wins t2070. 

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Hero (t6260)
Button pissy (t1560)
SB disconnected(t110)
BB other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Hero raises to t6260 (All-In), 2 folds.

Flop: (t6770) 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t6770) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6770) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t6770

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5s 8s (high card, ace).
disconnected has 9h 5d (high card, ace).
other guy doesn't show.
Outcome: disconnected wins t6300. Hero wins t470. 

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Hero (t6440)
UTG pissy (t1560)
Button disconnected(t330)
SB other guy(t1670)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif.
2 folds, SB other guyraises to t1670 (All-In), 1 fold.

Final Pot: t2070

Results in white below: 
No showdown. other guy wins t2070. 

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Hero (t6040)
BB pissy (t1560)
UTG disconnected(t330)
Button other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif.
2 folds, Hero raises to t2900, 1 fold.

Final Pot: t3300

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t3300. 

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Hero (t6440)
SB pissy (t1160)
BB disconnected(t330)
UTG other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
1 fold, Hero raises to t6440 (All-In), 1 fold.

Flop: (t6970) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t6970) 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6970) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t6970

Results in white below: 
disconnected has 4d 9c (straight, seven high).
Hero has Kh Qc (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins t5780. disconnected wins t1190. 

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Hero (t6110)
Button pissy (t960)
SB disconnected(t860)
BB other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/club.gif.
Hero raises to t6110 (All-In), 3 folds.
pissy: u dumb raiser...i would have called and took him out twice
Final Pot: t6710

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t6710. 

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Hero (t6710)
UTG pissy (t960)
Button disconnected(t660)
SB other guy(t1670)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
3 folds.

Final Pot: t600

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t600. 

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Hero (t6910)
BB pissy (t960)
UTG disconnected(t660)
Button other guy(t1470)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
1 fold, Button other guyraises to t1470 (All-In), 2 folds.

Final Pot: t2070

Results in white below: 
No showdown. other guy wins t2070. 

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Hero (t6710)
SB pissy (t560)
BB disconnected(t660)
UTG other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
1 fold, Hero raises to t6710 (All-In), 2 folds.

Final Pot: t7310

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t7310. 

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Hero (t7310)
Button pissy (t360)
SB disconnected(t260)
BB other guy(t2070)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Hero raises to t7310 (All-In), 3 folds.

Final Pot: t8060

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t8060. 

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Hero (t8060)
UTG pissy (t360)
Button disconnected(t10)
SB other guy(t1570)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
3 folds.

Final Pot: t750

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins t750. 

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Hero (t8310)

BB pissy (t360)
UTG disconnected(t10)
Button other guy(t1320)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
2 folds, Hero completes.

Flop: (t720) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)

Turn: (t720) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)

River: (t720) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)

Final Pot: t720

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah 8d (one pair, jacks).
pissy has 9c 7s (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins t720. 

Just after busting pissy adds: u r a fn ahole "hero"
and in the next hand: go fk ur mother

I won the sng two hands later.

09-24-2005, 12:52 PM

LOL..

BTW, jdl22, I was searching this forum a while ago, looking for stuff about ICM.

Are you the guy who at one point said he was going to study ICM/SNGPT, and study all the different situations and post when he found something surprising, etc.? If so, how'd you do? Did you finish your queeste? Did your ROI go up after it?

(Oh and if you arent him, ignore this post.)

jdl22

09-24-2005, 12:57 PM

That was me. I've got to start that up again. Unfortunately school got a bit nuts soon after. I have noticed getting more comfortable in these situations but I haven't played anywhere near enough to check the ROI. As for the studying I got about halfway through and did learn a lot. Now that I'm playing again I'm going to start up by studying all my sngs at the end of the day.